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 Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:32 pm
Goosie woke up that morning with a bitter surprise.
She threw up her hands and cried out to the skies.
'No cookies on Christmas? Oh, what the hell! That Zelo's so selfish, and he's a meanie as well!'
She got to her feet and started pacing around.
Valenas watched her but did not make a sound.
'So, what will you do?' He finally requested.
'I'll fight him, that's what! That guy's getting bested!'
Goosie paused and then muttered 'Oh, he'll rue the day.'
'You are too lazy to fight, you will give up right away.'
'You'll see, I'm no loser!' Goosie frowned at the man. 'I'll kick his mean a** from here to Japan!'
'Do it then, if you are so tough.'
Valenas continued to call on her bluff.
'I will!' Goosie snapped in stubborn reply, grabbing up a sweater and waving goodbye.
'Okay then.' Valenas dismissed with a wave of his hand.
'I am going to laugh when you end up getting banned.'
'Pff!' Goosie scoffed, marching out the door.
'I'll be back tomorrow morning, when you aren't being such a wh--'
It slammed shut in her face and she got really cross.
'"Merry Christmas"? Whatever. I kick a**, like a boss!'
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Goosies Moosies rolled 2 20-sided dice:
15, 13
Total: 28 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:03 pm
Before Attack
Zerobot Army
AC: 10
HP: 40
Goosie walked for some time on her own
Before hearing a strange clanking and a nearby groan.
Knowing who this must be, the blonde was off like a flash!
Instead finding a Gaian with a newly-raided cookie stash!
'They took all my sweets!'
Wept the girl missing treats.
'I'll find out who did this!' Goosie assured.
Looking about for the cookies procured.
She swept through the forest like a big damn hero.
Wand at the ready for a passing Zero.
'Come out, come out, I know you're in hiding!'
Goosie called, her patience all but subsiding.
Then she heard it again, that strange metal sound.
And just in time the blonde whirled around!
Faced with a foe she had never expected
She fired a hasty rainbow blast at all robots detected!
After Attack
Zerobot Army
HP: 27 (-13)
Success!
Attack 1 of 2
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Goosies Moosies rolled 2 20-sided dice:
17, 16
Total: 33 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:17 pm
Before Attack
Zerobot Army
AC: 10
HP: 27
'Robots!' Goosie declared with a yelp.
'I knew Zelo'd never steal the cookies without lots of help!'
Those left unfettered were quick to take action
But the blonde had none of it and laid into the faction.
One after another, bots fell to the ground
Blasted to smithereens with each rainbow blast's round.
The army was thinning and the end was in sight!
Goosie took off to take aim from mid-flight!
After Attack
Zerobot Army
HP: 11 (-16)
Success!
Attack 2 of 2
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Goosies Moosies rolled 2 20-sided dice:
6, 4
Total: 10 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:09 pm
Before Attack
Zerobot Army
AC: 10
HP: 11
She flapped her furious wings
Preparing to fire at the vile mechanic things!
Then, all at once, she took a hit!
Goosie fell to the ground, crying out with a 's**t!'
After Attack
Zerobot Army
HP: 11
Fail!
Attack 1 of 2
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Goosies Moosies rolled 2 20-sided dice:
9, 4
Total: 13 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:12 pm
Before Attack
Zerobot Army
AC: 10
HP: 11
Goosie scrambled to her feet
Flailing her wand in the hope they'd retreat!
But the army continued its stalwart advance.
The blonde was surrounded, did she stand half a chance?
After Attack
Zerobot Army
HP: 11
Fail!
Attack 2 of 2
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Goosies Moosies rolled 2 20-sided dice:
9, 13
Total: 22 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:06 am
Before Attack
Zerobot Army
AC: 10
HP: 11
Apparently not!
But, Goosie decided, she must give it a shot!
The blonde tried her luck and lunged into the crowd.
She missed every target, wouldn't Valenas be proud!
After Attack
Zerobot Army
HP: 11
Fail!
Attack 1 of 2
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Goosies Moosies rolled 2 20-sided dice:
14, 2
Total: 16 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:07 am
Before Attack
Zerobot Army
AC: 10
HP: 11
She rolled to the side to avoid a bot's stamping
Barely making it clear of the army's deadly tramping!
Thinking fast, Goosie struck out her arm
Causing one of the enemies a spot of alarm!
To avoid being tripped the machine moved quite fast
Bumping into one of its brethren as it was marching on passed.
Though it failed to so much as make a dent
Goosie was proud, already feeling quite spent!
After Attack
Zerobot Army
HP: 9 (-2)
Success!
Attack 2 of 2
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Goosies Moosies rolled 2 20-sided dice:
2, 15
Total: 17 (2-40)
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:34 am
Before Attack
Zerobot Army
AC: 10
HP: 9
[to be edited]
After Attack
Zerobot Army
HP: 9
Fail!
Attack 1 of 2
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Goosies Moosies rolled 2 20-sided dice:
20, 2
Total: 22 (2-40)
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:36 am
Before Attack
Zerobot Army
AC: 10
HP: 9
[to be edited]
After Attack
Zerobot Army
HP: 7 (-2)
Success!
Attack 2 of 2
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