Welcome to the journal of Mortimer and Matches. As is true of most journals, this one is private and should only be written in by Mortimer, Matches, and their designated friends.
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Interplanetary Criminal's Name: Andre Rolenti
Crime: Kidnapping and Murder.
Date of Sentencing: 5/1/06
Stage: Teenager
Gender: Male
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Skin Color: Pale
Other Distinguishing Features: Two different-sized wings, tail, goat legs, horns.
Interplanetary Criminal's Name: Vitali Neunes
Crime: Ruining the Rosa Annual art display
Date of Sentencing: 4/22/10
Guardian: Mortimer (Patapota)
Stage: Baby
Gender: Male
Eye Color: White?
Hair Color: White fur.
Skin Color: Black.
Other Distinguishing Features: Bunny ears, clawed fingers and toes, stegosaurus tail, just generally odd.
