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 Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:48 pm
Mmmkay. I've got a bit of a problem, y'see. I'm 15, and I'm one of the horniest human beings that's ever lived. There's hardly a single night for the past 7 years that I haven't spend some time with my best friend Jack, and honestly... It's starting to lose its edge.
My solution? Get a fleshlight! My new problem? How the hell do I get one?
I HAVE some money, about thirty-five dollars, (Is that enough?) but I'm not exactly sure HOW I would GO ABOUT purchasing the thing. I mean, it's not like I can e-mail my mom saying "Hey mom, could you run out and pick me up a plastic v****a? See ya Saturday!"
Fantasy Land won't let me in, and I just KNOW the guy behind the counter at Spencers would shout out "Price check on a plastic v****a, size small?" just to ******** with me... -_- At that, I doubt I could ever look someone in the eye again after they've seen me walking out of the mall with one of the suckers. o_o
There's also the option of buying online, but then, I don't have my own debit card yet; I use my grandmother's. Can you IMAGINE the conversation that would ensue when her credit bill comes!?
Okay... so... how the hell do I get one, and when I do find a way, what should I be looking for?
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:48 pm
Actually, almost ALL online adult sites when they bill the credit/debit card, it doesn't show up as that. They also come in a very discreet box.
Example:
When I order it shows up as "Atlantic Innovations" or something similiar (Which they state that in the email) and the package arrives in a brown box with the same name, no sign of being an adult package. Just research the sites about their mailing and billing policies, they've come a long way.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:52 pm
I have heard that if you get a cucumber, hollow it out and microwave it for about 15 seconds or until it is slightly warmer than room temperature, that it can feel almost as good as a fleshlight. The only problem is that you'd have to throw it away when you're done, and I'm not really sure what the list price of cucumbers is. All I know, though, is that it would be a lot less noticable if you didn't actually have the toy.
But, I would also suggest that you get an older family member that you trust to help you with getting ahold of it But first, check online places for the prices that you might have to pay for it for a price range estimate.
Or you could call your local sensuality shop and ask.
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:44 pm
When I was about 16, I bought a vibrator. My friend and I spent the day shopping in Philly and went into a sex shop there and each bought one. They didn't check our age. So there are places that won't check how old you are.
If you have a friend with you, it can make a world of difference. I would never have dared to even go into the shop if she weren't with me. It might make it easier to deal with idiots behind the counter, anyway wink
And as Luna said, most adult shops online are extremely discreet. They know that this sort of thing is embarassing. They want to make it easier for their customers to buy from them, so they do as much as they can to reduce the embarassment.
Alternatively, you can always open a bank account and use that to get a Pay Pal account. At 16, you should be able to open a bank account without a parent signatory (I think most banks allow you after you turn 14).
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:21 pm
Kukushka Alternatively, you can always open a bank account and use that to get a Pay Pal account. At 16, you should be able to open a bank account without a parent signatory (I think most banks allow you after you turn 14). Depends on where you live. Where I am, you can't get your own bank account (like sign for it, etc) until you're 19 or older.
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:34 pm
Nikolita Kukushka Alternatively, you can always open a bank account and use that to get a Pay Pal account. At 16, you should be able to open a bank account without a parent signatory (I think most banks allow you after you turn 14). Depends on where you live. Where I am, you can't get your own bank account (like sign for it, etc) until you're 19 or older. Yeah, sucks cause that applies to Alabama too. stressed
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:07 pm
Nikolita Depends on where you live. Where I am, you can't get your own bank account (like sign for it, etc) until you're 19 or older. That... sucks royally. Well, you don't have to tell your parents why you are getting it, lol. If anything, they should be pleased that you are being all responsible and trying to manage your money xp
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:21 am
Try laying on your stomach on a soft cloth that you dont mind getting, um, dirty. then move your hips.
I've heard that is nice...
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:25 pm
Karasuaki Try laying on your stomach on a soft cloth that you dont mind getting, um, dirty. then move your hips. I've heard that is nice... But, unfortunatly, can be dangerous. Read the masturbation stickies for some information on the ways you can actually do harm on your genitals by masturbating "the wrong way."
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:50 pm
You might just have to suck it up and just go out to buy one on your own. I remember one of my guy friends calling me after he bought his very first toy and told me how embarrassing it was. That might have been because the cashier was his ex but that's not the point.
I'd go with what the rest of them said, do it online. Just brace yourself if your grandmother asks what it was. You either might have to think of a really good lie or just tell her. As much as they don't want to think about it...you're at that phase where you're horny. To me, it's better to do it to something plastic than the real thing. There's no risk in playing with toys.
You could also ask a trusted older friend to help you get one. I had to do that because I was way too embarrassed to ask my family. One, my mom's sex drive is so low...it doesn't even exist anymore. She thinks sex and masturbation is stupid and sinful. Can you imagine me going, "hey mom, I know you think I'll go to hell for it, but can you pick me up a vibrator on your way home?" She's biased b/c she lets my step dad get them but not the girls in the family. My family thinks I'm a pervert enough.
Anyways, back to the friend. Have an older and more experienced friend go out and purchase one. They might even be able to give you suggestions on brands, types, etc.
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:21 pm
addseale2 Fantasy Land won't let me in, and I just KNOW the guy behind the counter at Spencers would shout out "Price check on a plastic v****a, size small?" just to ******** with me... -_- At that, I doubt I could ever look someone in the eye again after they've seen me walking out of the mall with one of the suckers. o_o/quote] no they wouldn't if they do that, they loose customers, there fore they're not allowed to "******** around" with the customers minds. so spencers is a safe place to go. i've visted that palce, for diffrent reasons..black lisghts...(oooo pretty lights) anyway, yeah, you'd be more liekly to get a 2nd rate fleshlight from there, rather than not being able to get a 1st rate fleshlight from a porn store.
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