Nathan's fan fiction story
Sakura was walking in the woods thinking, "Wow, out of all the people who graduated in my class I am probably the worse at fighting I have no special moves. I suck. I wish I was never born."
All of a sudden Sakura notices something up ahead. It is a small house and there is some coming from the chimney. "I have never seen that place before," Sakura says to herself, "I think that I will be the typical character and therefore I will go explore the creepy house."
She goes to the door and knocks, the door slowly opens and then....
Sakura sits down at a table with three bowls. She tries the first one...
"This porage is too hot"
And the second...
"This porage is too cold
And the third....
"Aaaakkkkkk poi.....son...."
Orochimaru appears from upstairs laughing!!
"If you want to live, you agree to be my slave Sasuke" says Orochimaru
"But I am not Sasuke, I am Sakura"
To his surprise, Orochimaru say "What? Not Sasuke? Die you worthless genin!"
"I have no choice but to use my special technique before the poison kills!" Sakura thinks
Sakura is about to do her seals when suddenly.....
Sasuke bursts through the door.
"Damn it Sakura, what the heck are you doing here?" Sasuke yells.
Sakura is slowly dying, but is allowing herself to, just to talk to Sasuke. "I... don't... know..."
Suddenly Kakashi appears and screams, "DON'T DO IT SASUKE!!! I.....
"I...I love you!" yells Kakashi, "I have since the moment that I first saw you. However, our love for each other can never be shown to the world"
Sasuke replies, "Ewwww...you dirty old man. I am a boy, that is just disgusting."
Oro interrupts and says, "This is a lovely little discussion; however, while you two are yelling your little girl friend is dying and I need to kill Kakashi, Sasuke you can stay because....I am also in love with you."
Sasuke yells disgusted, "What! That is just...........
"For some reason appealing...." Said Sasuke suddenly changing his perspective on life.
"Sakura-Chan!!!" Screams Naruto as he bursts into the room...
"What are you doing here?" Asked....Well....Everyone....
"This is supposed to be mine and Sakura's little love nest." Naruto said with a goofy grin.
"NANI (what)?!?!" Shouted the not yet dead Sakura. Naruto looked up and smiled weakly.
"Oh, hi Sakura-Chan... Fancy meeting you here.... How's it going?"
"Quite well you see i was just about to go take a shower after i stapled my stomach back together....well because ya know i got beat up yet again. Well anyway care to join me?" Sakura asks.
"HELL YEAH SAKURA! But before that. I'll have to get some milk from the milkman." Naruto yells.
So Naruto spurts towards Konoha-Milk-Mall and gets some sweet goat milk. While paying for the milk, Shikamaru runs in, and yells: NARUTO-KUN!!! And Naruto is like: WTF.
So they run towards Iruka-sensei to ask whether they are allowed to shower together with sakura or not. And Iruka is like: WTF. And they run back to the house made of candy deep in the forest where sakura was waiting for a steaming hot bath-session. On the way they see a red hat who's screaming: YO, I AIN'T AFRAID OF THAT PIMPIN' WOLVE. So Naruto pumps her full with his milk.
The milk bought in the Konoha-Milk-Mall that is.
So Naruto and Shikamaru arrive in the sugar/candy/sweet house and kick orochimaru in the oven and close the door behind him. So, let's fry some Orochimaru with Ramen. YEAH.
And orochimaru is like: WTF. IM BOILING.
And so is the water when sakura and Naruto hop in, together with Kakashi. As for Naruto; he has some spare milk
Suddenly...
kakashi jumps up in the air and clings to the ceiling. he extends his arm towards orochimaru and says: spider web go"
just with that orochimaru is tide up in a giant spider web.
kakashi then removes his mask to reviel he is actually peter parker (Spiderman, which explains better the walking on trees)
By: Nathan
[Note: This is an old one. But It is pretty fun.]
Sakura was walking in the woods thinking, "Wow, out of all the people who graduated in my class I am probably the worse at fighting I have no special moves. I suck. I wish I was never born."
All of a sudden Sakura notices something up ahead. It is a small house and there is some coming from the chimney. "I have never seen that place before," Sakura says to herself, "I think that I will be the typical character and therefore I will go explore the creepy house."
She goes to the door and knocks, the door slowly opens and then....
Sakura sits down at a table with three bowls. She tries the first one...
"This porage is too hot"
And the second...
"This porage is too cold
And the third....
"Aaaakkkkkk poi.....son...."
Orochimaru appears from upstairs laughing!!
"If you want to live, you agree to be my slave Sasuke" says Orochimaru
"But I am not Sasuke, I am Sakura"
To his surprise, Orochimaru say "What? Not Sasuke? Die you worthless genin!"
"I have no choice but to use my special technique before the poison kills!" Sakura thinks
Sakura is about to do her seals when suddenly.....
Sasuke bursts through the door.
"Damn it Sakura, what the heck are you doing here?" Sasuke yells.
Sakura is slowly dying, but is allowing herself to, just to talk to Sasuke. "I... don't... know..."
Suddenly Kakashi appears and screams, "DON'T DO IT SASUKE!!! I.....
"I...I love you!" yells Kakashi, "I have since the moment that I first saw you. However, our love for each other can never be shown to the world"
Sasuke replies, "Ewwww...you dirty old man. I am a boy, that is just disgusting."
Oro interrupts and says, "This is a lovely little discussion; however, while you two are yelling your little girl friend is dying and I need to kill Kakashi, Sasuke you can stay because....I am also in love with you."
Sasuke yells disgusted, "What! That is just...........
"For some reason appealing...." Said Sasuke suddenly changing his perspective on life.
"Sakura-Chan!!!" Screams Naruto as he bursts into the room...
"What are you doing here?" Asked....Well....Everyone....
"This is supposed to be mine and Sakura's little love nest." Naruto said with a goofy grin.
"NANI (what)?!?!" Shouted the not yet dead Sakura. Naruto looked up and smiled weakly.
"Oh, hi Sakura-Chan... Fancy meeting you here.... How's it going?"
"Quite well you see i was just about to go take a shower after i stapled my stomach back together....well because ya know i got beat up yet again. Well anyway care to join me?" Sakura asks.
"HELL YEAH SAKURA! But before that. I'll have to get some milk from the milkman." Naruto yells.
So Naruto spurts towards Konoha-Milk-Mall and gets some sweet goat milk. While paying for the milk, Shikamaru runs in, and yells: NARUTO-KUN!!! And Naruto is like: WTF.
So they run towards Iruka-sensei to ask whether they are allowed to shower together with sakura or not. And Iruka is like: WTF. And they run back to the house made of candy deep in the forest where sakura was waiting for a steaming hot bath-session. On the way they see a red hat who's screaming: YO, I AIN'T AFRAID OF THAT PIMPIN' WOLVE. So Naruto pumps her full with his milk.
The milk bought in the Konoha-Milk-Mall that is.
So Naruto and Shikamaru arrive in the sugar/candy/sweet house and kick orochimaru in the oven and close the door behind him. So, let's fry some Orochimaru with Ramen. YEAH.
And orochimaru is like: WTF. IM BOILING.
And so is the water when sakura and Naruto hop in, together with Kakashi. As for Naruto; he has some spare milk
Suddenly...
kakashi jumps up in the air and clings to the ceiling. he extends his arm towards orochimaru and says: spider web go"
just with that orochimaru is tide up in a giant spider web.
kakashi then removes his mask to reviel he is actually peter parker (Spiderman, which explains better the walking on trees)
By: Nathan
[Note: This is an old one. But It is pretty fun.]
