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The (gummy) Nine Tails Fox



The beast slipped up from under the sugary liquid already grinning with glee. It slithered between the running people till it was behind sesames team and in line with the building where the statue had fallen. It opened its gaping maw and ballooned to immense size. The little ones on the roof might see it, but it was at an angle as to be hidden from the grounded ones. Not that their vision mattered. The moment after ballooning it released a ball of pure energy that hit the ground before it. The blast propelled forth in a wave the size of the leaf village. The blast would transform all buildings and ambient liquids/solids into rock candy. to people it would merely knock them senseless. It wouldn't be avoided by hiding behind a building. That would be about as useful as covering your eyes when a nuclear bomb explodes.

chakra: 250/400

Radustwarad



Radustwarad, in his new disguise, took in the visible enemies as he ran with his team mates. They should stay in disguise till these people were in the middle of fighting, Or maybe not. As he was running he cut his finger with the bone inside, He let a drop of blood onto the ground that sizzled with his acidic sugary blood. He feigned a stumble and hit it with his palm, then got up, dragging his team faster. Literally dragging them at this point. He pulled them behind a fireworks vendor and knelt to catch his breath. What he had spawned would leave him weak for a couple seconds. It had directions and everything. He watched the statue that seemed to move whenever it was not looked at, but since another one of the enemy was dodging it it had to be crap in actuality. Nothing in comparison to silliness. He knew the attackers had a water specialist. That was clear enough. A bone orb had formed to protect the real orb in his pants. The one in his pocket was ready for anything. He saw a small girl cut right through the statue. Shed probably have to go. The acidic seal bubbled for one last time as people ran by it.

chakra: 172-30
142

main weakness for silly summons: they all cost chakra.


Name of Jutsu: Urutora Tawainai Kuchiyose: ultimate silly summons: Pegmanticorn
Rank of Jutsu:SSS
Jutsu's Element: Universal baby
Description:

The Cutting edge in silly jutsu. This stuff never gets old. this particular jutsu is used to summon the mightiest of the mighty. The PEGMANTICORN! Never before has such an amalgamation of a pegasus, a manticore, and the mighty unicorn been summoned by ninja. The pegmaticorns mighty wings allow it to fly outside of battle, but it weighs to much to use them effectively inside of said battle. The wings are that of a large bird like an eagle, and they are as white as alabaster, and powerful enough to lift 2000 pounds into the air. The pegmanticorns tail is a mighty mamba, its black scales glistening in the midnight sun. Its poison is deadly to those less than jounin rank, but can be fixed if medical jutsu(or hospitalization) is applied within 10 posts. Against higher opponents it causes chills and shaking that increases the cost of jutsu by 1 point. The tail moves at the speed of an s rank assassin, but can only hit people behind the pegmanticorn, and the beast turns slowly. The tail can be sliced by most any sharp weapon even without techniques, but can absorb blunt attacks up to jounin rank. If it is cut off the beast will lose life points. The beasts body is covered in shining golden fur that waves like a field of wheat in the blowing gale. The main body can take hits like a tank, and has a high tolerance for pain. the beasts hind legs are powerful horse hooves that allow it to jump for short distances. It moves with normal s rank speed that cannot be boosted by any means. Its forelegs are serrated lions claws that can claw and rake opposing ninja who come in front of it. The arms have a strength of ss that cannot be boosted, but can be set on fire to make them flaming claws. The first head of the beast is that of a dragon. The great lizard can belch streams of vital flame. When used the beast loses life points like a soda can loses pop on a hot day, but the fire is an s rank stream that covers a cone in front of the beast. The main head however is the lions head. It can release roars that deafen people in the thread for one post, but otherwise have no effect. On its head lies the horn of the mighty and majestic unicorn. It is an opalescent glowing spire that looks able to pierce the heavens.The horn is connected to the bones of the head, and any attempt to get close enough to rip it off puts the puller at the mercy of both the dragon heads fire and the lion heads gnashing serrated teeth. The horn can create an effect like a healing hands jutsu by stabbing people it needs to heal. It does not destroy enemies, if enemies can spear themselves on it without the lion getting them they will be healed as well.

LIfe chart

The mighty beast starts with 200 life points

Being hit by a jutsu removes life equal to the cost of that jutsu from its life points. boosts to the jutsus rank increase the loss by 5 points for each boost.

taijutsu and weapons only remove 2 points per hit if the jutsu is less than ss rank, after that life points are removed by 5 per rank(so at highest stage 25 life per hit)

The fire from the dragon head removes 30 life points per post it is maintained.

if the tail is cut off 50 points are lost.

If either head is cut off 100 points for each.

if the horn is removed 20 points are removed.

S rank healing jutsu restore 1 point per bost to the beast.



Name of Jutsu: Urutora Tawainai Kuchiyose: ultimate silly summons: Teddy
Rank of Jutsu: SS
Jutsu's Element: Universal baby

Description:

The newest of the mighty toys! Teddy is fully equipped to deal with any danger that needs de-dangerifying. Of course teddy is fully dangerized himself to deal with it. Teddy is a seven foot tall pink chakra flannel Bear. Chakra flannel is like chakra metal, but can move like cloth. Teddies chakra flannel is colered pink so that blood shows extra bright as it splatters over his brightly colored cloth flesh. Chakra flannel is as hard as chakra metal too, and can resist attacks as if it was such. Teddy gains all new effects based on the summoners choice of elements when he is summoned. Its like your very own teddy bear styled how you choose. Don't you remember them from your childhood! T.T Teddy also has razors for claws on his hands and razors for teeth in his mouth. hen fire chakra is run through teddy he heats up to dangerous levels that can boil water. His razors glow red and cause burns. His beautiful button eyes also begin to glow colors. When water chakra is pumped through him he grows slick and oily. Taijutsu and blunt weapons will simply slide off of him, but sharp weapons will cut him. with earth chakra he becomes glossy, and sharp weapons will bounce off, but taijutsu will now shatter him like pottery after jounin rank. With wind his speed increases to S rank, up from A, and with lightning his strength increases to SS up from S. Teddy is full of highly combustible fiberglass insulation. If he is hit with fire jutsu after his flannel is pierced he will transform into a flaming hellball of death and explode after one post in an ss rank fiery explosion. Teddy normally moves at A rank speed with S rank strength. however he does have razor claws, and fatness.




Name of Jutsu: Urutora Tawainai Kuchiyose: ultimate silly summons: Gummy/rock candy nine tails fox
Rank of Jutsu: S
Jutsu's Element: Universal baby

The nine tails has never been so edible! just when you thought that silly summons was going to run out of ideas they sick another on you. this time its the ninja worlds very own nine tails. This summon is as big as the six tails state of the nine tails transformation. It has all of the fixings like claws and teeth and snarling, but its made of GUMMY. Its so squishy and amazing. The gummy is colored red. any level of Taijutsu will harm the gummy greatly, knocking away chunks of it like a hungry person devours gummy bears. Sharp weapons will simply slide right through, as will senbons, but jutsu of s rank will cut it into peices. However needles like senbon cannot. The 9 tails gummy fox has 400 chakra and the ability to use the mighty GUMMY BEAST BALL! the gummy beast ball is an SSS rank blast for 150 chakra points. The gummy beast ball transforms all non chakra filled things it touches into rock candy. This can be devastating to eco systems, as the blast is as big as a normal tailed beast ball. The blast will hurt living things if it hits them, and they will feel a really sweet taste and headaches. The gummy nine tails melee attacks dont actually hurt that much, but can cause minor scratches. The beast has SS rank speed and c rank strength. The rock candy 9 tails fox is the same as the other, but is resistant to weapons instead of tai. If you eat the summon there is no guarantee you wont get fat.




Name of Jutsu: Urutora Tawainai Kuchiyose: ultimate silly summons: DEVASTATOR
Rank of Jutsu: A
Jutsu's Element: Universal baby
Jutsu Type: summoning

DEVASTATOR is the most disturbing summon that silly summons have. Normally living in a cold cave far beyond the normal reaches of human existence philosophizing over what to do next. DEVASTATOR LOVES PUPPETS! if he is summoned within sight of one that is not a human puppet he will voraciously hump it until it is destroyed. This usually takes a post or two since he is 10 feet tall and made of metal. DEVASTATOR has super powers but only attacks puppets, he will ignore any other things. he has numerous other weapons, and is made of pure RAPITE(mohs scale 10). A metal that allows him to excrete massive blasts of highly acidic unicorn semen at puppets to get them to submit. While he is summoned the summoner can spray silly string from their every pore. This silly string is very distracting. Devastator has teleporting skills as well. He ignores human puppets, as they are human.







Name of Jutsu: Urutora Tawainai Kuchiyose: ultimate silly summons: Trifecta: Eggnog, jelly donut, and sugar coated gummy worm
Rank of Jutsu: 50 points each(only the head can summon all 3)
Jutsu's Element: Universal baby

The ultimate of the silly powers. This summon puts gods at their nonexistent knees and forces them to eat the taste of years wrought in cold anti time. The trifecta do not move in the conventional sense. They have the ability to be anywhere when not being looked at, so if someone looks away it can reposition itself to a different area. The almighty cup of Eggnog. The eggnog is god in food form. It has the ability to pull people using its godly power. The pull is an s rank attack similar to the rinnegans pull, but can only be used once per fight. It can talk and create eggnog water clones. These eggnog clones are truly destructive, with the ability to explode splattering the thread with acidic eggnog. Acidic eggnog is very thick. It does not wash off unless the opponents immerse themselves in water. It has the chakra of a sannin. The clones can move the eggnog, as can the summoner. The clones cannot teleport. The jelly donut is hell in the form of pure sugar. It can use snow jutsu with its Frosting that can be melted by fire, but is so pumped full of preservatives that it is totally waterproof. Eating the jelly donut is deathly poison. anyone who eats the jelly will die in 3 posts from the awesomeness exploding from within them. But if the jelly leaves the donut it does nothing. jelly donut has the same chakra levels. The final trifecta member is the almighty gummy worm. No one has ever seen the likes of this power. It is 4 feet long and 2 inches thick. It controls sugar like sand, able to use up to jounin jutsu that don't require a desert source, but can use them if the user has a dessert source. It can also use the gummy expansion jutsu to grow to the size of gama bunta for teh same cost as akimichi expansion. Its chakra is the same as the others. glhf.



Silly summon rules.

- the summon learner cannot be older than 20 years or they shall be killed voraciously.

- the younger the rpc the more standing they hold with the silly masters. If someone was brought on the day they were born they would be made king of the carnival.

- Only the head summoner may summon the eggnog, and use the silly substitution jutsu.



Silly summon bonuses.

- Silly summoners have eternal youth. They will always appear to be young and nice, but inside they get older. It is possible to tell by looking at their actions how old they are, because sometimes actions betray them. They are no weaker for appearing young. A 6 year old with the summon could be as powerful as a 30 year old weightlifter with thousands of muscles.

- Silly summoners have access to the silly sage mode.

- Silly summoners blood is so full of sugar that it becomes an acidic poison that erodes non metallic objects


normal silly jutsu:



Name of Jutsu: Eel whip
Rank of Jutsu: chuunin
Jutsu Type: Weapon jutsu
Description:
The user pulls an eel out of nowhere and slaps the opponent with it like a whip. The eel can also be an electric eel in which case it will numb the places it hits. The eel has the ability to travel through clothing and energy because it hardly does any damage. Soon your opponents will understand the tru power of the eel.


Name of Jutsu: One eyed walrus
Rank of Jutsu:none
Jutsu Type: Summon the mighty one eyed walrus and ask it a yes or no question. once per day for each person the walrus will answer a question truthfully. The walrus knows all, but can only say yes or no.

Name of Jutsu: Solidity/liquidity
Rank of Jutsu: Jounin
Jutsu Type: ninjutsu
Description: The user places a hand on a liquid or solid. Liquids will become solid, and solids will be liquid. Earth will act like water, and water will act like earth. It will be affected by jutsu of the like as well. metal is affected, but gas, lightning, wind, or fire are not. it only works with solids or liquids. it also does not affect powders. After the post that this jutsu is used the user can only maintain the switch for one post. The amount transferred is equal to inorganic sand conversion


Sage mode: The silly sage mode is very semipowerful. For every silly jutsu you use you gain one post of time to use the sage mode stacking up to 10(if you go over 10 it resets to 0). During that time your silly jutsu are boosted by one rank, and you can use silly sage jutsu. not to mention your clothing will swirl with rainbow colors, and you can change your hair color at will. the normal method can be used to generate sage chakra as well.

Name of Jutsu: Odama Confetti rasengan
Rank of Jutsu: S
Jutsu Type: Ninjutsu
Description: A branch but also not a branch of the original confetti rasengan. This Jutsu creates enough small papers that swirl in rainbow death to truly cause harm to your opponent. Its power is equal to the normal odama rasengan, but it also creates thousands of tiny peices of paper that blind the opponent for one post after it is done. They are also deafened from the swirling confetti.

sage jutsu:

Name of Jutsu: Silly substitution
Rank of Jutsu: S
Jutsu Type: weapon
Description: Using this jutsu, the user swiftly replaces their self with a balloon replica of them filled with explosive gas. The jutsu can only be used to escape melee attacks, as the balloon explodes upon contact with them and damages the opponent. The jutsu may only be used once every battle, as the user can only carry one prepackaged balloon. The exploding gas will also cover the opponent in excrement as an added bonus.


Leader: Radustwarad Saburemaru
others: Kageko Uchiha Nai
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