'Sup, bitches. I'm hijackin' this s**t, this time around. And yer gunna like it.
Bottom line, I aint gunna suffer through one more damn Halloween of 'put on a scaaary costume' bullshit. We've done that. Let's get to the fun of the season; scaring the s**t out of people! Grossing them out! Now that's what I'm talkin' about.
Bottom line, I aint gunna suffer through one more damn Halloween of 'put on a scaaary costume' bullshit. We've done that. Let's get to the fun of the season; scaring the s**t out of people! Grossing them out! Now that's what I'm talkin' about.
This year, the theme is:
Gore!
Don that makeup and slasher gear! I wanna see some blood! Are you a zombie? A half-dead soldier? A psycho serial killer? Let's bring this gory horror flic to life!
Info:
- Fork over 500 gold if you wanna enter and then PM me the entry.
- You gotta own the items and be wearing them when you submit the entry. Don't try to cheat me, a*****e.
- Deadline for entering and getting in your entry is 12AM on October 24th. Don't you dare ******** forget or your a** is mine!
- Prize? Oh, that's all you want? Selfish bastards. Fine, yeah, I aint gunna hold out on it! First place gets 20k, second place gets 10k, and third gets 5k. Lavish enough for you dicks?
Oh, and before I forget, this aint the only contest for you. Yeah, that's right, there's gunna be two divisions, this one and--
The tektek division! Run by none other than me, the great BASHEEKYLEAKY, LEADER OF THE TALLEYWAG BANDITS!!...What?
Oh my, you think you're the only one? How sensually amusing. Come now, surely you see how sheer absurd you are. Your existence is meaningless. And your taste in names is... horrifying. Now then, stand aside, let a true bandit leader take charge of this division. My harem and I are much more capable of handling it. ... ...What.
Both of you can stuff it. Radboud the Merciless' the one who's gunna run this, hear me? YOU'RE NOT EVEN FROM SENTRIA!
Basheek: WHAT THE- What are you doin' here, Feep?
Feo: ...MY NAME IS NOT FEEP. IT'S FEO. THREE LETTERS. WHAT ON EARTH MAKES YOU THINK FEEP COULD BE A NAME. WHAT IS THIS?!
Radboud: ...Uh.
Basheek: It's a great name! Be glad I thought of it for you! Anyway, I got here first, so it makes me in charge, feep. I gotta recruit some more bandits and get my revenge on the Heroes of Justice!
Feo: Sorry, but... I could squish you. And maybe I will~ But until then, I'm here to reform my group and bolster my harem. You'll have to sit this out.
Radboud: ... ...I just wanted to be seen one more time.
Basheek: Eh? What's that, Radilicious the turrrrble? You say we should work together? Why.. that's a great idea! What do you say, Feep?
Feo: Heh heh... well okay, then. But I call dibs on any pretty faces~
....No. You're all dead. This is silly.
The tektek division theme is:
Bandit Recruiting! Make a tektek of a bandit. Use your imagination. It aint that hard.
Info:
- Same deal as the other division with the fee and all that.
- You must use tektek only. You cannot touch things up in photoshop. You can however, use "dream free" and alter item layering to your heart's content.
And somebody, please make me a sexy dancer slave! I'll love you forever... Mwuah~! Oh god...
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...Hopeless idiots, all of you.
