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Alright,this will sound rather weird to you guys but think of this.
What if all of the conspiracies that you guys have mention was a conspiracy set up by the government? They were trying to make themselves seem all powerful or gave the public false information to make people like you seem like you knew what was going on but in reality they are just making you look like a dumbass to the public.


Sounds like the *SPOILERS* plot to the South Park episode about the mystery of "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce"...

Except with almost barely noticeable differences that I honestly don't know how to explain...

But yeah in the end of the South Park episode, I'm pretty sure that if I remember it correctly... George W. Bush actually openly and blatantly admitted that they were doing it to give the illusion that the government was engaging in conspiracies on purpose even though they really weren't...

EDIT:

Actually, I can just write up a transcript of what was said in the episode because I was able to find a copy laying around on the internet for free viewing...

TRANSCRIPT:



Bush: "Boys, ya' don't understand... people need to THINK we're all powerful -- that we control the world... If they knew we weren't in charge of 9/11, then.. we appear to control nothing..."

Kyle: "Why won't you just tell people the truth?"

Bush: "We do that, too... --And most people believe the truth." *music abruptly stops playing in ridiculous way* "--But 1/4th* of the population is retarded!"

(END SPECIFIC TRANSCRIPT)

* = (one/forth as in 25% of the population)

Don't believe me that the episode actually had that in it? Here's a link:

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s10e09-mystery-of-the-urinal-deuce (Don't forget to skip to the end...)

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...I honestly don't care about a one world government. I just want this world and everything in it to burn.


...and I guess you are useless huh?


Why'd you make this thread then?

Sounds like you're just doing that to see if people give certain types of reactions.

And the ones that give *CERTAIN TYPES* of reactions pretty much just fail (as if this were a test) and the ones that display/give *other* certain reactions pretty much pass the test. --But pretty much most reactions are all automatically failing, but some failing reactions are worse than other failing reactions...

(In other words you're profiling to find out who in the guild believes in the conspiracy stuff and who doesn't)

And what the heck is up with this poll?... What does that have to do with the guild?... (You're referring to that Avatar cartoon show on Nickelodeon, right?)

Strange: The first post in this thread is serious. The poll in this thread doesn't seem to be serious or relevant. But the original poster's reply to the first reply to the original post was... not expected?? As if the OP was in a certain mood, mindset, emotional state etc when writing the original post but when they were writing the reply, it totally morphed into something else...

The the overall vibe of the first original post of this thread seemed to contradict the overall vibe of the original poster's reply in this thread to someone else's reply to the original post in a way I do not know how to explain...

So therefor neither of the 2 overall vibes were genuine and both were only put on in order to profile or evaluate any responding guild members opinions and mindsets? Especially those that responded to the poll? Especially since you contradict yourself by having a serious sounding post but a non-serious sounding poll and then people don't even take a moment to think that it's actually a reoccurring thing to have a post talking about conspiracy theories but then to have a weird poll inside of the thread that has a whacky question in it (or whatever..) that doesn't even make sense...

You're being serious and non-serious at the same time by having the serious post but the non-serious poll...

Sounds like you have a two different simultaneously contradicting intentions at the same time...

1. to get to the bottom of all this in an honest legitimate attempt to make logical sense out of all this conspiracy stuff to finally figure out once and for all if it's true or not

and

2. to put a nonsensical poll right in front of our face which is basically a way of saying:

"LOLOLOL you suckers don't even realize that I'm mocking you RIGHT NOW, right in front of you, by having this nonsensical poll right above my SEEMINGLY serious first post... Yet you still think that I'm actually honestly trying to have a legitimate debate, no matter how much I am deliberately misleading you all to think that I am indirectly implying it. I'm NOT here to, even for 1 single solitary second, CONSIDER the possibility of you being right, but step right up and try because with me, you will fail no matter what."




Seriously you just admitted that you're basically here to:

See what others have to say. You will never change your OWN opinion on things, that is NOT the goal -- you freakin' SAID that's not even the goal:

You said the goal was:



Step 1:
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I like to hear other people's opinion,


Step 2:
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then try and argue with it if I can


Potentially May or May Not Be Step 3:
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or wait until the next day to argue with it.


I don't think you said anything about changing what you believe...




But at the same time, after looking at your other posts in this thread, you do engage in "hypothetical" thinking and seeming "What-If?"s

...Playing along with us as if it was some type of game...

But I don't see any sign of you truly believing it....

But if it's all completely 100% bullshit CONFIRMED fake beyond the shadow of a doubt and beyond controversy etc etc etc then why do you even make any effort to communicate with people who are past the point of no return and will never believe otherwise than thinking/believing that a bunch of events and things etc are a conspiracy?! For amusement purposes?!

They're never gonna' change their mind; so what's the logic in it?!

Reverse engineering all conversations and viewpoints and knowledge etc that these people put forth in order to prevent people from also irreversibly taking on these viewpoints in the future and also becoming past the point of no return and no other opinion except for a certain opinion that is not changeable by any influence what so ever? Because if it WAS all fake and bullshit and mental illness and insanity and delusion etc. then supposedly people WOULD be better off knowing and thinking what the TRUE truth was... now wouldn't they?... Because what's the good in believing nothing but lies?

LET ME REPEAT THAT:

If everyone in the world believed in nothing but lies, then wouldn't it make the world a better place if everyone was made to believe what the true truth was so that they did not think lies anymore?

But of course, in this situation, then we, the "conspiracy theorist" are the ones who believe the lies, and you would be the one putting forth the true truth in order to make us also believe the truth.

But again: What's up with wanting to see the world (and everything in it) burn? Was that some kind of "say something provocative to see the other person's reaction" type of thing?..... If you really want to see the world burn than how are you more logical than we are? By the way: Aren't you just ripping off that batman movie "The Dark Knight"?



But screw most of what I just said above:

In an even more complex way, this is an even bigger mockery because it is like saying:

"You pathetic fools, don't you realize that attempting to communicate with me is futile? But I will never tell you this, and you will either have to A. realize this immediately or B. figure it out the hard way, but no matter what I will never admit this fact to you. If you talk to me then you automatically DESERVE to have your time wasted, and also, if you interacting with me somehow hurts you mentally or physically or ruins your future, then you automatically DESERVE for it to happen... But no matter what, you even acknowledging my very EXISTENCE will only lead to negativity NO MATTER WHAT and by therefor doing so, you DESERVE it for even daring to bother, and you therefor fail this test."

It is the ultimate tar baby except a normal tar baby will get you into a world of hurt by touching it...

But THIS ultimate tar baby will get you into an infinite existence of hurt with infinite MULTIPLE universes, dimensions, realms AND planes for all infinite eternity and you do not even need to touch it, you only need to acknowledge that it exists, and once you do, then you automatically "deserve" the punishment that you are oblivious about, simply because that is the way things are.


Making you believe anything different, by using this message board (forum) to do so, is absolutely futile, despite this forum's potential, Extuis.

I know that any attempt will result in failure, and I knew that before I even made this post. I could have a 50 page argument and it wouldn't do anything... No matter what I do it will be invalid.