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KamikazeCafe rolled 2 20-sided dice:
12, 17
Total: 29 (2-40)
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 Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:40 pm
Zero Zombie Army
AC 13
HP 60
Roll #1 12 Attack Failed!
Roll #2 N/A
Zero Zombie Army HP 36
-0
Zero Bot Army current xp = 36
gonk What's going on?! I need to do more damage than this! The dice aren't liking me lately! Tomorrow will be better, just gotta keep telling myself that................tomorrow will be better..... cat_crying
Daily Roll 2 of 2
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KamikazeCafe rolled 2 20-sided dice:
16, 2
Total: 18 (2-40)
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:19 pm
Zero Zombie Army
AC 13
HP 60
Roll #1 16 Attack Sucessful!
Roll #2 2 Damage
Zero Zombie Army HP 36
-2
Zero Bot Army current xp = 34
YAY! It looks like I've taken out quite a few of those zombies! Throwing all those C4s makes my arm hurt though! Roll again! Come on crits!!!
Daily Roll 1 of 2
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KamikazeCafe rolled 2 20-sided dice:
13, 4
Total: 17 (2-40)
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:22 pm
Zero Zombie Army
AC 13
HP 60
Roll #1 13 Attack Sucessful!
Roll #2 4 Damage
Zero Zombie Army HP 34
-4
Zero Bot Army current xp =30
I'm just not doing enough damage. I'm all out of C4s and my Latte Whip just snapped on some zombie's arm. Who knew those bones were so sharp!? Tomorrow's the last day, and it's looking grim for me kiddies....But they don't call me Kamakaze Coffee for nothing..... cat_sad
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KamikazeCafe rolled 2 20-sided dice:
6, 12
Total: 18 (2-40)
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:38 pm
My heart is pounding.
There is no time left.
I know what must be done.
Do I have the guts to try?
Zero Omega, you complete #%^*(#!@@)&&^, you win.
I see my Cafe in ruins from the pathetic little ledge that I'm clinging to.
You.....(pause for dramatic effect, and also to take a ragged, tired breath)......Win.Zero Zombie Army AC 13 HP 60 Roll #1 6 Attack FAILED!!!! Roll #2 4 N/A Zero Zombie Army HP 30 - Zero Bot Army current xp =30 I coulda been a contender.........I coulda been somebody........They won't laugh at me tho, they'll remember me and TREMBLE!!!!!!!!!!! scream Daily Roll 1 of 2
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KamikazeCafe rolled 2 20-sided dice:
8, 2
Total: 10 (2-40)
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:39 pm
Zero Zombie Army
AC 13
HP 60
Roll #1 8 Attack FAILED AGAIN!!!!
Roll #2 2 NO DAMAGE!!!!
Zero Zombie Army HP 30
-0
Zero Bot Army current xp =30
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! cat_scream cat_burning_eyes cat_gonk
I knew this would happen. I held out hope, stupid, lying, wonderful hope, and made myself believe that I could actually defeat you! I'm just a Cafe owner, what do I know?! What could I do?!? I'm not a ninja.....but I still wanted to be the winner!!!
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 4:17 pm
All I have left is my Katana Sliced Sandwich for a weapon. It will have to do.
It is dangerous to get close to zombies.
Even more so, a Zombie Army.
And Zero's Zombie Army, is the worst.
They want nothing more than to destroy anything remotely pie related.
And I'm covered with the smell of pies, lattes, cakes, and maybe a bit of cheese or something. There's still some mayo left on my blade I think.
Is that why there are just so many? Is they why they keep finding me? Who knew that owning a simple Cafe would turn out to be the most dangerous job in the world?!
sweatdrop
The other fighters, they've moved on, not even aware that I stand here, trapped behind what used to be my own latte counter.
May they fight the good fight, and return to their homes safely.
But not me.
I've been bitten by one too many close encounters with the gross kind.
emotion_zombie
So......
I have one last thing to do.....
I'm strangely calm as I step out towards the gathering Zombie crowd. I just don't think about the consequences, there are none.
You boys know what time it is?! Eggsplosion time!!!!!!
This is how I earned my name.......KamakazeCoffee!
cat_burning_eyes yum_tea
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