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So birth control is pretty ******** awesome

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Oh yeah,
  I guess that whole not getting pregnant thing is pretty cool too
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La Traviata

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 2:31 pm


I'm seriously having the best period ever right now. The few cramps I had last night were barely noticeable, my flow is light enough for me to wear pads without turning my pants into a complete mess, and I've had no migraines or sudden mood swings. I don't think I've ever been this happy to have a period. :D
PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:24 pm


I'm seriously considering taking my credit card to my gyno and saying "look, no insurance, charge whatever, just rip it the ******** out". Or begging for a uterine ablation. I don't need my uterus anymore. There's no need for this perimenopause s**t. And why does it start in your thirties anyway? Why can't it just be menopause, and call it a hormonal ********? Nooo, we get 10 years of gearing up for hormonal ********, with mini quack ******** instead.

Arianah


Xiporah

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:34 am


I do miss having a shorter period, but mine almost stopped my periods all together, which just freaked me out and I had sexual side effects.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:36 pm


I love being on birth control. I'll be like "hey, isn't it about time for my period?" and then I'll have little tiny cramps that are basically saying "oh yeah, it's that time again, just wanted to let you know~" and then three days later, I'm done bleeding. It's awesome.

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chinotenshi

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:23 pm


Undecidability
I love being on birth control. I'll be like "hey, isn't it about time for my period?" and then I'll have little tiny cramps that are basically saying "oh yeah, it's that time again, just wanted to let you know~" and then three days later, I'm done bleeding. It's awesome.
s**t, if I could have three-day periods I'd be so happy.

Even on birth control I still have a 5-day period. Granted it's better than my 7-8 period from before I started it, but damn 3 days would be nice.
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