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Baddicus B itch Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:39 pm
I'm getting bored, and my new Horn section tells jokes at sectionals. So, post jokes here! Nothing racist (though I probably will on accident >.<'') And keep up with ToS.
Are there any good chemistry jokes?
No, all the good ones Argon. (Highlight)
What did Helen Keller say when she got stung by a bee?
"Mruoahu"
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:48 pm
Two men walked into a bar, the third one ducked.
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:18 pm
If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the english language. "I do" is the longest sentence in a man's life.
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:51 pm
A Klondike Bar wonders what it will do for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Baddicus B itch Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:14 pm
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? Their balls are decorative.
Why did Helen Keller get a side of her face burnt? She answered the iron.
Why did both sides get burned? They called back.
What did she say when I said the first joke? Nothing.
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:47 pm
A Chuck Norris, Morgan Freeman, and old spice guy walk into a bar...
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I forgot the rest of the joke, but the punchline is you're ugly.
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:31 pm
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Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:02 pm
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint (Highlight)
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's dead!
How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Not many but it will take about 6 episodes.
What do The Force and Duct Tape have in conmen?
There's a dark side and a light side and they both hold the universe together.
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Baddicus B itch Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:24 pm
What did Goku say to Vegeta?
My hair is longer than yours, I'm just Saiyan.
How many people are dead in the graveyard?
All of them.
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:02 pm
Obama stole my mailbox and Dr.Phill killed my bodyguard and took my car keys and they both drive away
I walked to work and got fired for saying why i was late smile
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:07 pm
How many Naruto characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but they'll go through several story arcs before they're done.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:12 am
How many drum majors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Who knows, nobody watches them anyway.(highlight)
If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada where are the survivors buried?
Nowhere, you don't bury survivors.
What is black and white with red all over?
A penguin with chicken pox.
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:04 pm
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can hear it scream.
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