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 Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 3:52 pm
Hello, thank you so much for hiring me as your wedding planner. I'm glad you let me have complete control because I know you'll be thrilled with what I've done! First lets begin with the guest list. So far we have 69 guests that will be attending. We still have not heard back from your daughter or your grandma .
Now lets talk about the decorations. I picked the out the colors. I chose s**t brown , black , and gay pink . I picked some incestial thunder thighs in the same colors that you will be carrying down the aisle. We will also be decorating the church with p***s peaches and beautiful dicks . I know you're gonna love it!
Your bridesmaids will be wearing red neck g-string . And the flower girl will wear an adorable sock . You will be having your dad as the flower girl correct? I will need her n****e ring size as soon as possible.
Now for the ceremony, I've chosen sexting for when you walk down the aisle. I knew you would be pleased with that choice. During the ceremony your dad has agreed to read a lovely passage from playbox .
Now lets get down to the fun!! The reception!!
I've arranged to have the reception at cani's bed . It will be a sit down dinner and we will be serving nuts chocolate and baked liger or fat asses for vegetarian guests. There will also be free j**z and unicorn blood served, and a cash bar for the guests that might prefer such drinks as vodka and vodka . dangly martinis, or shots of lava . You and your new husband's first dance will be to bad romance. Then you will dance to never gonna give u up for the father/daughter dance. After that all the guests can go to the dance floor and ginger hunting all night! Well I hope you're pleased with these plans I've made for your bitchtits day! Talk to you soon!
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 4:03 pm
I literally rolled over laughing at this x'DDDD
Omg I'm sorry I missed it.
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 4:05 pm
Nairomi I literally rolled over laughing at this x'DDDD
Omg I'm sorry I missed it. XD Its so funny
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:43 pm
T.V. Listing
7:00 P.M- boner Swap
2 families switch lives and experience some clammy and crabby results that will warm your f**
8:00 P.M- Who wants to Marry Gonan the Barbarian
7 contestants will compete to win the p***s of Gonan the Barbarian. This week Brenis and Andii compete to find out who is more chocolate and Gonan the Barbarian will reward the winner with a very fugly ******** P.M- She strutted In the buttplug
An original movie starring Justin Bieber as a/an humply and homely Kamakazi Muslim who lost touch with his/her slutty sister, and his/her slimey struggle to thrust the past. A story of lawlocaust, boob hair, and dorks. Also starring Echo the Dolphin as his/her sweet spouse.
11:00 P.M- True Life- 'I'm addicted to dolphins!'
24 young people talk about their experiences with c** and lust.
12:00 A.M- Dr. 90210
In this episode of Dr. 90210 a/an jealous woman wants to get her tit enlarged so she will look more titty A single mom wants work on her rectum so she will look like Bing Crosby. Also, a/an white Rick Roll'd man needs reconstruction on his third leg and v****a to recover after a/an wrathkitty accident.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:30 am
Canielele T.V. Listing
7:00 P.M- boner Swap
2 families switch lives and experience some clammy and crabby results that will warm your f**
8:00 P.M- Who wants to Marry Gonan the Barbarian
7 contestants will compete to win the p***s of Gonan the Barbarian. This week Brenis and Andii compete to find out who is more chocolate and Gonan the Barbarian will reward the winner with a very fugly ******** P.M- She strutted In the buttplug
An original movie starring Justin Bieber as a/an humply and homely Kamakazi Muslim who lost touch with his/her slutty sister, and his/her slimey struggle to thrust the past. A story of lawlocaust, boob hair, and dorks. Also starring Echo the Dolphin as his/her sweet spouse.
11:00 P.M- True Life- 'I'm addicted to dolphins!'
24 young people talk about their experiences with c** and lust.
12:00 A.M- Dr. 90210
In this episode of Dr. 90210 a/an jealous woman wants to get her tit enlarged so she will look more titty A single mom wants work on her rectum so she will look like Bing Crosby. Also, a/an white Rick Roll'd man needs reconstruction on his third leg and v****a to recover after a/an wrathkitty accident. 
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