Introductions of a Sadistic narrator and his own Guidelines

[Kuukyo_Fushichou]

Yo. name's Kuukyo_Fushichou and all, i go by Jared usually. i do work on the chaotic world of the multiverse with Crystal while having fun in a way... developing my characters through hardship, blood, sweat, and tears of said characters. ( feh! Crystal is right, you torture us for your own amusement! Shaddup!) anyway. when you're around us and even playing in our little chaos... one thing to remember: if i start pondering something ,you can bet it will either mean pain for someone (usually my characters.) a power boost or an obstacle in the way.. or something that can simply be explained in one word: Epic. now then! *claps hands, getting a Kakashi eye-smile on face* next post will be my own rules and the like, most of them are the same as the rules Crystal posted, just there will be also some personal guidelines from me ^_^ hope to see people soon to watch over our little slice of insanity~!  

[Kuukyo_Fushichou]

Jared's Epic Guidelines to Follow for the Multiverse

and welcome to the guidelines of the crazy one known as Kuukyo_Fushichou~! now then., let's get down to business shall we? the first thing i will say that while i have complete authority with Crystal, i usually defer to her instead of striking off on my own, so if you tick me off, you might have a chance to save your butt through her, don't count on it, but it's possible. ( never stopped you from torturing me! emotion_bigvein Silence, you!) anywho.. here is my list.

1: what Gaia says is the rule of law, meaning abide by their rules and regs. further, obey our rules and guidelines, and you'll be peachy keen. *thumbs up*

2: anything is possible. and i do mean -anything-. be aware that when the 4th wall goes down, hilarity, insanity, and most likely a temporary character death or two usually happens.

3: if you want your characters to have more background and character development that can be dark or pain filled: Refer to me, as i can probably help with this. (even if your characters OOCly complain about it.)

4: if your reality is not all that good.. i will reject your reality, substitute my own, and proceed to help you make it EPIC.

5: if there's any references that you do not get right off the bat from me, do not hesitate to contact me to find out what the heck i'm talking about.

6: be aware there might be diaboromon around to be meat bags for us to vent frustration on, whenever we feel like beating a few up.

7: Prinny Football is allowed, but any prinnies thrown at the Captain or vice Captain will result in getting yourself blown up, most likely from me using Meteor Strike on you, Laharl style. AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!

8: do not believe you are god over all of us, for we will beat you down and send your liquified organs to be used for genetic research to prevent stupidity.

9: as crystal mentioned, we try to do more than one-lining, so it is encouraged to do more than that, but if you cannot, then be sure to at least make those one-liners interesting, otherwise you'll probably be ignored.

10: i am the God of sadistic-ness and the Overkill King. DO NOT THINK YOU CAN URSURP MY THRONE WITHOUT BEING PAINFULLY MUTILATED~!

11: i also reserve the right to ignore, or antagonize characters OOCly, just because they might complain about what's going on with them ICly, wether indirectly or directly involved with any current tortures.

12: do not try to distract me from my targets of torture. ^_^ well, unless you have a viable death wish at least. *shrug* either way, while the characters may heap gratitude and luv for ya... be aware that it will catch my ire and i will be plotting evil in the background for you.

13: Roveth Yamatokuru is the resident bad-a** Arch-b*****d in most of the threads. do not try to outdo him, you will fail miserably, and he will -laugh- at your feeble attempts. (if you do manage to outdo him, well.. then there might be a problem of you trespassing into his yard.. and you do not trespass into his yard and claim you're the big dog now. he will make your a** FAMOUS, one way or another =p)

follow both mine and Crystal's guidelines and you'll be more than good to go for either sitting back to watch with popcorn, or join right in.