Either this Gibson Switchmaster (that switch better be five-way, and I might stick a Varitone on there, and maybe replace the pickups, now that I think about it, a Bigsby would look damn fine on this instrument):

or
A solid ash, natural-finish Fender Mustang with an ebony fretboard (abalone inlays), matching headstock veneer and a DiMarzio Tone Zone between the two single-coil pickups (black shell pickguard, black p/u covers, chrome locking Schaller keys, LSR or graphite nut - you can tell I've given this question some thought). If Lee Ranaldo ever gets to make a signature series Mustang...
Now about the picture, what kind of dumbass leaves an instrument like that resting up against the tuning keys? That's awful. The SPCA should confiscate that guitar and give it to someone who will treat it better. Like me. Unless playing the s**t out of it constitutes abuse...