Divine_Malevolence
If I e'er met someone suicidal, I wouldn't even mention it.
It'd be a long run of me being a comedic buffoon in an attempt to cheer them up. Maybe using
this song.I'm about the same way.
Him: "I just can't deal with it anymore. I feel like killing myself."
Me: "Oh. Well, I'm about to go to Wal-Mart, wanna come?"
Him: "...nah, don't trouble yourself dragging me around. I don't want to hold you up."
Me: "But I want you in the car with me. I don't like driving alone."
Him: "Maybe one of your other friends can go with you."
Me: "Now you know damn well I wouldn't be here if I wanted to hang around one of them. Stop bullshittin' and get in this car. I want some Digiornos."
Or.
His Text: "What's up?"
My Text: "Watching a movie with a friend from out of town. Sup?"
His Text: "Oh. Nothing, I won't bother you anymore. Wouldn't want to be a c**k block."
My Text: "LOL, SO not going there with him. You wanted to hang out tonight? :c"
His Text: "Nah, it's cool. Go on and hang out with your friend. You won't have to worry about me ever again. I'm just gonna have some drinks and call it a night."
My Text: "Be there in 15. I'm thirsty, too!"
And, no, I'm totally not an alcoholic. I sometimes think his suddenly depressed moods are a mixture of mere sadness and shallow cries for attention, but I feed them anyway.