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Some of these are true, some are a bit much.
The one that gets me the most is the hitting one.

I've actually had a girlfriend try to haul off and straight out punch me during an argument, I blocked and shoved her onto the couch behind her and walked off, rather upset that she would try to strike me out of anger.

I was harassed for a week because of the bruise she had gotten when both our arms collided, even after the story was told.

The ********, am I supposed to just take a shot to the jaw and smile?

This was the dumbest thing I've read all day. You were right when you said the women's side was irrelevant, because hardly any are true. Same for guys but I guess a little more were true.

I think the one I find most true is the one about shitty low-end job. Just because I have seen women who have gotten by in a job just because the boss thinks they're cute or some s**t even if their work ethic is absolute garbage.

A few of'em are bullshit though. I've seen this before, but this one is expanded.

ITT: Everyone is an authority on social standards.

This is why my SO and I have such a successful relationship; altruistic sex. At least on my end. I enjoy the emotional aspects of making her feel good. Anything you can do in bed is appreciated, but honestly... it takes too long and I can get almost just as good by myself.

So She gets hers, I get to feel good about that, get my own and or do it myself.

It also helps that we're not sex crazed unless we're in the same city. I come home for 2 weeks to a month, and of course it's on. But the rest of the year, we both know how to take care of ourselves and I think that's what's wrong with most couples these days. No independence.

Also, I never go before a lady. unless she wants me to, which is cool by me. wink