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❛❛__Seytie, where're ya goin'? I was just givin' you a massage! ... W-wait, what are you gonna do with that broom?!__❜❜
❛❛__Seytie, where're ya goin'? I was just givin' you a massage! ... W-wait, what are you gonna do with that broom?!__❜❜
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_______________✶___ Hey there! Call me Balls, ahahah! Nah, just Baltic s'all good.
_______________✶___ Can't you tell? I'm obviously an extremely fine, well-built specimen of scaled flesh.
_______________✶___ Ah ha ha... Yes, I just so happen to be unable to understand your human 'sexualities'. What's wrong with wantin' t' make sweet pearls with everything under the surface, hmm?
_______________✶___ You've likely seen me around; afterall, I'm the residential murderer of sailors and seafolk alike. What? Us sirens sure are nasty pieces of work, baby!
_______________✶___ My age? Don't know why you really care, but I'm not counting. My hatchin' was too long ago to remember! If you want me to strain my brain, I'll go with about three hundred and fifty years.
_______________✶___ The best time of the year? Well of course it would be Spring the 6th, because that would be the season when I clawed my way out of a shell. Quite a movin' sight to see a young merman like myself be born - and grow up so beautifully.
_______________✶___ Oh! How could I forget one of the most important things? I live in Sey-Sey's bathtub in Monotone Springs! I love livin' here! My little Seyton is so cute when he tries knockin' over the wall with his skull, ahaha!
_______________✶___ Promise you won't egg me or play ding-dong ditch? In that case, I live in a bathroom, so you couldn't do it anyway! Oh, wait, the house number... ? You should chat up my bond-mate, he might know! Seytie is pretty knowledgeable with that kinda stuff.
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_______________✶___ Come here, come close! I have a story to be told!
Bio; a good two paragraphs minimum.
_______________✶___ Er... Well, I'm not sure how you would descirbe my personality. I'll do my best though!
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_______________✶___ Do I look fat? The last time I checked the scale, I was pretty light in water! I can't really say how much I weigh, I've never weighed myself. Buuut considerin' my diet and the amount of muscle I have from excersizin', I'd sayyy... maybe one hundred and ninety t' two hundred and ten? Seyton tells me I'm as fat as a blue whale, but I know he's just being a tease! So cute, aint he?
_______________✶___ Place me next to a ruler, and it will say I'm looong. Really long! From my head to the tip of my tail is about 6'5". I have the longest tail out of my local kin - which is something to be truly proud of!
_______________✶___ What else have I done to myself? Nothin', s'far as I know. I gotta lot of regular ol' jewelry though, does that count? Naw? Okay, then nothin'!
_______________✶___ You want to get on my good side? Easy! Give me these! Fresh fish will always score you major points in my mind, because that stuff is so delish! Seysey never gets me any though, says it stinks up the house the way I eat it! I really like those funny fizzy drinks humans have. Y'know the ones I mean, like Cola and RootBeer? Yeah! Those are real great! Don't have nothin' like it where I'm from... Ahn, I also really enjoy mating! Weellll I've never actually mated for real yet, but I've preformed the actions! Makin' new friends is also a real good part of life. I always invited the sailors over to play, but they didn't make it very far, ahaha.
_______________✶___ But blegh; I'd rather not recieve any of these... Garbage, garbage, garbage! Pollution is a terrible thin', though you miiight not care 'bout it much up here. When my lil sis was hatched, she was born with a mighty strong and uncurable illness because of the plastic in our current. It's real disgustin' down there. Believe it or not, there's a seafood I don't like! Octopus isn't great on my palate, because of the inky aftertaste. I don't mind squid, but only cause it aint as bad as octopus! Hmm, what else... I don't have a taste for the weird food Seysey brings me, as adorable as his foraging is. Those weird shaped things he calls 'fruit' and 'vegetables' make me gag! I can't down one swallow of that stuff!
_______________✶___ Shh, shh! Don't tell anyone! I'm truly afriad of losing my Seyton! I mean, he tells me he hates me a lot, but that's just him bein' stubborn an' stuff. I know that! But what if he doesn't like the way I look when I'm human? ... I wonder if he knows I grow legs after bein' on land too long...
_______________✶___ When you get to know someone, you should know their favourite colour, right? Mine just so happens to be this lovely lil number right here! Sexy, aint it?
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