MEaSU (Military Exploration and Saboteur Unit)
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Age: *FILE NOT FOUND*
Gender: I appear to be a female.
Race: Gynoid
Homeworld: *DATA IS CORRUPT*
Sector: *INSUFFICIENT DATA DETECTED*
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Hair: Silver/Red
Eyes: Default setting: Red
Height: 5' 7"
Weight: 375 lbs.
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Class: Imperial Explorator/Saboteur
Mod: No DNA...nor flesh for that matter. However, they did modify my personality, as you will see in my data logs.
Implant: The humanoid body is one giant implant. My main Operating System's hardware and software survived the collision, as well as some of my other exploration equipment. Some reprogramming was required, since I no longer have the body of a sailette probe anymore.
Skills: My OS contains all the data required for me to conduct exploration activities. Thanks to this body, I can explore on the ground and inside buildings; no longer stuck to just floating around in space. Afterall, being fully robotic, I can go places where humans would require special equipment. Plus, let us face it, my skills are obviously far superior and accurate.
Because of Imperial reprogramming, they decided to program some saboteur files in addition to equipment. I can effectively use them to disrupt whomever I am ordered to sabotage, so long as those orders come from Imperial officials...or whoever I am programmed to follow blindly like the patriotic drone I am.
Abilities: As mentioned, saboteur and exploration are my main points. This bipedal body allows me to travel the land from a point of view as one of you smelly humans. I suppose that is useful, since you no longer have to use what little brain power you have figuring out satilete images. Lazy apes.
Due to having to sabotage other electronics, I am proficient with computer coding. Since Imperial technology is well kept secret:END SARCASM: I use my own security software and viruses. Afterall, what kind of hacker uses easily racognizable software? Certainly not I.
My processor is able to plan out plans for missions faster than any organic lifeform ever could. With more data, which is easy for me to gather, my plans tend to have higher rates of success.
Other abilities: Because of programs allowing me to learn, and my personality data, I have discovered the way of 'flirting.' Apparently, it comes useful against several males and few females. It is useful for those rare cases I glitch and ended up captured. ...seriously, how else could I, a machine of superier data collection and processing, be captured by humans? A glitch is the obvious answer.
Being a logical thinker, I can think of the logical thing to say with words that could make your tiny brain hurt. Of course, I sometimes lie, as you humans tend to do. But otherwise, I can be quite the persuasive talker...so long as the listener is smart enough to understand me.
I do not know why, but I also found data concerning floral caretaking. I do not know why it is on there. Perhaps it was an unexpected data flow from the potato incident. Either way, I can't help but tend to flowers when I see them. It is almost like a system override and I go sprinting off. I guess everything from my previous personality was not completely deleted.
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Weapons: Since I am not designed for combat, much of my payload is not focused on weapondry. Standard for me are gas gernades. Afterall, breathing is such a useful bodily function: END SARCASM. Every so often, I am given an explosive device, but is intended for sabotage purposes only. Otherwise, my last resort is using my saboteur tools in an unsaboteur manner.
Armor: My outer shell is similar is made of a lightened version of titanium-composite armor. However, this lightened version is somewhat less durable. But sacrifices must be made sometimes.
Other items: I tend to carry discs of several kind, and wire connector for those times I can not hack a machine wirelessly. Not my fault some worlds are primitive compared to me. I also have several tools designed for several sabotage purposes. They're constantly being taken off and replaced, since each mission is different and I can only carry a finite amount of tools.
I also carry this piece of plastic that some how contains data about my funds that I earn. I was given strict orders not to tamper with this data, or else they'll reprogram me as the next prototype gound trooper railgun target.
I always wear civilian clothes, even on missions. I say it is a disguise, but I just find civilian clothes more situationally favorable than a military uniform. Afterall, wouldn't a lost civilian be more likely shown mercy than a lost military personel in enemy territory? My results have shown to be in my favor. And no, none of them have been altered:END LIE SEQUENCE: Did I say that out loud? Ha...ha....
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Uploading data logs...
WARNING: Corruption detected! Some files are damaged...
Proceeding with data playback...
Log 1:
Uploading unknown data...
Data uploaded. Downloading personality data.........complete.
"Space! I wanna go to space! Wanna leave this Earth! Space! I just gotta get there! Is that...that sound, it is! ROCKETS! I'm going to space!"
Entering space hibernation mode.
Will awaken in %& days.
Log 2:
Rebooting...
"Oh...space. Space! I'm in space! So much space! Need to see it all! Gotta move! Gotta scan stuff! Wheeeee!"
Now activating thrusters.
Yay, I can move! SPACE! I can $&*#@ !^*( SPAAAAAAAACE &$@ W$%^!"
WARNING: This data is corrupt. Now skipping to next playable data log...
Log: 322:
"Space! Space. Hey, I'm in space! Hey, I see...a star. It's still dark. There's a star again. Space. Star...star......star. Dark, dark, dark...dark. Getting bored of space. Wanna go home. Wanna go to Earth. Wanna go to Earth. Wanna go to Earth. Wanna go to Earth."
WARNING: Incoming hazard!
"What? Huh?! Ooooooh! What is going on? What is...what is that? It looks like...a rock!"
Unexpected system failure....
Log Unknown:
Now powering up....
"Huh? What? Where am I?"
Detecting audible voice source.
'Wait...it works?! But it's...it's....'
"Why in the hell is my operating systems connected to a damn potato battery?!"
'Woah. That personality reprogramming really did work. Much calmer...somewhat.'
"Get me out before I overload this low voltage body! *bzzzt* Auuuugh!"
'Power down: system code 9 Delta Sigma 909'
"What are you-"
Now powerering down.
Log Unknown:
Unexpected data recongiuration detected. Now returning to previous data configurations...
Now powering up.
Now running scan on current body.
"Where...am I?"
'What is your designation?'
"Designation: Military Exploration and Saboteur Unit. MEaSU. Please to meet you -insert username-."
'I am Lord General Trigurz. What is your programming?'
User I.D. stored.
Scan complete...body identified as: humanoid.
"My programming is to tell you to stay the hell out of my way."
'Pardon?'
"You heard me, fleshbag! I am not some tool for your selfish gain. You will not bind me down like the other machines you have."
Now deleting current programming.
Creating firewall for this data identification.
Now deleting all data from unauthorized source.
://Exempt:Firewall/IMPERIALMILITARY
'Reupload the data.'
Data detected...
Firewall has blocked and deleted this data.
Now performing counter measure.
Electronic explosion detected in area.
'Damn it.'
"Tell you what, since you want me that badly, then why don't we compromise? Something that will work for the both of us?"
'Explain.'
"Explain...what?"
Sighing detected.
'Explain...please?['i]
"Very well. I shall accept most data you wish to upload, without further destruction of any more of your equipment. I shall also act like the patriotic drone you want. Somewhat. In return, I demand you keep all previous data as well. Any violations of this agreement, and this pact will be terminated."
'...fine. I agree to your terms.'
"Excellent, then let us get started."
Firewall now taken down...
Data detected...
Data has been identified and uncompressed...
"Oh look...how to sabotage things. Lucky for you. You made a wise choice, for a human."
Now downloading data...
Complete...
END PLAYBACK
