Type: Pokemon
Species: Scolipede
Nature: Douchebag
Ability: Poison Point
Skill Set:
Megahorn
Toxic
Swords Dance
Poison Jab
↯ About ME. ME. ME. ME! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Oh, hey. ... You don't know who I am? That's stupid. Everyone should know who I am!
My name is Colander, and I'm 26. Fourteen years and I'm going to kill myself. 40 is not a good age for me. I live with my trainer, Barn, who trains us hard everyday. I am a staple in his team; combining shining beauty with power - that's me.
Anyway, onto the specifics. I am six foot three and I'm well-fed. All my weight is muscle and hair. On that note, my hair goes down to my waist; it's the best part of me. It's red, like Scolipede armour. I also have two spikes that look like Scolipede horns. I tell you it takes a lot of hairgel to keep them that way, so don't touch them!
My skin is fair and very soft . I make sure to wear a good amount of sunblock so I don't get tan lines. I love the sun, though. The rain does horrors to my hair...
I have 23/20 vision in both eyes; which are green by the way. Red hair and green eyes is just as good as blonde hair and blue eyes - if not better.
See? didn't I tell you I was perfect? Who could argue with this body?
