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Mirai Nikki Minaj
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 11:58 pm


Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
1) Tech and Tremor are online chat friends.
2) Tech is aware this his chat friend is Tremor, and that her real identity is Sheryl.
3) Tremor does not know jack about Tech. She just thinks he's some dude online.
4) Tremor has told Tech that she is a supervillain, though she hasn't told him which one.
5) Both agree that SuzuKen is the only way to go.
JianGeGe:
Clearly
And hmm, 4 interests me
How would that pan out on Sheryl's end?
Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Basically Tremor sorta complains a lot to Tech and unleashes her worries on him, I suppose.
Obviously she kept it a secret at first.
But after repeated conversation she began to trust him.
Also she desperately wanted somebody to talk to about her problems.
I suppose Tech may listen because he uses it to learn about her weaknesses and s**t?
Or because he's interested in metahumans and how they think, act, etc.
Sheryl trusts her online friend to the point where she'll pretty much tell him nearly anything.
JianGeGe:
Yeah, I think it's a given that Alt's mostly using her
Although, what I'm thinking on Alt's end is this
He generally thinks of the metahumans as something akin to his 'brethren'
He's more or less the Magneto of the superhuman community, and generally assumes they're superior on every level to humans
But when he discovers Sheryl's secret identity... well, it confuses him
Because having a secret identity implies that Sheryl actually wants to fit in with her 'inferiors'
And it's basically why he never tries to figure out the secret identities of the other heroes or criminals from then on
It scares him too much to imagine that those like him want to be something less than they are
PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:59 pm


Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Kay.
How did Cracker and Adam Smith meet? Welp, Cracker isn't really the mind type so let us assume Adam Smith made first contact.
He had a list of villains/heroes he could try reaching out to and Cracker was chosen because... she fit the profile?
In other words cause she's pretty dim and he figured she'd be easy to manipulate.
I'll jot this s**t down like there's no ******** tomorrow.
JianGeGe:
Yeah, I figure it's something along those lines too
Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Altair is interested in metahumans. He considers them superior to the average human being. But with the exception of Blink, he doesn't really get to talk to many of them. Yet he wants to know more. Going out and talking to them obviously isn't too easy, so he's gotta reach out to them in a different manner. Some metahumans can't be talked to so easily. Some are secretive, paranoid, etc. Most probably would rather die than reveal their true identities. He's gotta find somebody simple, somebody who wants to talk about it. Sheryl fits the profile. So she's first experiment.
Tell me if that is to your liking.
JianGeGe:
Yeah, I think that fits the bill of what leads Alt to 'approach' Sheryl in the first place
Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Hmmm... could we say that he bugged Sheryl's home?
Or would that be pushing it?
JianGeGe:
Yeah, I think that might be going too far
Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
How shall we say he figured out who Sheryl was?
JianGeGe:
Well, maybe he figures it out early in her career
When she's just starting out and she isn't totally used to maintaining the double life
Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Makes sense.
JianGeGe:
And I think a lot of the dialogue that goes on between them is based on s**t that's going on in Sheryl's life
Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Yeah, I figure.
Generally Sheryl complaining.
Altair slyly getting her to talk about stuff he's interested in, maybe?
Like how she thinks about her powers and whatnot?
Sheryl's pretty easy to manipulate. :3
JianGeGe:
Well, I think where Sheryl is concerned, Altair's interest in her powers is superceded by the mundanity of her alter-ego
Altair knowing that Sheryl is Cracker is something I think ends up being a huge part of how he views metahumans
Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Why she wants to be normal when she has the potential for much more?
JianGeGe:
Yup
So while he might prod her about her powers
He'll probably be more interested in her life as Sheryl
Because, ********, there just HAS to be something in that life that would make her want to return to it
Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Altair's known about the Cracker for a while. He figured out her true identity soon after her debut. Unused to being a superhero she made mistakes and left a trail that anybody with a brain and sufficient interest could follow... and Altair had more than enough of both.

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Mirai Nikki Minaj
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:46 pm


Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Post format still unfinished though.
By the way, did you know about the Sheryl profile picture?
Those aren't sleeves.
It's apparently some kinda demonic rock arm thingy.
I realized it after I searched out more pictures for the character on Pixiv.
b***h's arms and legs are boulders or some s**t.

JianGeGe:
Lol
You got a disabled person for Sheryl's pic
I'm going to lol at you now

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=dg44s2&s=5
See?
She's some kinda Japanese demon.
I'd say youkai but I'm not some weeabo who watches Inuyasha so I don't even know the word youkai.
The two other pictures I have of her feature the rock-limbs prominently so I guess my post format's gonna have to use the profile picture.
Which is a shame, because the one I linked kinda captures her apologetic nature well I think.

JianGeGe:
....Man, now that you put it that way, I say her theme song should be Apologize
Everytime Sheryl does something wrong:
"It's too late to apologiiiiiize! It's TOO LAAAAAATE!!!!!!!"
Sheryl: ;_; FOREVER ALONE!!!!!!

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Yeah, I was gonna have a scene where Sheryl breaks down a wall in the middle of an escape attempt.
And accidentally barges into a birthday party for a kid.
She tries to put the wall back up.
But then fails.
And breaks more of the wall off.
She apologizes again and decides she should go.
Since she'll just make things worse.
Also because she hears police sirens.
After she leaves a single tear falls down the face of the birthday child.
Oh, and she wishes the kid a happy birthday before she runs away.

JianGeGe:
...She also eats the last slice of cake
With the little strawberry all saved for the brithday boy

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Hell nah.
She's not maliciously evil.
She's unintentionally evil.
Which makes her seem even more of a douchebag in the eyes of those who don't really know her.

JianGeGe:
She eats it by accident!

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
HOW?

JianGeGe:
:reaks more wall off::
Sheryl: Well, er, it's the thought that counts right? But, boy, I'm hungry. Mind if I have that? Thanks kid.
Boy: ;A;

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Maybe she accidentally pulls a piece of the wall off.
Which rebounds.
Hits the lights on the ceiling.
Showering the cake (and other stuff) with shards of glass and clumps of dirt.
Yeah, I think that's a good thing for her to do.
:3

JianGeGe:
She's such a boss
She should go with christ
Oh, also
I've been wondering if you want to do something where Alt eventually decides to sort of more directly 'enlist' her as a second helper

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Probably.
How'd he reveal himself to her though?
*How would, not how did

JianGeGe:
Hmm
Well, he'd probably arrange it through their chats
I'm not sure if he'd say, "Btw, I'm a villain too." or just go, "Hey, don't you think it'd be cool if we met up?"
Hmmm, actually what would you say Sheryl's opinion of the Hand as a public figure is?

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Sheryl doesn't really hate supervillains despite hating regular thugs.
Mainly because she herself became a supervillain.
So she'd probably think he'd have his reasons.
But her one and only chat buddy turning out to have been a supervillain, on the other hand.
Might be a bit of a shock.

JianGeGe:
...Alt's her one and only chat buddy?

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Possibly.

JianGeGe:
Not enough time on WoW, Sheryl

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Sheryl is a lonely gurl.
She watches her dramas and maybe talks about it on forums.
But doesn't get much with the chatty chat one on one.

JianGeGe:
Clearly, she frequents the Miko and Detective section in the official Eito NA Productions Forum
Where she met her best (only) buddy ever, NotTheInvisibleHand

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
A ha ha ha ha ha ha.
NotTheInvisibleHand.
:3

JianGeGe:
...Weirdly enough, what with the Hand probably being something of a mix between Al Capone as a crime-boss and the Zodiac Killer as an annonymous criminal in the public eye, I could see a lot of noobs claiming they are 'the Hand'

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
A ha ha ha ha.
True.
Internet is full of a buncha shitty noobs.

JianGeGe:
....So NotTheInvisibleHand could be interpreted as Alt being a hipster and trying to be 'ironic' about things

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Who don't realize that I'm the Invisible Hand.

JianGeGe:
You can't be the Invisible Hand!
The Invisible Hand is white!

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
MY SOUL IS WHITE AND PURE.
EVEN IF MY SKIN MAY BE FULL OF SIN.

JianGeGe:
....Jian will enjoy sleeping with you

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
JIAN ISN'T REAL.

JianGeGe:
OH ******** that wasn't for you

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
JUST A STORY MOTHERS TELL TO GET THEIR KIDS TO EAT THEIR GREENS.

JianGeGe:
NO HOMO NO HOMO!!!!

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I DON'T EVEN CARE.
I AM GOING TO THROW THIS IN YOUR FACE AS OFTEN AS I CAN.

JianGeGe:
NOOOO GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!
JIAN IS NOT GAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!
PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:00 am


Zepia Eltnam ******** I am hungry.
But it's snowing.
And I'm too much of a lazy git to walk in the snow.

JianGeGe:
Lol
California b***h
No snow

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
What.
How did you know I used to live in California.
You horrible monster.

JianGeGe:
I didn't
But I had my suspicions
You just confirmed them for me

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
I AM NOT A VALLEY PUNK.
DON'T YOU DARE ACCUSE ME OF BEING ONE.

JianGeGe:
I think this is where we say Checkmate, Mr. Oberon
You've been hiding from the law too long Oberon

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
BAH.

JianGeGe:
Let's end this

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
YOU CAN'T PROVE s**t.
I WAS DECLARED UNFIT FOR TRIAL.
BECAUSE MY FAT a** WOULDN'T FIT ON THE PODIUM.
PEOPLE THOUGHT I WAS DOING A FAT MAN'S VERSION OF THE POLE DANCE.
THEY WERE HORRIFIED.
THEY SAID "NO PLEASE STOP IT WE'LL LET YOU OFF SCOT FREE IF YOU DO".
I WAS JUST TRYING TO SIT DOWN.

JianGeGe:
/hug
<3

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
A ha ha ha ha ******** ******** FOR YOU!

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
A HA HA HA HA HA HA.

JianGeGe:
GODDAMIT, GAIA WHY YOU SCREW UP!!!!!

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

JianGeGe:
THIS DID NOT HAPPEN!

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
TOTALLY DID.
But I digress working on post format then leaving work so I'mma be quiet now.

JianGeGe:
GODDAMIT ZEP I'M NOT GAY!

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
I DON'T CARE STILL ******** these roleplaying bitches got mad props on their post formats.

JianGeGe:
...Oh you stealing post formats?
Share

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
No.
I'm just watching.

JianGeGe:
...Still share
Cause Jian is thief

Mirai Nikki Minaj
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Mirai Nikki Minaj
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:45 pm


JianGeGe:
ALTROLL

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
I just need to fill out the in-between now.
A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I thought about revealing what Sheryl wrote.
But having it hidden like that is more amusing. :3
Also...
Kiri is a girl.
:3
ALTAIR LIKES HIMSELF SOME YURI.

JianGeGe:
Covert pervert extrodaniare

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Suzuki x Kiri is call Zukini.

JianGeGe:
...Although that makes me wonder how their next conversation will start

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
A bit of Sheryl raging at Altair I suppose.
But maybe not.
Remember, Sheryl's robbery is going to fail horribly.
She'll probably be more interested in talking about that.
She's going to be trashed by Rocket, then accidentally ruin a kid's birthday and wreck a home.
So yeah.

JianGeGe:
And Altair will comfort her like the awesome pal he is
By telling her to GET A JOB!

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
XD
SHE HAS A JOB YOU FOOL.

JianGeGe:
Note: By job, Altair means prostitution
Sheryl, you must remember, is a woman
She is ill-equipped to function in any other environment

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
What.
She'll kill anybody.
Who does it with her.
SUPER STRONG GRIP.
BOTH HANDWISE AND DOWN THERE WISE.
O HO HO HO HO HOW VULGAR.
By the way, gonna leave in like 20 minutes.
So I'll ask while I can.
Is Altair sorta sarcastic online?

JianGeGe:
Nah, he's more accomodating
I mean, he's more inclined to be a bit nicer to Sheryl since he considers her a 'superior being'

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Kay kay.

JianGeGe:
If he's being a d**k, it'll come across in being him uncomfortably nicer than usual

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
I'll take that into consideration.

JianGeGe:
YOU BETTER

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
I guess I'll rewrite the stuff a bit later.

JianGeGe:
YOU BETTER NOT RUIN ALTAIR YOU SUNNUVA BTICH!

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
But I will keep the SuzuKiri line.

JianGeGe:
-PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH-
....I do not know if I'll play it off as Altair being completely honest or if he's just trolling Sheryl
You have given me much to consider, fagawan
PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:52 pm


Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
God, writing Sheryl's lines really hurts me deep down, in my heart.
I'm going to work on her actual introduction post for a bit.
Much classier.
It starts with her stripping in a bathroom stall.
CLASS.

JianGeGe:
....!!!!!
BEST CHAR EVER!

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Changing into her villain outfit.
Not because she's an exhibitionist.
Ya perv.

JianGeGe:
.....But she's a virgin
You're not making any sense

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
She fears she'll be caught and traced if she leaves home in her costume.
/grins
I've just had a diabolically wicked idea.

JianGeGe:
Do tell

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
By the way, is Altair willing to... help protect Sheryl's identity?
From a distance, obviously.

JianGeGe:
Of course
He loves Sheryl
Like a sister
Friendzoned!

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
1: Sheryl changes inside bathroom stall, leaves clothes in bag, planning to come back and get them after she finishes.
2: She walks out of the stall, in costume.
3: Finds drunk dude using urinal.
4: Turns out she accidentally went into the men's room.
5: She panics, punches the wall and runs away.
6: Leaves her bag in bathroom.
7: Realizes the police will be there.
8: Afraid someone will find out who she is.
How strong is Altair's information network?

JianGeGe:
Mostly limited to redlight district
Although I suppose the mob bosses he has can order people to get out of the RL district occasionally
He'll have to kill whoever delivers the bag however ;_;

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
I mean security-wise.
Like, would he be able to see that happening? From like, bathroom camera or whatnot?
Wait s**t not a bathroom camera.
But I digress.
Would he be able to figure out what happened to Sheryl?

JianGeGe:
Not unless he was actively looking
Actually
Sheryl could say, "Oh s**t, oh s**t I left my clothes in the bathroom" to him

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
I suppose she might in blind panic.

JianGeGe:
And Altair'll use what info he gives her to find out where her s**t is
Oh
Idea
He sends The Suit to retrieve it
And it's The Suit who gives approaches Cracker to give the bag back
No explanation
Which leads to obligatory superhero fight
Er
Supervillain fight
Hmm
Also want to keep the identity of "CheerfulMikoFan" a mystery for now?

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Yep.
Wouldn't be fun if the secret got out on the very first few posts. :3

JianGeGe:
Yeah, I'll just have Altair make any references to their conversations as with 'a contact'
So how do you want to do The Suit returning the goods to Sheryl?

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Hmmm, good question.
Well, the suit returning will probably happen later in the night.
Since Sheryl has to be beaten by Rocket first.
I don't know why I keep focusing on that.

JianGeGe:
...Man, I want the Suit to be totally tsundere about returning it to Sheryl
"Don't get me wrong. It's not like I'm trying to help you."

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
It would work if the suit wasn't silent.

JianGeGe:
Oh, it isn't silent

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Altair (via suit) tells/implies Sheryl that he has leverage over her now.
Sheryl, who's already in a bad mood, snaps.
Attacks Suit.
Altair doesn't really want to hurt Sheryl, but curious to test how far her power goes, spars a bit.
Then leaves, leaving the bag behind.

JianGeGe:
...He'll be uncomfortably creepy through the whole fight
"Yes, your body is indeed beautiful. Such strength and power supplemented by delectable suppleness."

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
A ha ha ha ha ha ha.
A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
BEST IDEA!
The next time they chat, Sheryl complains about "that creepy ********, unknown to her, IS her chat partner.

JianGeGe:
By the way, what sort of strength level will Sheryl use against Hand?

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
She has no set strength level, since she can't control.
She'll just throw stuff at first like always.

JianGeGe:
Cause I'm under the assumption she won't need much to significntly damage the Suit which does have a sort of 'get out of there if damaged' protocol

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
Starting with lamposts and mailboxes.

JianGeGe:
Ah gotcha
Should be fine for the fight to be prolonged a bit then

Zepia Eltnam Oberon:
She never ever gets into close combat, not even with Rocket, who's possibly stronger than her.
She'll think there's someone wearing the suit (like most of the populace).
But once Altair starts busting out creepy lines, no promises.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:31 pm


CHAT

A few hours before heading out to rob the bank, Sheryl chats with her online fried CheerfulMikoFan, who tries to persuade her not to go with her plans. Sheryl refuses to be persuaded, and CheerfulMikoFan gives up.

PREPARATION

Sheryl leaves home with a bag containing her costume. She enters a rarely used bathroom and changes in the stall, stashing the bag (somewhere), intending to return and get it. She exits the stall, only to encounter a drunk using the urinal. She realizes she has entered the men's room, and destroys a wall in panic to get away.

Only when she has reached the bank does she realize that she has left her bag in the bathroom. Sheryl fears that the police are already at the scene, and that her cover is blown.
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