In the Garden of Monsters rolled 1 20-sided dice:
17Total: 17 (1-20)
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 8:55 pm
EVERYTHING IS FINE, THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE, THE ATTACK MISSED
Somehow, the Bergmite missed. No one knows how. Possibly a timewrap opened, or everyone went temporarily insane. Arceus might know, but the knowledge drove it mad.
"Subject Bergmite. Retreat
>AYE AYE, CAP'N CRAZYPANTS< she cried, waddling awkwardly backwards.
">D-d-d-d-do....do you....do you....<" The Rattata stuttered once more before smacking head head on the floor ">doyouevenknowwhereyouare?<" Once again the rodent finished his sentence rapidly. Regardless he had a point. Light and justice hadn't exactly been on a winning streak the last few centuries. Team Rocket literally ruled the world. Albeit not as much as they once had. Even a lab rat knew that! Perhaps the Omsnyte needed some sense knocked into him. Intending to do just that the rodent threw his weight forward into a Tackle!
Grey Moonfang IV rolled 1 20-sided dice:
13Total: 13 (1-20)
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 9:24 pm
Subject 2
Ears flattening against his skull the presently normal coloured Rattata launched himself forward. It was time to take a Bite out of Crime! Except he had no crime so a Bergmite would do.
In the Garden of Monsters rolled 1 20-sided dice:
19Total: 19 (1-20)
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 9:31 pm
Attack missed!
"Subject Bergmite. Return fire, using 'Bite'." The robot was plainly unaware of the chicanery, though a rose petal would fall off her face and flutter oddly to the floor. The twirling, dancing hunk of ice came to abrupt halt as the Rattata missed her by thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat much. A bit close... and she wanted to get even closer. >O come, my fluffy and fragrant Titantic...< she murmered, yellow eyes flashing crazily. She lurched forward, maw gaping like the abyss.
18-9= 9/ 2 resistence = 4.5 round to 5 DMG Omantye = 0 HP
With a loud crack, the fossil pokemon was sent flying. This was it, he had suffered through a solid blow. When he hit the ground, his shell was covered in cracks. He let out one shuddering sigh and fainted! This battle was over!
">Why don't you make like the Titanic and get sunk!<" The Rattata screamed, turning tail and bolting in the other direction. Well as far as that direction went anyway. After that he'd have to start running around like a Torchic with it's head cut off.
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