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Veldrin the Shadow Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:45 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:26 pm
((NOTE: I've been hearing the audience "WHAT?!" the wrestlers for a while, so I decided to include it.))
"I CAN'T USE WHAT I CAN'T ABUSE" coos in as the arena goes back. Purple lights go up on the Titantron. It's "Vow" by Garbage.
"I CAN'T STOP WHEN IT COMES TO YOU."
As the guitar riffs bust in, flashing is everywhere, and as the Titantron plays her video, Cambria comes out, and then runs to the ring. She jumps up on the stairs, and flips over the top rope. She then does her corner pose, beating her breasts and then raising a fist in defiance to the sky.
"From Los Angeles, California, the Feminist Fighter, CAMBRIA....LYNN!"
Cambria takes a mic and looks out on the audience. Some are cheering, some booing. She looks on and says....
"Go ahead, Say your piece. You're only gonna keep me out here longer."
"WHAT?!"
"You know the women's division has become a big joke lately."
"WHAT?!"
"And the matches last little more than a minute or two."
"WHAT?!"
"The matches have become bathroom breaks!"
"WHAT?!"
"And there is no respect backstage on the ladies, of course I'm sure."
"WHAT?!"
"So if you are tired of less than quality matches.."
"WHAT?!"
"And if you are ready for some REAL action from women, I'm here to bring some REAL action to the ring, and some respect for us women!"
"WHAT?!"
"My name is Cambria Lynn, and I am the Feminist Fighter!"
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