Welcome to Gaia! ::

Oh? Oh? Is it my turn? Is it finally my turn?

Apparantly so, Lancy.

Oh, hush, you! Don't you know how long I've been waiting for this, huh?! Anyway, this is to be the FEF awards for 2011, and I'm your first announcer, Lance Dartel!

And me, the co-announcer, Cactus!

Oh don't bother, they can't hear you anyway. SO. We have quite a few announcements to make, so let's get this show on the road!

First off, we have the General awards, which I am in charge of! Here are the nominees for each category!

The one with the most facial emotions! Biggest Emoticon Abuser:
Misuki Marishima (Sue)
Jisen Meizuki (Isadora)

The award that speaks for itself, The Most Likely to be Hit by FEF Boulder:
Cain the Blade (OC; Cain)
xDemonhornzx (Legault)
askem2 (Joshua)
singin fighter (OC; John)
Dainar Inferni (Edward)

Who's the creepiest person never appearing until it's too late to notice him or her? Lurkiest Lurker:
Nomad Rath (Rath)
Ganon Firenight (Tibarn)
Mythee (Janaff)
SilverBellsAbove (Skrimir)
Ikatsui Senerio (Soren)

Who we want the most to come join us! Most Desired to Join canon RP
Mythee (Janaff)
Usagiya (Florina)
Rin Agame (Mordecai)
Cortesa (Nils)

Who's a natural in whatever threads they wear? Best Dressed:
askem2 (Joshua)
Marshmallow kitty (Amelia)
Misuki Marishima (Sue)

Creativity? This is a very broad one! Most Creative:
Marshmallow Kitty (Amelia)
Zelym (Heath)
Magegirl Nino (Nino)
Ninja_Maiden (Lethe)
Ganon Firenight (Tibarn)
Nomad Rath (Rath)

When "I was here" just don't cut it! Best Signature:
Magegirl Nino (Nino)
WhirlwindTerror (Gale)
Dainar Inferni (Edward)
Miss Macabre Grey (Lena)
xDemonhornzx (Legault)

I...wait, what am I doing here?! Most Random:
Zelym (Heath)
askem2 (Joshua)
Lance Dartel (OC; Lance)

Please come back. ;-; Most Missed Member:
KuraiKitty (Ayra)
Danni-chan (Huey)
Zelym (Heath)

Who can just not shut up and stop hogging all the attention? Most Active:
askem2 (Joshua)
Nomad Rath (Rath)
Marshmallow Kitty (Amelia)
Magegirl Nino (Nino)

Awww, they're so sweet you just want to gobble them up! Most Cuddly:
askem2 (Joshua)
Cortesa (Nils)
Marshmallow kitty (Amelia)
Lady Arieta (Ephraim)

Have no fear, whenever any of these are here! Most Helpful:
Marshmallow Kitty (Amelia)
askem2 (Joshua)
Jisen Meizuki (Isadora)
WhirlwindTerror (Gale)
Misuki Marishima (Sue)

This...I don't...just, stay away from me, I don't want any trouble!
Most Likely to Win a Fight Against Chuck Norris:
Wyvern Lord Vaida (Vaida)
Ganon Firenight (Tibarn)
Belzayne (Zeiss)

A much sought after award, for who doesn't want to wear a frilly dress?
Most Likely to Wear a Frilly Dress:
Rin Agame (Mordecai)
Cortesa (Nils)
askem2 (Joshua)

Whose parents were the kindest to their kids? Best Username:
Suisho Tomoe (Ninian)
ThePersonInFrontOfYou (Tiki)
Marshmallow Kitty (Amelia)
Misuki Marishima (Sue)

SIEG HE--what do you mean I can't yell all in caps? Biggest Grammar Nazi:
Manic Martini (FD)
Suisho Tomoe (Ninian)
Ganon firenight (Tibarn)
Nomad Rath (Rath)

Glitter, glamour, and most importantly, FABULOUS! *strikes a pose* Most FEFabulous:
Manic Martini (FD)
Ninja_Maiden (Lethe)
Magegirl Nino (Nino)

When a quick pun or comeback line is needed. Wittiest Member:
askem2 (Joshua)
Manic Martini (FD)
Kashigan (Oujay)
Ganon Firenight (Tibarn)

Yes, we'd very much like to keep you as a pet. Most Charming Member:
Kashigan (Oujay)
Ninja_Maiden (Lethe)
Rin Agame (Mordecai)

Point and click strategists at their best! Best FETO Player:
Marshmallow Kitty (Amelia)
Nomad Rath (Rath)
singin fighter (OC; John)

Those are all the nominees! Now, how did all of you vote, I wonder? Let's find out! CACTUS!

*cuts envelope open with needle* And the winners are!

The Biggest Emoticon Abuser award goes to...MISUKI MARASHIMA! Well, no surprise there, you do abuse the heck out of your emoticons. Look at them, they're all tired and sad now. I mean, come on, 2 years in a row, let them rest.

The Most Likely to be Hit by FEF Boulder award goes to...ASKEM2...AGAIN! HE'S ALL SQUISHY NOW!

The Lurkiest Lurker award goes to...NOMAD RATH! Yeah, I mean, dude, we can see you there in the backround. All the punctuations coming from you are difficult to not spot.

The Most Desired to Join canon RP award goes to...CORTESA! RIGHT, GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE. *kidnaps Cortesa and sticks into Learania while bound and gagged*

The Best Dressed award goes to...MARSHMALLOW KITTY! Right on, girl! Strut your stuff, aw yeah!

The Most Creative award goes to...NOMAD RATH! Silent, but...creative. Huh. Sort of lacks the punch, somehow.

The Best Signature award goes to...MAGEGIRL NINO! All those banners do pay off, don't they!

The Most Random award goes to...ASKEM2! Thank Tymora for that. I'm not random, all my actions have logical background. AND DON'T YOU QUESTION IT. 8I

The Most Missed Member award goes to...KURAIKITTY! Yeah, that's right! Get your butt back here! RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

The Most Active award goes to...NOMAD RATH! I...okay, forget what I said earlier, you don't need to shut up.

The Most Cuddly award goes to...CORTESA! Yeah, whoever doesn't want to pinch those cheeks must be a horrible person!

The Most Helpful award goes to...MOMMY! I mean, JISEN MEIZUKI! *shot*

The Most Likely to Win a Fight Against Chuck Norris award goes to...WYVERN LORD VAIDA! I'd say something about this award, but just mentioning the whole thing got my throat parched!

The Most Likely to Wear a Frilly Dress award goes to...ASKEM2! Err...good for you...I guess...

The Best Username goes to...THEPERSONINFRONTOFYOU! Indeed! A very poetic name, that's for sure!

Unt Die Grammatik Nazi-Preis geht an...MANIC MARTINI! Ja, das macht Sinn, sehr gut, ja! *cough*

The Most FEFabulous award goes to...MANIC MARTINI! I somehow feel like there's some prejudice here, BUT WHO CARES! 8D

The Wittiest Member award goes to...MANIC MARTINI! Wow, a hat-trick! Well done, my man!

The Most Charming Member award goes to...NINJA_MAIDEN! Aww, look at that kitty playing with that ball of yarn! And then playing the keyboard. How charming!

And finally, the Best FETO Player award goes to...NOMAD RATH! None can overcome your tactics!

And that was it, people! The first part of the awards are done! Let's give them all a round of applause, and let's hope they don't let their success get to their heads!

Jealous, Lancy? Because you're not successful at all?

...I'm just...gonna go now.

*Jaren charges in, leaping onto the stage*

HAHAHAHA NOW IT'S MY TURN, JAREN DEGRIESS THE HERO OF JUSTICE HERE WITH THE RP WINNERS! EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T WIN YOU'RE STILL A WINNER WHEN IT COMES TO JUSTICE THOUGH, RIGHT ALI?

...Why the ******** am I here?

Because Ali! I signed us up for it! Hahahahaha! It's going to be fun!

...I'm leaving.

See I thought you'd say that! Which is why I put a leash on YOU this time! And you can't complain about it because at least you aren't naked in a desert with hot sand in your cheeks. O_O and I don't mean my face.

WHEN THE ******** style="color: limegreen">WHEN YOU WERE SLEEPING.

THAT'S CREEPY, ******** style="color: limegreen">Okay so first award! Ummmm Most Likely to Say "He/She nods"! There weren't a lot of nominations for this one! I guess the compition was just scared stiff! The ones who rose to the challenge of nodding were:

Belzayne (Zeiss)
And
Dainar Inferni (Edward)

The final winner when all the nodding was done was: Dainar Inferni (Edward)! Congrats Eddie! You really proved yourself the better Hero in this match!

...I don't think winning this is a good thing.

Winning anything is a good thing Ali! How could winning something be bad!


Well then I guess you winning Feo's heart was--

*Yanks the leash*

--GURK!

What was that Ali? I couldn't hear you over the sound of I HAVE THE LEASH biggrin

...Don't test me, boy!

Okay so next up is the Master of the TL biggrin R Post. We should get this one out of the way before people get bored and stop reading! Why this reminds me of that time in Rausten when I-

-HEY!

Oh right, Hahaha okay the nominees are!
Jisen Meizuki (Isadora)
Manic Martini (FD)
and
askem2 (Joshua)

And the winner of the most to say about nothing contest is......
Manic Martini (FD)! With Izzy coming in second and Joshua in a close third!
Oh hey Ali, for this next award I need you to kneel down in front of me.

No.

Why not! I need something to do a drumroll on! I never noticed until now but your head is the perfect shape for a drumroll O_O

... ...

... *Reaches a hand towards him* eeeeeeasy boy...

*unsheathes sword* Boy, don't make me cut you!

HAHAHAH OKAY NEXT AWARD >.> thisisn'toverdrummyhead

WHAT'S THAT?

NOTHING biggrin

So Best Post Formatting! Wait... Ali, how do you format a post? Aren't they pretty... posty?

You make em' all.. pretty or whatever. Y'know... the opposite of what your controller does for your posts.


WELL LETS NOT GO... "POSTAL" HERE.

...Nominees.

... right. Ummm the Heros for this award arrre

Marshmallow Kitty (Amelia)
Misuki Marishima (Sue)
Nomad Rath (Rath)
and
Wyvern Lord Vaida (Vaida)

Wow! It's mostly women with the pretty posts! I wouldn't have thought that! Okay so the one with the prettiest post in all the land is... *Glances at Ali's head*

*grips sword*

:[ Wyvern Lord Vaida (Vaida), CONGRATS VAIDA FOR HAVING A PRETTY PRETTY POST. DEEP DOWN WE ALL KNEW IT.

...What the- Vaida plays Jezebel. WITH THE TEXT PENISES.

Although Vaida wins for having the best post after that it became anyones game! With the other Hero's swinging their posts about with no regard to anyones safety! Amelia came second, Rath third and Sue in dead last. I guess you could say she couldn't get it up, eh Ali?

Well, yeah, you could, but everyone else knew better...

Okay so next up is Best Crack! ... Wait.... best crack?

Don't. Just don't.

... OH, Best In Crack... wait that's worse.

It means craziness.. y'know, YOU.

Ohhhhhhh okay! Well here Ali why don't you announce the next one! *Hands envolope* pleasedon'tbiteme

... *snatches* Fine, whatever. Next is Best in Crack, and the nominees are

askem2 (Joshua)
Nomad Rath (Rath)
Zelym (Heath)
and
Jisen Meizuki (Isadora)

The winner for who does the craziest, dumbass s**t? Joshua. BIG surprise. Rath and Heath tie for second and Isadora comes in third. Ya happy, kid?

Not until you smile! Smile, Ali!

...GIVE THE NEXT AWARD, ********. It's Best in Romance!

Ooooooooh Romance! I love romance, Ali did you know I was in love once?

...Right. 'Cause your advances on Jezebel show just how great a record you got.

I tripped D: Anyways here our the Heroes of Romance!

Cortesa (Nils)
Manic Martini (FD)
Marshmallow Kitty (Amelia)
and
Misuki Marishima (Sue)

And the best Kisser award goes to.... Amelia! With Nils in a close second thanks to that tongue thingy she does and FD and Sue tied for third... they couldn't be reached for comment... probably too tied up... WITH EACHOTHER. *NUDGE NUDGE* Eh Ali?

...You nasty. Uh uh.

*Snaps in a Z pattern*

Okay so next up is for the fighters who aren't lovers!

So you again.

... mean :< Award for the Battle Brawler! Heroes are:

Ganon Firenight (Tibarn)
Wyvern Lord Vaida (Vaida)
askem2 (Joshua)
and
Nomad Rath (Rath)

A-an-and V-vaida's the winner O_O s-she wins hands down. No matter what. Nobody else got any votes even though the results said that Tibarn came second and Rath third and Joshua last.... we're all too scared I MEAN IN LOVE... with Vaida.

Don't look at me. That b***h is crazy.

Hey Ali, I love Vaida more then you I bet!

Yeah, I'm sure that'll go over well. Why don't you go tell her.

... I'm good.

Damn right.

So now that we're done giving praise to Vaida... JUST FOR NOW WE'LL GET BACK TO IT LATER... we promise... no need to get all angry and cleavage us. I MEAN CLEAVE.

....Just stop talking.

You announce it I'm too scared O_O.

The next award is for Leader of the Lingo. This for the bitches who can talk the talk.

And walk the walk!

YOUR LEGS GOT A MOUTH, ********? DIDN'T THINK SO
.
*Yanks the leash* PARDON ME MOTHEREFFER!

BOY, WHAT DID I SAY?!

You'd cut me :< I'll be good.

Damn right you will, sit yo a** down. I'm announcin' this one. Damn. Now then, the nominees for Leader of the Lingo are

WhirlwindTerror (Gale)
Misuki Marishima (Sue)
Nomad Rath (Rath)
and
Lance Dartel (OC;Lance)

And the winner with the silver tongue is... Lance. Gale got second and Rath came in third. Aight, kid, g'on, let's keep rollin'. Next award.

Rollin rollin rollin! Best Death... b-but death isn't good D: why is this an award!

It's called drama, dumbass. 'Sides, death is a part of life.

Death is the end of life, it's Un-heroic, Heroes can't die because Justice doesn't die, that means you and I will never die Ali! We'll be friends forever!

...Whatever, kid, just give the award.

The Fallen Heroes are:

Ganon Firenight (Tibarn) for Leander
Nomad Rath (Rath) and Marshmallow Kitty (Amelia) (and Danni-chan; Huey) for Aidan
Ganon Firenight (Tibarn) for Loki
and
Nomad Rath (Rath) for Crow

The winners are Nomad Rath (Rath) and Marshmallow Kitty (Amelia), with special recognition for Danni-chan, for the death of Aidan. Rath for Crow came in second and Tibarn tied himself with Loki and Leander at third.

Deep s**t, man. Deep s**t.

Literally! We buried him in cow manure biggrin

...

Well leaving a sad topic it's time to announce the ultimate Hero, the one who brings home the best prize! The Best Overall roleplayer. The Heroes up for the award are:

Ganon Firenight (Tibarn)
Manic Martini (FD)
Marshmallow kitty (Amelia)
Misuki Marishima (Sue)
and
Nomad Rath (Rath)

And the winner is.... *Glances at Ali's head*.... pleeeeeeeease

NO!

Fiiiiine no fanfare then boooo Ali you ruined the awards, the winner is Nomad Rath (Rath) with FD in second, Tibarn a close third, Amelia our fourth and Sue the honourable mention!

Wait Evil King Wrath won? WHAT JUSTICE IS THAT!

Well, I can't really complain, somehow...

SHUT YO MOUTH MOTHEREFFER *Yanks leash*

*YANKS BACK*

*Drops the rope* O_O... uh-oh... *Backing away* Ali have I ever told you I think you're a beautiful person and I love you? Hahaha and that time I put a snake in your sleeping bag because you looked lonely was just a simple misunderstanding...

*grips sword* Best start runnin', boy.

Hehehehehe yea BYE *Runs off*

GET BACK HERE, ********! THINK YOU CAN LEASH ME? HEEEEEELL NAW, GET YO a** BACK OVER HERE!

*envelope falls to the ground, for the next person*

*Picks up piece of paper* Well, it seems the awards...We have the honor of announcing it. What do you say, Rina?

Yes, Cyric.

Well then *opens envelope* We will be announcing the...pairing awards?? *blinks a couple times then shifts eyes* W-well...its Learania's request..I-I suppose. First off we have the...

Best FEF Canon Pairing:

Nominees are, if you will, Rina.

*Ahem* Y-yes. The nominees for this category are:
FD and Nils;
Abel and Alihi; and
Loch and Annis

Let's see..The winner for this category is..FD and Nils! Congratulations to the two...dragons? Oh dear. Rina? Why do you turn away?

N-no reason! A-anyway, second place goes to Abel and Alihi! And that leaves third place for Loch and Annis.

*clears throat* Well...Next we have the...

Most Probable Future Pairing. In this section we have....

ZeissxMihira
VaidaxWallace ...Wait...The woman domina---...I-I'm not even *COUGH*
and last but not least..
CorneliusxIsadora--Wait...WHAT!? But he--How did--Were they---...

General Cornelius must have been, ah . . . busy. *Ahem* That aside, the winner of this category is . . . Zeiss and Mihira!

...*Clears throat*F-following in second place is CorneliusxIsadora...really now..why would he keep this a secret from us.

Anyways..moving on to.......

Most Memorable Couple Moment. And the nominees are. . . .
Abel visiting Alihi in the Pentheus clinic;
Rajin chasing Joshua through the streets on Valentine's Day (. . . this is something couples do? Um . . .); and finally,
Tibarn proposing to Ayra.

. . . *blushes*

The winnner for this is....Rajin chasing Joshua..through..the..streets......on Valentine's Day...is this a normal thing they do in Learania? I...I am not sure whether I should fear this sort of holiday...Estarcia was...*looks to Rina then shifts eyes in the other direction*

*Ahem* A-ah, shall we move on to the next category, Cyric?

Y-Yes, Of course. An--*coughs* Anyways...Next up we have Favorite Non-Romantic Pairing. Well this should be interesting. Learania is always filled with so many people that get along so well. Wouldn't you agree?

Yes, indeed they do all seem to get along quite nicely. It's good to see that sort of thing.

There are many nominees for this one...Nominees for this category are...

Abel and Clara
Rath and Sue
Lance and Blossom
Rath and Nino
Blossom and Ganon
Rath and Songhua
Jaren and Ali

Well, that's quite a list if I do say so myself.

My goodness. It seems there are quite a few very close friends in Learania. The winners are . . . Jaren and Ali!

...That certainly is surprising....if I remember correctly..weren't they always down each other's throat? It surprises me that neither one has killed each other yet...*shakes head* I should not jynx such things. Coming in second is Blossom and Ganon, followed by Rath and Sue..Father and Daughter. *clears throat then looks away, blushing slightly*

. . . Are you alright, Cyric?

Y-Yes! D-don't mind me..r-really. *ahem* Next category is..Um...Best Conceivable Crack Pairing.

. . . Alright then. Best Crack . . . ? Anyway, the nominees are:

Rajin and Clara;
Vaida Wallace;
Rajin and Joshua;
Derrin and Jaren;
Jaren and Ziaram;
Cactus and Lance (. . . How does one pair with a cactus? Well, I do suppose it is crack. . . .); and lastly,
Feo and Roy.

And the winner for this subject is....F-F-Feo and Roy?? Ah......W-Well.....I gue--.....*rendered speechless*

. . . I-I'm not sure . . . if Roy is going to approve of that victory. . . .

C-coming in s-second...is Cactus/Lance...E-Excuse me..f-for a moment *walks off stage for a few minutes*

. . . Cyric? Oh, I hope he's alright. . . . *aHEM* I-I mean, um . . . a-a cactus . . . okay. . . .







*Comes back holding a handkerchief near his mouth* I apologize..for that sudden...intermission..Shall we continue then..? For the next subject we have...Most likely to Bottom.

Y-yes. Ah . . . and the nominees for this--lovely--category are . . .

Jaren
Ziaram
Akihi
Mihira

And the winner is . . . Jaren! . . . I believe we've seen his name here somewhere before. At any rate, second place goes to . . . Mihira! Finally, Ziaram and Akihi are tied for third.

Next we have...Most likely to Top..W-what? Are these normal for Learanians? I-It seems a little strange.

Perhaps Learanian culture is far more . . . uncouth than our own Estarcian?

P-Perhaps...*clears throat* Proceeding forward... Nominees for this subject are...

Tibarn
Vaida

(. . . I'm not even entirely certain what it means to "top.") By majority vote, the winner is . . . Vaida! And that leaves second place for Tibarn.

We're nearing the end of this pairing category, so our next subject is..Pairing Most Likely to Split--Wha..?

This is just awful . . . I hope none of them actually split, especially so close to Christmas. . . .

*whispers to self* I kinda hope we don't ever split...

. . . Did you say something, Cyric?

N-No, nothing..U-Um...Nominees are...

Ayra/Tibarn
Clara/Derrin
Ganon/Aruna
Abel/Alihi

And the unfortunate winners are . . . Ayra and Tibarn, with Clara and Derrin in second, and Ganon and Aruna in third place. Although it appear that no one voted for Abel and Alihi, so perhaps that bodes well for that couple!

...*Nods*..they must have high hopes for that couple..I do wish them all happiness.

Yes. All the happiness they can possibly have. (*whispers*. . . I wonder if Cyric and I can always be happy together. . . .)

Are you all right, Rina? You look a little pale. *brushes a strand of hair out of her eyes*

*flushes* Y-yes, I-I'm fine! A-anyway, we have one last category in the pairing
awards: the Least Expected Pairing.

Nominees are...
Clara/Derrin
Zeiss/Mihira

Coming in first is...Clarra/Derrin, followed up with Zeiss/Mihira obviously..as there are only two nominees. Congratulations to all that won!

*laughs softly* Yes. It would appear these two pairs are the couple no one saw happening. I wish them all the best.

...Hey, Rina...*pulls her close* Do you think..they ever saw us happening..?

*blushes* I-I don't know, C-Cyric. I-I know I certainly never did! . . . *smiles*

*chuckles* Certainly not us, that's for sure! *slowly leans in for a kiss, looks up at the audience, smiles, then pulls the curtain closed*

I thought I heard something about a feast! *Goes through the curtain* ...Dang guess I missed it. Wait why am I here again?

...Oh right I'm here to announce the OC awards. Right then...*Opens envelope* What have we here? First off is the Most Random OC. Heh I bet that I'm...NOT EVEN NOMINATED?! What is this? But the people chosen for this award are:

Jaren
Regulus
John
And Lance

Wait these votes...That idiot won. Jaren wins the Most Random OC award, followed by Lance in second.

Anyways onto the next category: Most Angsty Backstory. This reminds me of a time when...oh you guys don't want to hear that? Fine but it's your loss.

Blossom
Leon
and Seifer

And the winner is Blossom by a landslide. I figure she could have one considering her husband is dead. I guess she got something else. Leon was in second...poor guy.

We are onto the next spot. Here we have most desired for screentime. And I am...still not on this list. Do you guys not love me or something? I swear I could be on more of these. The ones desired the most are:
Lorelei
Blossom
James
And Akihi.

The winner of this is...Akihi. He should probably come back considering how that Abel has been after his sister. Second was Lorelei, since we all need our mail!

All right I feel it...I'm going to be on this next award! We have the most Developed OC!

Blossom
Leon
Melethia
Lance
And...Abel...that's it...

Well fine have it your way. I didn't wan this award anyways. The winner is Abel considering how he has spent his time with Alihi. Second was a tie: Melethia and Leon. That Melethia girl scares me though...she could have burned my hide. Leon's a good guy though. He deserves this. Third was also a tie though of Lance and Blossom.

Will I be...wait a second this award is the Funniest OC. Crap I suck at humor. But this must be a good one anyways. We have:

Jaren
Abel
And Lance

Well, I think we all can tell who would win here. Wait you guys thought it would be either Jaren or Lance? You are WRONG! Abel was there and took the award. Lance was second, but had a good act. Jaren is in last.

Moving along, we have the Coolest OC award. Hey, I can be cool right? RIGHT?! The coolest people apparently are...

Abel
Siegell
Leon
Ganon
And Deborah...man I am not having any luck getting onto the lists of these awards.

The winner of this award would be Ganon with his music. Even I have to admit that guy is awesome! If you guys have heard his story telling skills you would agree with me. Second place is a tie! We have Deborah and Leon taking this together. And Abel takes third with one point over Siegell.

Come on...I can make it onto this one for sure! The most serious OC award. I mean come on, who is more serious than me?

Melethia
Leon
Myself
Marina
Derrin
and Deborah.

The winner here is of course...not...me...you gotta be kidding me. I'm not the winner? I CALL THIS ALL FRAUD! AUGH!

*Cut to intermission now while the announcer goes on a killing spree*

...Sorry about that. I just needed to lose some steam. The winner of this award is Melethia. I guess she just got the upperhand. Second is Deborah. Those locks...I swear they give her a serious boost. At least I tied for third with Derrin and Marina.

Ooh this one does not sound so good. This one is for the Godmodiest OC. These must be those poor souls...

Meletha
Ali
And Bozo.

The winner is of course Melethia. She stole my award so she gets this one. Of course, the cute fluffball gets second...how can a Fluff ball be considered a god modder? I mean seriously...but Ali is in third place.

Now we have those OCs where we want to just saw D'aw at times. These are the innocent OCs. I don't think I could win this one at all. We have:
Clara
Vah
Amara
Blossom
Lorelei
And Mihira.

And in this case the winner is Vah! Of course she would win. If we didn't vote for her, then the Hawk King would attack us. I would understand that. Second was Amara of course!...wait I'm wrong there. Second was actually Mihira. Then again she is innocent since she has her own hero to save her. Third was Amara.

Now the final award of for the OCs: Wackiest OCs. These are those crazy people that you just want to avoid at all costs at times. They will get you into bad situations. We have:
Jaren
And Lance.

Oh there is no doubt that Jaren is...the...did I read this right? Yeah Jaren took the award by ten votes over Lance. Are you people blind?

But that is all of them. I hope you all liked this...I will just go try to find out about that feast I heard. *Walks off the stage*

Mm... hm, what? Oh, sorry, I was uh.. enjoying the pronz awards. Since they're done, I guess I'm up next. Who better to announce the winners to the Villain Awards than me? Heh.. but I digress.

First up is the Person You Wish was a Villain Award. And what the s**t. This is not even for villains. Well, I guess that's why I'm giving it first, so I can get it the ******** out of the way. The people you want to be a villain are:

Soren
Vaida ...Possibilities~
Tibarn
Sunil ...That cat? No thanks. Keep him.

And, with a two vote lead, is Soren. Hm... maybe I'll go pay him a visit. Second place goes to Vaida and third belongs to Tibarn.

Oh nice, the one up is the Slipperiest Villain Award. Now, I know I damn well am in this. You can't touch this. The people up for this are:

Drake
Pietro
Siegell

Hah. Told you I was in this. And yeah, I can see why these other two were nominated, too. But, the winner is... Pietro. What the ********. Oh yeah, choose the assassin, that's so clever. ********. I didn't even get second, Siegell did! Geeze...

Alright, alright, let's just keep going. There's bound to be more awards with me in them. But first, let's do the Most Disgusting Villain Award! Nominees are:

Feo
Loki
Charolais
Avery

...Seriously? Yeah, I bet it took you like less than five seconds to guess that Feo won. Fat ********. But anyway, waaay down the line is Charolais in second and Loki one point behind her.

Next, we move on to the Villain Least Desired to Fight Award. This award is for the baddies that aren't really bad. Your nominees are:

Ali
Esmerelda
Caesar

...Now sure why Ali is up there, but I'll overlook it. Your winner is Esmerelda. Who you already fought. Second goes to Ali.. for some reason. I guess because he's tough? *shrug* Whatever.

Hm, here's one for the little guys. The Favorite Minion Award! Let's see if we can get some Sentrian love. Nominees are:

Pietro
Mendeleeve
Viscen
Triumph (Legendary Hero Evelyn's mount)
Vern

Alrright, good for you, Viscen. However, the winner is Pietro. Whatever. Second place is a tie between Medeleeve and Triumph, who is... ...not even human. Whatever. Third is also a tie between Viscen and Vern. ...Whatever.

Geeze how many more are ones that I don't care about? Well, more good ones with me will be coming soon. In the meantime, we've got the Most Ridiculous Villain Award. You chose:

Basheekyleaky
Feo
Jaren

...So basically the idiots that I'm ashamed of and want to get rid of. Alright, well the winner is Basheekyleaky! With a name like that, nobody is surprised he won. Second place goes to the biggest living moron, Jaren.

Ah, here we go, one that matters. The Most Memorable Villain Award! The bad guys that have traumatized you forever are:

Loki
Drake
Lancelot

Damn right, I'm in this. And, naturally, the winner is... Loki?! <******** him. I don't care if he's been around longer to do more to you! And again, I didn't even get second, it goes to some guy named Lancelot! What the <********/>... ...

Aight, I'm cool. There's still more. Let's keep moving with the Most Mysterious Villain Award. An interesting award, but not one I'm all too concerned with. Your nominees are:

Vern
Siegell
Murphy
Pietro

There, see? Wasn't even nominated. That's alright, Murphy got in. And the winner... is Pietro. Well, Murphy did get second. That's cool. As for third, that goes to Vern. Hm.. yeah, I can see that, she was fairly mysterious.

Ooooh yeah, here's a good one. It's time for the Sexiest Villain Award! I'm pretty sure this is meant for the ladies, so I'll let it slide that I'm not in this. But the hot asses you did pick are:

Charolais
Jezebel
Evelyn

And the lovely winner, amongst these blazin' bombshells is... Jezebel! Aw yeah, that a girl! Second, by one vote, goes to Charolais. Good luck next time, Baroness. This year, the award goes to Sentria.

So, we've come to the end. The last, and most important award of all, is finally here; the Most Evil Villain Award! This is what it all comes down to, folks! The most evil candidates are:

Rogvald
Loki
Drake

Heh heh. What can I say? When you got it, you got it. And, finally, the winner of this most prestigious award is... ..........LOKI?! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN AROUND. AND AGAIN, I DIDN'T EVEN GET SECOND, ROGVALD DID! *growls*

Oh, you damn little bastards. I get it. Alright, you wanna play like that? Fine. You asked for it. I'll just have to up my game.

That's it for this year's awards, though. I'll see you next year... as a winner!