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MEET THE CONTESTANTS: ZINDA BLAKE

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JackHorner

PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:26 pm


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MEET THE CONTESTANTS:

THE ZINDA BLAKE EDITION



OK. I think you guys should seriously get to know the people you're bidding on, and why I think you should bid on them. What kind of a host would I be if I didn't do this? Think of it as a meet and greet.

So first off. Zinda Blake.

She's in uniform. Men love a woman in uniform, especially when it includes a skirt. A short skirt.

A man wouldn't even have to lay on his back to look up that. You could just tie a shoelace and BAM upskirt.

It's a beautiful favor she's doing us folks.

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Hello boys, let's join the Mile High Club.

AND LOOK AT THOSE LEGS.

A mile long.

A. MILE. LONG.

I think that's her superpower. Really long legs, let's her walk fast and kick really far.

I think she flies a plane too, but ... who cares about that part, right?


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:27 pm


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SO, I HEARD YOU MIGHT WANT MORE CONVINCING.

Fine. I present to you EXHIBIT A:

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I present to you, Zinda in a bathing suit being hoisted by a buff female. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE BUFF WOMAN. We have a buff woman of our own, and you can bid on her.

You can even bid on them both. Package deal, watch her bench press Zinda all night.

Maybe while wearing their pannies.

And nothing else.

EXHIBIT B:

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I found these in Zinda's room.

Naughty naughty, right?

It's always the quiet ones.


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JackHorner


JackHorner

PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:28 pm


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Any other selling point Zinda?

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Now you're talkin'. That's my kinda girl.


To bid on Zinda, pm me.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:43 pm


King Orin
Would she be willing to come live in Atlantis with me?


Yes.

JackHorner


JackHorner

PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:03 pm


ONLY MEN WHO CAN'T HANDLE A STRONG WOMAN ABSTAIN FROM BIDDING ON ZINDA.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:13 pm


YOU WOULD BE CRAZY NOT TO BID ON SUCH A FINE SPECIMEN OF A WOMAN.

Wallace P Wells


JackHorner

PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:18 pm


EVEN WALLACE IS ATTRACTED TO HER FEMININE WILES.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:59 am


IF YOU'RE FANCY AN' YOU BID ON ME, I'M GONNA BRING WITH MY BIG BUDDY CREOTE WITH AND YOU CAN ENJOY HIS BIG FANCY RUSSIAN BOXERS T'BOOT.

Zinda Blake


Wallace P Wells

PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:26 pm


...male creote?
PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:33 pm


Wallace P Wells
...male creote?


Uh...yeah. Sure. Male Creote.

JackHorner

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