"Welcome to the good li-fe.
Unh!
Welcome to the good liiia-fe..
The wait is over!
Welcome to the good liiiiah-fe..!
And after all this talk! All I gotta say is!
Welcome to the good li-i-i-i-i-i-fe..
You're welcome! You're all welcome!"

Kanye West's, "Good Life" beats out from the audio system..
And Guy Cancer steps out onstage, the fans in popping up to their feet,
up-roaring in cheers, to the return of a veteran, and growing legend in WGUT!

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Coming out, Guy, face smiling with pride.
He gave a wave to the crowd and waited with a wide smile,
flattered by the rwelcoming response he was receiving.
As the applause and roars dampened, he rose a microphone in hand up to his mouth.


"Thank you! Thank you! I'm glad to be in condition to compete on time for the WGUT!" Fans start to break into cheers again.. "But! But." Putting a finger up, Guy quickly cutting the fans off. "Due to uneven number of competitors this year, there will be three free passes. I.. will take the first pass. Why? I'm at a disadvantage, I have a bum knee, I am not at a hundred percent!." Pats his knee and fans make small boos. "Don't dare think I'm cheating!" Pointing out at a random person at ringside. "So know this.. I won't be able to use another pass. Only one pass per person and I'll watch the matches.. If I'm impressed by somebody, that person gets a pass from Round Two, and so on for the Round Three Pass, which will give the last person an opportunity to be well rested in the finals."

"Thank you for your time and I'll see you all in Round Two, as I need to make strategy on my future opponent." Majority of fans give a postive reaction to this new turn of events of this years Tournament and Guy makes his own turn for an exit to the back.