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 Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:23 pm
R E V E N G E
Is sweet~Kiid Icarus and Silent Harry Mason  Characters:Harry Mason Heather Mason James Sunderland Vincent Claudia Wolf Pyramid Heads Maria Lisa Garland Douglas Cartland Walter Sullivan Henry Townshend Eileen Galvin
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:23 pm
Harry Mason drove to the shopping mall, eager to taste of what he has been longing for, for so long.
Harry: "If Heather won't get me the Bacon BBQ Cheeseburger at Happy Burger, I will! D<"
Harry then arrived at the shopping mall and entered though the slide doors, Making his way towards the nearest Happy Burger on the first floor, As he entered, he made his way through the long-awaited line and met with the cashier.
Cashier: "Hello, and welcome to Happy Burger, may I take your order?"
Harry: "I'll have the Bacon BBQ Cheeseburger please. C:"
Cashier: "Oh, I'm sorry, we don't sell that anymore."
Harry: "...What!? emotion_donotwant "
Meanwhile.
Heather: "James, have you seen Dad anywhere? D:"
James turned his head around to face Heather, while still plumped on the chair, flipping through the channels on the Television.
James: "He went to Happy Burger to get that Bacon BBQ Cheeseburger he's been wanting for so long."
Heather: "...But, they don't sell that anymore."
James: "They don't!? o_o;"
James and Heather then focused their attention to the Television when they heard the 6 'O clock News theme song.
TV: "Our breaking news today, A Happy Burger at a local shopping mall has exploded by unexplained actions, Witness say it was caused by a UFO laser, But I honestly think he was just insane. BU
There were no survivor's from the act, Police are still on the search for this man who caused the explosion."
Heather and James both facepalmed.
Aliens chuckling in the background while high fiving one another.
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 2:47 pm
The sound of the UFO plays as Harry parks it on the roof, then Harry entered the building through the window as usual.
Harry: "That was so annoying. D<"
Heather stares blankly at her dad while his aliens continue to laugh. Then suddenly a hole opens up and Henry falls from the ceiling onto the floor.
Henry: "What the hell . . ."
Henry looks down at the aliens with no emotion as he stares at an alien who mimicks his blank face, they have a staring contest.
Heather: "Dad, did you really need to blow up that Happy Burger? Why not sign a petition or something? There are bound to be more Happy Burgers out there anyways."
James: "Lisa . . . I sense rage coming on. Dx"
Lisa casually looks over at James from another couch and then stares blankly while nodding.
Harry: "Lets beat our rage into James! BU"
Harry beats up James with a hunk of wood while the aliens chant and kick at James while laughing.
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:22 pm
Lisa sighed lightly while facepalming at them, slowly getting up off the couch.
Lisa: "I'll get the First-Aid Kit..."
Lisa then opened the Medicine cabinet and searched around for some First-Aid kit's and a few Health Drinks.
Henry, on the other hand, just stood there, staring at the group beating James senselessly, Then slowly back towards the front door to make an escape while no one was looking, Only to find Walter standing at the front door with a chainsaw and steel pipe with a smirk on his blood-covered face as Henry opened the door, then slamming it shut and locking it.
Henry: "...What the hell...? .___."
Harry stopped to take a breather, then explained his reason to Heather for blowing up Happy Burger.
Harry: "I had my reasons Heather, they didn't have what I wanted,Plus, it's easier then signing petitions, and more fun. BD."
Heather: "If you say so dad... :l"
James: "Oh god, I can't feel my legs! D8"
Harry: "Hush you! I'm not finished yet. D<"
Harry and Heather continue to beat the living life out of James, causing him to cry out for mercy, making Lisa cringe and Henry facepalm.
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 3:01 pm
Henry walks towards the couch and sits down on it, showing his blank face of fear. Meanwhile, James is heard screaming in agony as a few aliens start drinking margaritas. Lisa cries a bit while waiting for them to finish, Walter frowns sadly outside the door then knocks, but he gets no reply.
James: "Why!!!? T^T"
Harry: "Take it like a man! D<"
Harry continues to beat James mercilessly.
Heather: "Dad, are we finished yet? D: I got to go dye my hair, it's getting too dark."
Lisa: "Learn from Maria, she dyes her ends as well. : D"
Maria sits at the end of the couch next to Lisa while stroking her own hair.
Maria: "After they finish up, I call seconds, I invited the 'boys' over for Football during the alcohol party. >=D"
Walter: *SOB* 
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:58 pm
Walter: "I...I just wanted to sell you some Girl Scout cookies I've stolen from a group of girl scouts... ; n ;"
Meanwhile, Harry stopped doing what he was doing, putting the bat to the side while taking a few pants, James slowly crawled away towards Lisa, where she got the medical accessories ready, James then looked up at Lisa with fear written on his face.
James: "By 'boys' you mean...D8"
Maria: "You know who I mean. >u>"
James: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFF-"
Harry: "Alright Heather, but open a window first, that stuff stinks up the whole place, Made an alien have a seizure once. D<"
An alien nodded in the background, sniffling at the memory while another pats it's back for comfort.
Heather: "Alright daddy~ C:"
Heather cheerfully entered her bathroom with hair dye and dye accessories.
Meanwhile, there was another knock on the door and it caught Maria's attention.
Maria: "Oh, that must be them. BD"
Henry: "I'll get it..."
James: "OH GOD NO, PLEASE!!! D8"
Henry opened the door, but it wasn't who Maria was expecting, making her pout and slump into the couch, But only to find that it was Walter holding up a 'box of cookies'.
Walter: "Buy my cookies, damnit! D<"
Henry: "...Walter...will you...LEAVE ME ALONE ALEADY!? GEEZ. D<"
Henry then slammed the door behind him, with rage all over his face, Which is new because he's usually expressionless, Everyone just looked at him as if they've just seen a ghost.
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:55 pm
James looked at Henry in surprise, as did Harry, they never expected him to have emotion.
Harry: "Either it's your time of the month, or you are finally growing emotion Henry. biggrin "
Henry: "What the hell . . ."
Harry awkwardly walks away then sits back down on the couch, meanwhile Heather is dying her hair in the bathroom, the fumes alone would kill an alien, luckily none of the fumes did before, most of the aliens dared one to step in there and sniff the fumes, meanwhile James was basically getting surgery done on him because of how mutilated he was from the beating earlier.
James: "Damn it that hurts! D8"
Lisa: "Take it like a man! Because I'm all you have now! D<"
Maria: "What about me? D:"
James: "D: . . . Sort of. And that dog, Mira is so cuuute."
Mira the dog runs up towards James and licks his face which actually burned because his face was a mess, meanwhile the PH twins are in traffic.
PH1: "This is unbelievable! D<"
PH2: "I'd say. D:"
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:58 pm
James whimpers from the pain of Mira licking his face, and barking in his ear, causing it to have an irritating ring.
James: "Ugh, stop it Mira, that hurts! D8"
Lisa: "James, please stay calm, your making me nervous. D:"
Lisa shook as she was a nervous wreck, while Harry chuckled in amusement from it all, Maria on the other side of the couch, Pouting while giving James the stink eye.
Maria: "Oh please Lisa, James will always squirm and cry, He's such a wimp. B["
James: "Your just mad cause I wouldn't accept you. D:"
Maria: ">A> Once the 'boys' get here, Their gonna make you regret those words...Speaking of which, where the hell are they!?"
Meanwhile.
PH #1: "Well, we wouldn't be in this mess if SOMEONE didn't have to stop to use the little Pyramid Head's room. D<"
PH #2: "Hey! I can't control my bladder, Besides, you had to deal with some 'business' yourself, You just can't stay away from a Mannequin for one second. stare "
PH #1: "Why I oughta...! D<"
PH #2: "And you can't stay away from bloody smock sales either. >:3"
PH #1: " Wanna take this outside, punk!? D8<"
PH #2: "Bring it biotch! D<"
The Pyramid Head duo got out of the car, in the middle of traffic, and starting fist fighting, causing everyone in traffic to have a "WTF!?" look on their faces, while a cop starts walking towards them.
Meanwhile.
Heather: "Dad! there's a dead alien in my bathroom. D:"
Harry: "Oh god damnit! I told him not to go in there. D<"
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:30 am
Harry: "Who shall we get to clean the alien gunk off of the floor? rolleyes "
Heather: "That fool. stare "
James: "So Maria . . . What ever did happen to Mary? :/ I was abducted before I could find out."
Maria: "Ah for crying out loud! Am I not good enough for you James? I am in every way superior to your nagging wife! D<"
Henry: ":/"
*Meanwhile traffic continues for the PH Twins*
PH #1: "Ah, damn it! Will you stupid drivers hurry it up!??? D<"
PH #2: "*SIGH* I could go for a taco right now."
PH #1: "But twin, tacos give you gas."
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:50 pm
James: "I understand that, but no one can replace Mary, not even a sexier, look-a-like illusion. :l"
Maria: "Pfft! Keep telling yourself that, Sunderland, but you will one day realize that I'm far better then that dead wife of yours."
Harry: "Alright, alright, enough with the cat-fight, guys. James, you need to clean that Alien gunk off the floor. >:C"
James: "B-but I-"
Harry: "NOW! Before it sticks to the floor like last time. scream "
Heather: "Damn, Dad's in a cranky mood, perhaps he didn't get his elderly nap today. D:"
Lisa and the Aliens nodded in agreement.
James: "Ugh, fine. =A=;"
~Meanwhile, back with the PH duo~
PH #2: "Yeah, because you cooked the tacos that time."
PH #1: "What's that supposed to mean!? scream "
PH #2: "It means your a horrible cook. :S"
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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:39 pm
PH # 1: What do you mean that I can't cook? At least I cook period, while you're out raping 24/7, I actually do things. BC
PH # 2: Oh so you admit my superiority? BD
*PH # 1 still driving*
PH # 1: This is taking forever, and your smart a** behavior isn't helping twin! D<
*Meanwhile, the aliens are swinging from everything that is swingable, while Heather looks at a pack of cigarettes on the couch that an alien was smoking, and feels tempted, Harry continues to gripe about the mess, James cleans it up, but then an alien falls on him, and knocks James to the ground from the ceiling*
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:18 pm
PH #2: "Oh, like your behavior is any better. And that is SO not true! I do too do things, I cleaned OUR bedroom last week, even your side. B["
PH #1: "You just took everything and stuffed it in the closet, they all collapsed on me when I opened it. > A>"
PH #2: "...At least I did something. Bl Now, on a serious note. What the hell is holding up this traffic? it's been almost 2 hours now! my a** is asleep..."
Meanwhile.
Harry: "Oh my word, You poor thing! D8"
James: "T-thanks Harry...ouch."
Harry: "Not you! *pulls the Alien off of James that currently fell on him* Are you alright? :C"
The Alien nodded.
Harry: "Ah, thank goodness, Good thing James broke that fall. :3"
James: "Yeah...I appreciate your concern. = A = *Tries to get back up, but feels massive pain as he moved but just an arm* OW! I....I can't move...my back, guys!!! D8"
Harry: "Ah crap, Not again. Lisa, Got another job for you. :l"
Lisa: "Oh no....D:"
*Heather scooted closer to the pack of cigarettes while biting down on her lower lip in pure temptation*
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:46 pm
PH # 1: "That does it twin, I'm getting sick of these assholes who can't move around in Virginia for crap, we're taking the other exit! D<"
The Pyramid Head drives the truck through the next exit, only to turn around the corner into a worse traffic jam.
PH # 2: "OH DAMN IT! What do think we should do now?! D:"
The Pyramid Head smacks his helmet on the steering wheel in rage, but unintentionally causing the car horn to beep like crazy, causing a lot of accidents on the road, and causing many people to crash.
PH # 1: "Aw damn it, not again . . ."
Meanwhile, Lisa lifts James up on the couch and sighs a lot, then turns him over, and gets the first aid kit out, puts on a mask, and grumbles a bit in frustration, while the aliens continue to literally bounce off of the walls, meanwhile Heather gets ever closer to the cigarette pack, but when she finally reaches it, she discovers that it is empty.
Heather Mason: "Damn it . . . I could have really gone for a smoke about now..."
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:05 am
PH #2: "But twin...isn't it our jobs to kill people?...Those cars sure are piling up."
PH #1: "Well, our job is to only merely punish James, Perhaps kill him in the process. But not to attract chaos on the road here, now we'll never get out of this damn traffic!"
PH #2: "Man...this is worst than waiting in line at the Small World ride at Disney World a few years back."
*Meanwhile, Lisa is still taking care of James as he screams in merciful bloody murder, Making Lisa unease to a point where she cried, Alien's than began to play Wii Sports, and Harry catches Heather holding the empty cigarettes*
Harry: "Heather, what is that? > A>"
Heather: " eek Uhh...I can explain..."
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