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MEET THE CONTESTANTS: SHE- HULK

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JackHorner

PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:11 pm


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MEET THE CONTESTANTS:

THE SHE-HULK EDITION



There's a She-Hulk in your closet, open up and set her free ARGHOOOOOO!

What? Don't tell me you don't think of that song every time you hear her name. That's a bold-faced lie.

Anyway, She-Hulk has been kind enough to donate her HUMONGOUS bra for the auction. It's huge.

And why is that you may ask? Well, let me show you.

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BABOOM.

That's the perkiest DD I have ever seen. And my mom always told me to eat my greens because they're healthy for me. Of course, we never knew about green people. And I know some people might be like, "Whoooa...a green person?" but whatever. That's closed minded and racist. There's plenty of green people out there getting some.

Oh, also, She-Hulk is like...a lawyer or librarian or something. So, if you're into that, cool.



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:13 pm


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SO, I HEARD YOU MIGHT WANT MORE CONVINCING.

SHE-HULK IS A FETISHIST.

Seriously, she's into all sorts of crazy stuff.

LIBRARIAN FETISH:

Some people dig hot,nerdy chicks.

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BABY FETISH:

Here she is crawling at you like a baby.

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CHOKING:

She'll even let you choke her in her bra and pannies.

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Craziest of all she's into...

MARRIAGE:

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OMG SHE-HULK. YOU SO CRAZY.


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JackHorner


JackHorner

PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:14 pm


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BONUS BUY:

That's right. This is a bonus buy. I'm throwing in a couple extra green people for you for those green fetishists.

This is a big, green, package deal.

I GIVE YOU:

HULKLING!

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That's right. I'm tossing in a little extra jailbait whose butt you can squeeze.

HE CAN SMASH STUFF WITH TEENAGE ANGST:

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AND LOOK TO THE SKY IN BEMUSED WONDER:

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Plus, 70% of the time he looks like a normal kid:

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And I know there's people who are mad into green skinned types. In fact, I was just talking to some little green dude the other night, and he was all "Blah blah I have three girlfriends, a wife, and a boyfriend." Little dude gets it on all Brother Sisters Wife style.

You know what? I'll throw him in too. Why not? Triple your lap dancing pleasure.

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He's really smart or whatever.

And he looks like kind of a d**k. See, here:

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BWA HA HA I IZ IMPERVIOUZ TO UR LAZER BEAMZ.

Like, just get shot you p***k.

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I AM A HUUUUGE NERD.

But, chicks and dudes seem to dig it.

SO THAT IS THREE FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.

Can't pass that up, now can you?



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:15 pm


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FINALLY:

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She-hulk has the best "b***h please" face..


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JackHorner


JackHorner

PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:09 pm


Think about it: 3 green people gyrating on your knees.
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