.:l ҞαsɨЗ ђαяρЗя l:.
”All say, ‘How hard it is that we have to die’
- A strange complaint to come
- A strange complaint to come
First Period:
Battle Strategy/Physical Combat
Second Period:
English
Third Period:
Mythology
Fourth Period:
Cooking
Fifth Period:
Physics
From the mouths of people
Who have had to live.”
- Mark Twain
Who have had to live.”
- Mark Twain
.:l sɳУɖЭЯ ȻѺɄʈɄЯЭ l:.
”I hate bathrooms. They’re the worst.
Male or female. What’s the difference?
There’s stalls for privacy,
Male or female. What’s the difference?
There’s stalls for privacy,
First Period:
Art
Second Period:
Archaic Sciences
Third Period:
English
Fourth Period:
Cooking
Fifth Period:
Music
And it’s all used for the same thing.
So why does one smell better than the other?
Genders are so confusing.”
- Snyder Couture
So why does one smell better than the other?
Genders are so confusing.”
- Snyder Couture
.:l αЄЯɨȠ ҒαɨЯȻҺɨȽɖ l:.
”Why was man created on the last day?
So that he can be told,
When pride possesses him:
God created the gnat before thee.”
- The Talmud
So that he can be told,
When pride possesses him:
God created the gnat before thee.”
- The Talmud
First Period:
Engineering/Shop
Second Period:
Economics
Third Period:
Music
Fourth Period:
Physics
Fifth Period:
Potions
”In nature a repulsive caterpillar turns into a lovely butterfly.
But with humans it is the other way around:
A lovely butterfly turns into a repulsive caterpillar.”
- Anton Chekhov
But with humans it is the other way around:
A lovely butterfly turns into a repulsive caterpillar.”
- Anton Chekhov
.:l Morgan O’Donald l:.
”Hey, I know a joke!
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says,
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says,
First Period:
Spell Casting
Second Period:
Astronomy
Third Period:
English
Fourth Period:
Health Sciences/Anatomy & Physiology
Fifth Period:
Music
’I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.’
Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.”
- Dug from Up
Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.”
- Dug from Up
.:l Isabelle "Izzy" Bulcorb l:.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet,
except there's no music, no choreography,
except there's no music, no choreography,
First Period:
Engineering/Shop
Second Period:
Archaic Sciences
Third Period:
Music
Fourth Period:
Physics
Fifth Period:
History
and the dancers hit each other."
- Jack Handey
- Jack Handey
