((...You're in a haunted house! ))
This was his best money making scheme yet. All he had to do was find an old, decrepit house and charge kids five bucks to go inside it, under the guise of it being a haunted house. The man snickered from his little booth at the front of the vast property, counting out the money he'd been gathering that evening. Kids were such a gullible lot; tell em a place is full of spooks and they'll go scaring themselves silly. Eh, it was a win-win situation; they came to get scared, he came to make money. Everyone's happy in the end, right? Right.
Of course, little did he know that his claim just -might- be proven right.
(( Note: If you want to make/play a ghostie, go right on ahead. >u< The more the merrier! ))