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MEET THE CONTESTANTS: DANI

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JackHorner

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:02 pm


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MEET THE CONTESTANTS:

THE DANI EDITION



I know, the title of her post alludes that she might not be Dani. She might be some other blonde broad in a blue bikini. Why does it say not Dani? Well...Dani might have been drunk at the time, and she doesn't remember forking over her pannies to the greater good of the Nexus.

But she did.

I have proof. Lemme find it...

I took a picture.

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OH WAIT. WHAT IS THAT? GOOD THING I CENSORED IT WITH MY SUNGLASSES. NO WAY WERE WE DOING ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR.

Oh well, so much for me finding that picture.

ANYWAY, you guys should bid on Dani, and let me tell you why.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:02 pm


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Soooo...let me tell you more about Dani.

Dani is a ballerina, which makes her super flexible. Ballerinas can do crazy s**t.

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Oops. Not that kind of crazy. More like ...

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BAM! CHECK OUT MY LEG OVER MY HEAD. Super flexible. Imagine the positions you can try.

Also, I think she's a hentai star. I mean, I didn't IMDB her or anything, but I found some pictures where silver tentacles are all up in her business.

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"POCKY KAWAII KOI KAWAII NEKO NEKO GOMEN ARIGATO!"

Whoa, what is going on there Miss Dani?

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"Yay! SilverTentaci-kun is here for fun times!"

Sometimes, it even buys her jewelry.

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Or maybe it just ejaculated on her arm. You can never tell with tentacle sex beasts.


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JackHorner

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:03 pm


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AND HOW COULD I FORGET.

THE MOST IMPORTANT FACT OF ALL.

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LESBIANS.


Man. I could sure use a cup of coffee right now.

A cup of coffee from LESBO CAFE.


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:05 pm


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SO...IF YOU'RE INTO HENTAI AND BALLERINAS I THINK I FOUND YOUR GIRL.

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Whoa girl, your grammar.

Well, she can't talk when she has a silver tentacle in her mouth, right guys?


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JackHorner

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