PART 1: The Beginning
Hollow
Well if you don't like my god damn driving stay off the ******** side walk!!! Cause god knows your never safe there!!!
Police
Sir, your drunk and have been driving. You just hit four school kids! Your under arrest and please put your clothes back on.
Police
Sir, we ask you to calm down and put the bottle down. This isn't a game.
Hollow
Put the bottle down? PUT THE BOTTLE DOWN?! This is my god damn rum! Go get your ******** own! a*****e!
Police
-sighs- Call the swat team, we need backup.
Hollow
This.. Is no longer fun. I'm going to find something else to do. FIRESTAR! FIRESTAR! GET OUT OF THE CAR! GET YOUR a** OVER HERE! Drunken b***h..
Firestar
I thought we was going to McDonalds!!! -gets out of car-
Hollow
No... We are not. Cause these! whatever ******** ruined it.. They apparently don't like poptarts.
Firestar
-whines- I wanna play pokemon!!! And where are my clothes?! Master~Sama!! if your gonna rape me you could at least keep my panties!
Hollow
God.. Your just.. -laughs- HA! I am god!
Police
Check records for mental Asylum escapists...
Hollow
-looks at police- Excuse me, I don't believe we were talking to you. -throws bottle at police car which destroys camera-
-film goes all staticy-
THAT IS WHY HOLLOW IS NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE THE BAR DRUNK AND WITH BEER!
PART 2: S.W.A.T Team Arrives
General
What's the current status?
Chief:
So far.. We bribed the girl with pocky and was able to have to boy put pants on. -hears yelling in the background- Oh boy, he's at it again.
Hollow
FIRESTAR! YOU b***h! HOW OCULD YOU BETRAY ME?! FOR POCKY?!!! YOU DO, DONE THIS?!! ME DAMMIT!!!
Police officer
Sir, please stop resisting arrest. We'll have to use force.
Hollow
I'll show you some force! when I ram it up your god damn a**! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Police
Stop threatening me sir. It wont help you any.
Hollow
Well it helps me feel better.... SHUT UP! YOUR STUPID!
Police
-sighs- Sir, you need to calm down.
Hollow
YOU CANNOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!! GO AWAY! FIRESTAR!!!
Firestar
-is all purr like and nom noming on pocky- Yes Master~Sama?
Hollow
I LOVED YOU! BUT NOW I DON'T!
Firestar
I know! But you will later.
Hollow
Pffft.. Me?.. Yeah right.
Firestar
I'm the only female around for you to rape right now.
Hollow
...... WHY ARE YOU RIGHT ABOUT THIS?!! DAMMIT!!! I should hurt you! I FRIGGIN CREATED YOU!!!
Police Officer
Sir, is she your daughter?
Hollow
NO! I created her! You dumb-a** dweeb!
Police Officer
Okay, report that in, a Rapist drunk who has raped his daughter.
Hollow
NO! NO! NO! NOOO!!! DON'T YOU LISTEN?!!!
Police
Your drunk. Of course not.
Hollow
DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF SPEAK?! I think I might kill you tonight!
Police
Sir, you cannot kill me.
Hollow
I am drunk and I have a gun! EXCUSE ME DID YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING?!
Police
You don't have a gun, sir.
Hollow
... Well then.... Well.. I'M ABOUT TO!
Police
No your not sir.
Hollow
Just you wait.. I will. You'll see!
Police
No. You are not going ot have a gun.
Hollow
JUST SHUT UP!! YOU LIKE TO RUIN EVERYTHING!!!
Police
Yes we do, sir.
Hollow
Why you little b***h...
Police
I am not a b***h sir.
Hollow
I'll make you my b***h if you don't shut up...
Police
No you will not.
Hollow
STOP BEING MEAN TO ME!! I JUST WANTED TO GO TO MCDONALDS!!!
Firestar
Leave Master~Sama alone please.
Police
no we will not..
Hollow
Someone get me a me damn car!!!!
Firestar
OOH! WE GOING TO MCDONALDS NOW?!
Hollow
NO! YOUR NOT GOING!! YOUR A BETRAYING b***h!! YOU CAN SUCK A BIG ONE!
Firestar
Oh, is Master~Sama in the mood again?
Hollow
NOT MY BIG ONE! SOMEONE ELSES! Me... Cant you take an insult without looking like a crack addict!!!
Firestar
-smiles like chesire cat- Not when I has pocky Master~Sama.
Police
Sir, if you resist arrest, we will spray you with pepper spray.
Hollow
HAHA! Spraying me with pepper spray is like spraying a mexican with taco sauce... I likes it.
Police
-sprays him with pepper spray-
-few minutes later after Hollow laughing saying it doesn't hurt and he was all mighty-
Hollow
-yells- OH MY ME!!! IT ******** BURNS!!!! AGH!!!!!! YOU EVIL BASTARDS!!!!
PART 3: The Police Station
Firestar
Master~Sama! I found this thingy!
Hollow
Get.. Yer bloody hand out of my pants!!!
Firestar
But it squishy! Not like before!.. Oh wait a second... Never mind.. Now it like it was before.
Hollow
CANT SOMEONE ARREST HER FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT?!!! SERIOUSLY!!!
Police
.......
Hollow
SOMEONE!!! SHE'S TOUCHING ME!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Firestar
Master~Sama, don't you like it like before?
Hollow
Get yer me damn hand out of my damn pants...
Firestar
Whyyyyyy?
Police
-gives firestar a Alucard Hellsing plushie- Stop molesting him.
Firestar
Squeeeeee!! -snuggles plushie- I LURVS YOU DRACULARZ!!!!
Hollow
..... Apparently she doesn't care about me...
Firestar
-keeps snuggling plushie-
Police
No one does right now. Now tell me, why were you drinking and driving?
Hollow
I was going to ******** yo momma. What you think?
Police
Sir, you cant do anything. Just answer.
Hollow
Haha, yo mom is a big fat b***h.
Police
Sir, do you want to be sprayed with the pepper spray?
Hollow
......No......
Police
Good. Now answer.
Hollow
No.. I don't want to. Your mean.
Police
And your a psycho maniac who so-calls-himself a god.
Hollow
-glares- I don't like you very well.
Police
And I don't like you.
Hollow
Still, I ******** your mom.
Police
My mom is dead.
Hollow
Well even in death she never really got to rest. -grins-
Police
My mom was a saint!
Hollow
Damn, that's why she was praying afterwards.
Police
Sir, you need to shut up.
Hollow
and you need to leave me alone.
Police
We cannot do that.
Hollow
Then I cannot shut up.
Police
-sighs and leaves room-
Hollow
... -looks over at firestar and pokes her boob- Squeak...
Firestar
MASTER~SAMA!! LEAVE ME BE WITH DRACULARZ!!
Hollow
-grabs her boobs- Squeak Squeak....
Firestar
Master~Sama!! Please!!
Hollow
SHUT UP! I NEED TO FOCUS! -does it again- Squeeeeeaaaaak...
Firestar
Master~Sama...
Hollow
... Meep...
Firestar
Master~Sama.. I lurvs Dracularz.. Why chu no leave meh lones with hims?..
Hollow
Cause I own you.. Body and Soul.
Firestar
So you do. Cannots I be alones?...
Hollow
No..
Firestar
-pushes boobs together- THEIR SO BIG!!!
Hollow
Of course.. I need something to look at when I'm doing boring work.
Firestar
-gasps- MASTER~SAMA! YOU MADE MY BODY WHERE YOU COULD LOOK AT IT?!
Hollow
Why the ******** do you think I keep you around for?! I'M AM AN DAMMIT!! A MANLY MAN!
Firestar
Hehe.. Good. Your good to look at too.
Hollow
-gives a =.= face- Your a ***** style="text-decoration: underline">Firestar
You just said you was a man.
Hollow
Well I changed my mind.
Firestar
Master~Sama!!
Hollow
JUST EAT YOUR POCKY AND SHUT IT!!!
Firestar
POCKY?! -grabs pocky from table and nom noms on it-
Hollow
Heh.. -pokes her crotch- Cheeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaap...
Firestar -growls viciously-
Hollow
-stops and gives her wtf look- Holy s**t woman. Calm down.
Firestar
Not in moods.. POCKIES!!
Hollow
Woman, I created you. I had to make all that. So I've seen you freaking naked. You think I just do whatever until you wake up? Heh, I think not.
Firestar
Well.. I still has balloon kitty you filleds for me.
Hollow
WHY THE HELL DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT?!!! And how?.. I didn't wear a balloon...
Firestar
-grins like chesire cat- Tee-hee..
Hollow
-has a O.O look on face-
PART 4: Escaped from Police
Hollow
MWUAHAHA! Bastards! Like you could ever keep the all mighty god of gods behind bars!!!
Firestar
-grabs hollow and runs-
-hours later, in a japanese like house-
Hollow
Now! Where the bloody Bolivian is the sake?!
Firestar
-asleep and drooling-
Hollow
Useless slave! I will find it on my own! ..... As soon as I find the damn kitchen...... DOES THIS HOUSE EVEN HAVE A KITCHEN?! I will just have to find out.
-thirty minutes or so after exploring around, hollow found Sake and playboy-
Hollow
Why are they all naked?! THIS MAGAZINE IS AMAZING!! I love this! I must have them all!!! Even the ones with boys!!! -drinks more sake-
Firestar
-wakes up from yelling and wanders into the room hollow is in hung over- Master-Sama?....
Hollow
GO AWAY! I AM RESEARCHING THESE WONDERFUL MAGAZINES!!
Firestar
Wonderful Magazines?.... MASTER-SAMA!!! YOUR READING PLAYBOY!!!!!!!!!!!
Hollow
-gets up on knees quickly and shows firestar the magazine- LOOK AT THIS!! HOW CAN THESE GIRLS PUT THINGS LIKE VODKA BOTTLES IN THEM AND USE WHIP CREAM FOR SUCH THINGS?!!! THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!
Firestar
Um.. Yes.. That is quite.. Um.. Interesting..
Hollow
I know! You should have seen what this one girl did with a dog! And what this other girl did with a pack of ice!!!
Firestar
Master-Sama, are you feeling okay?
Hollow
I'm fine! Just horny And really wanting to listen to the Llama song!
-few minutes later, Firestar could not take Hollow's behavior and started drinking herself. 20 minutes later:-
Firestar
There's a Hollow! There's a Hollow! Another Hollow! Funny Hollow! Hollow in a car! Hollow Hollow Duck! Hungry Hollow! Marshmallow Hollow! Sexy Hollow! Candy Hollow! Hollow in a thong! Hollow Hollow ********! Hollow was once a stripper! He lived in space! He never saw the way soul ******** a gay! Every single day he asked himself why he didn't give me a ring and make me his wife! There's a Hollow! There's a Hollow! Another Hollow! Drunken Hollow! Hollow in a bar! Hollow Hollow Truck! Hollow lived in a tree house! Always making cake! He got mad! So the world spun around really fast! Hollow hollow oh hollow hollow why not we go ********! Na na na na na na na na!
Hollow
HA! Funny but I got a better one!
Firestar
Oh really?
Hollow
There's a soul! There's a soul! Another ******** soul! Gay Soul! Naked Soul! Soul in a gay three-way ********! Soul was a queer! He lived in hell! He never seemed to figure out why he never got laid! Oh well Soul you was meant to be gay! There's A Soul! There's a Soul! God damn another soul! Dumb Soul! ******** Soul! Soul in a trunk! Soul was evil! No one cared! He tried to steal away my love which was so unfair! So I got pissed and punched him in the face saying if you touched her again I'll ******** you up! Soul was never seen again! I guess he just had bad luck!
Firestar
-laughs drunkly- Master-Sama your always good at things like this!
Hollow
HA! Your words a meaningless to me at this point!
Firestar
Huh?.. What?.. Our World Is Glass on a stick?..
Hollow
You speak lies!!! LIES!!!!
Firestar
Pfffffffffffffft... Your silly! And sexy... So hot!!
Hollow
I'm so ******** hot, the sun would burn to ash if I got near it. So no s**t polly anna!
Firestar
Polly Anna?.. Who's Polly Anna?... OH MY YOU!! YOUR CHEATING ON ME!! AND I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD!!! YOU EVIL EVIL THING!!!!
Hollow
Your not pregnant! You just ate too much!
Firestar
EE!! YAY!!! I THOUGHT I WAS DOOMED!!!
Hollow
.......... Why must you be so preserved-ded-dis?...
Firestar
You cant speak Master-Sama.. I'll.. I'll drive us home..
Hollow
No!.. No!... Were not leaving.. These Magazines.. They're.. They're too amazing!!
Firestar
Master-Sama! Leave the Magazines! We can run away together! And be together forever!
Hollow
....-whispers- I still want the magazines over that...
Firestar
Pfffffffffffft.... Hehe... -laughs drunkly-
Hollow
Your.. Your so.. Insane! Like wow! Wow Firestar! That is so hot!
Firestar
-laughs harder-
Hollow
Now your scaring me.. -gasps- DID YOU HEAR THAT?!
To be continued. 
