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 Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:23 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:24 pm
Kuu:-punt out Azzy-
Azzy: -with wide eyes he flails- O_O?!
Mouse: oO *Hides*
Azzy: -tilts his head- Zzuu?
Mouse: *Pokes his head out from where he's hiding to look at Azzy* Notta zoo; a scary place. >.>
Azzy: ..Zuuu o-o Riiil! -clutches onto his tail and stares at Mouse-
Mouse: *Blinks and smiles a little at Azzy* Can you talk okay? You sound more ascared than me! XD
Azzy: -clings tightly to the tail- Zuuzuu o wo
Mouse: *Blinks and edges still closer until he's less than a foot away from Azzy* I guess you can't talk much, huh? Can you say your name, or IS Zuuzuu your name? o3o
Azzy: -shakes his head and rolls on his ball before flopping off and shaking his head, furrowing his brows- Aa... aaazzzuuuy..?
Mouse: *Speaks along slowly* Aaa......zuey?
Azzy: -shakes his head, frustratedly- Zzz..zzzyy!
Mouse: AZZZZY! XD
Azzy: -nods quickly with a smile- Aazz!
Mouse: *Bounces up and down* Azzy! Azzy! Azzy! blaugh
Azzy: ZuuzuuZuu!! -he rolls around on his tail- o wo
Mouse: *Giggles* You have a funny tail! whee
Azzy: -wiggles his tail and then rolls off it- Azzu o wo?
Mouse: *Giggles* Can you bounce on it too? 83
Azzy: -nods quickly and begins bouncing on his tail- >u<
Mouse: *Cheers and claps his hands* I want a bouncy tail! blaugh
Azzy: O.O -pushes his tail to Mouse-
Mouse: O3O *Reaches out to take the tail and slightly squishes it between his hands* Like a bouncy ball! XD
Azzy: lets out a noise from the squish but nods his head quickly Zuuzzzy!!
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:07 pm
Nicanor: Miiiiiinion. MINION! *screeching with his hands cupped around his mouth* MINION, WHERE ARE YOU? YOU MISSED WEEKS OF TRAINING!! I am most displeased!
Azzy: -peeks his head out slowly, from his ball-
Nicanor: *notices Azzy's head poking out from behind his giant tail, and points a finger furiously at him* MINION. I am deeply, soul-crushingly unhappy with you, and therefore you must be punished!
Azzy: -yelps and lets out a sob, moving to hide behind his tail again-
Nicanor: NO! Accept your punishment like a man!! *tackles the thing, butt-wings tails flapping*
Azzy: -flails and falls back, his ball tail bouncing- ; ^;
Nicanor: *tries to grab the tail and punch it* DD8<
Azzy: -hides under his hands as the tail bounces back at him-
Nicanor: WRAGH! How dare you defy me, minion!?Azzy:-flails- Zzu!! Rill, Azzuu!! ; ^^;
Azzy:-flails- Zzu!! Rill, Azzuu!! ; ^^;
Nicanor: *grabs the tail again and tries to smack Azzy with it in the midst of his wailing* DDD:<
Azzy: -smacked by it-... ; AAAAAA;
Nicanor: *smacksmacksmacksmack along with more, "YOU ARE A LAZY MINION" admonishments. He eventually stops, panting, after about ten minutes* DDDX *huff, huff* Have you learned!? Have you learned?
Azzy: ... ;___; -wibbling- Zuuuuuriiiilllll -blows water at Nicanor-
Nicanor: AGH! *smacks him with his own tail yet again* YOU HAVE NOT! D:<
Azzy: -flails and clings to his tail- ZZUU! Azzu...
Nicanor: *looks about ready to smack him with his tiny fists, but he furrows his brows and plops himself down to sit across from him, glaring* This is getting us nowhere! Now, listen, minion! My job is to train you so you can be a competent vassal! Your job is to actually be there for that! *huffs* And if I am not present for your training, your other job is to find me and make sure my body hasn't been eaten, dissected, mauled, or otherwise murdered. And then you must cremate me. Is that understood?!
Azzy: .... -stares at him above his tail and look horrified. It had grown slowly on his face.-
Nicanor: Nod for yes, minion!
Azzy: -lets out a whimper but nods?!-
Nicanor: Thaaaat's a good minion. *pets his head* Yeees. NOW. Your training will begin with the basics-- responding to my commands! I am the great Nicanor, and you will listen only to me! Got that?!
Azzy: ..... Z--zz-z-zuuu ;---;?
Nicanor: GOOD. Hold up your right hand! *raises his own*
Azzy: ... -raises his left!?-
Nicanor: ... NOT good. NO. *slaps that hand down and jerks his other one up* Repeat after me! I pledge allegiance to the Overlord, of the united sovereignty of Unova. I am also planning to conquer Sinnoh. Maybe Hoenn. Kanto and Johto can suck it. NEVER GO THERE.
Azzy: -shakes as he holds the hand up-.... Z-z-zuu..?
Mouse: *Edges over to the other two youngsters* Whatchoo doin'? oO
Nicanor: You pledge allegiance? GOOD. *yelps at hearing another voice, whirling around to point a finger accusingly at the Cyndaquil* YOU! Do not sneak up on the Overlord!!
Azzy: Z-Zuu!!....-his ears twitch at Mouse's voice and he peers over there- Zuu?
Mouse: *Squeaks and jumps back with a brief burst of flame licking at his back and leaving the air smelling of burned leather* I didn't mean to! DX
Nicanor: *scrunches his nose as he sniffs at the air, then he suddenly brightens and practically stabs his finger into Mouse's chest* YOU'RE A CYNDAQUIL! *pulls back and looks between Azzy and Mouse, then starts cackling* YES! A fire and a water type minion! This is a perfect start!
Azzy: -blinks and looks between them, his ears flop-
Mouse: *Flinches and then looks puzzled* A perfect start to what? oO
Nicanor: My new world order!! *claps a hand on Azzy's head* This one is my first minion! You shall be my second!
Azzy: 0disappears when he let's go-
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:10 am
Nicanor: Fear feels good, minion. You will learn this someday. >:3
Azzy: *tears* ;___;
Alphonse: *rolls his eyes* It is better to be feared than loved? Bollocks.
Nicanor: I don't know what bollocks are but your first statement spoke the truth!!
Azzy: ... *scuttled away* ;^;
Nicanor: Minion!!
Azzy: *jolted and runs away quickly* ;^^;
Nicanor: Gaaah! *scrambles after him*
Alphonse: And there is your first lesson in how very wrong you are!
Azzy: Z-zuuu!!
Nicanor: *runs faster at the mocking superiority in Alphonse's tone* I'LL SHOW YOU, YA FAIRY!!
Alphonse: Oh, like I haven't heard that one before.
Azzy: *screams and hides behind his tail*
Nicanor: *tackles the tail again, but instead punching him, he clutches tightly at it and hisses* Listen, minion, I need help! This place does things to me! I can't conquer it alone!
Azzy: *yelps, his lip wibbling before he peers up* R-rill...
Nicanor: *one arm leaves the tail as his hand goes up to Azzy's arm, clutching at that instead, and there appears to be a small chain of orange light glinting in his hand just before he touches Azzy and gives him some of his energy... Nicanor goes on whispering heatedly,* I can help you, too!
Azzy: *he blinks quickly at this, was about ready to pull his arm away before staring at him with wide eyes* Zuu, zuuril?
Nicanor: I can keep you healthy all the time, and I can make you strong! *that energy rush feels... a little invigorating, and very warm where Nicanor's hand still holds on to him* So you have to help me!
Azzy: *he still looks hesitant, his brows furrowing, and ears twitching lightly* Uuuuu...
Nicanor: What've you got to lose, anyway?
Azzy: *and he flails now, eyes tearing and he points at his tail with hysterical Azurill cries, and pointing at some of his bruises*
Nicanor: *blinks as he looks at this, but then sighs and puts his hand lightly on those areas to transfer energy through there; perhaps it's not quite healing them, but the warm sensation lessens some of the pain* The road of minions is tough! You would've gotten hurt even without me-- at least with me I can make you stronger!
Azzy: *he sniffles up a big booooger and rubbing the tears away from his eyes* Azurill.
Nicanor: I don't have any tissues on me, minion >:c *holds out his unmarked sleeve instead and rubs his face* So, will you join me as my number one?
Azzy: *sniffles some more, but seems to calm down and nods slightly*
Nicanor: That's what I wanted to hear! *stands up and tugs Azzy up with him* Now show me the cafeteria, I'm starving!
Azzy: *continues to sniffle, blinking and shaking his head* Zuuzuril..?
Nicanor: ... You don't know where it is?
Azzy: *shakes his head more*
Nicanor: *glances at Alphonse, who has been watching them with a raised brow and his arms crossed-- first he sticks his tongue out at him, then he speaks imperiously* You! Show us where the cafeteria is!
Alphonse: Hmph. I don't know why you would want to go there, the chef is only occasionally serviceable.
Nicanor: We are hungry! My tummy commands you!
Alphonse: *looks disbelieving, and opens his mouth as if to say no... but he glances at Azzy, then sighs and turns to walk ahead of them* Come along then.
Nicanor: That's a good minion. You shall be minion number three >:3 *follows him*
Alphonse: *mutters* Not bloody likely.
Azzy: *scuttled behind them both silently*
(When they reach the cafeteria, the food looks and smells delicious)
Alphonse: *drawls* Oh. It seems he's in a good mood today. How fortuitous.
Nicanor: *rushes up to the food and immediately tries to take some*
Azzy: *looks up at Alphonse an blinks* Zuu?
Alphonse: His cooking depends on his mood.
Azzy: .... Uuu. *nods in understanding and goes to peer at the food, salivating at how wonderful it smells... Most of it is cheesy though.*
Nicanor: *grabbing a bit of everything*
Alphonse: *after putting on a pair of plastic gloves, he only orders two things -- cheesy crepes and fondue*
Azzy: *he only gets.... Cheese and crackers.*
Nicanor: *when they go to a table, Nicanor shoves one of his cheeseburgers at Azzy* Eat more, minion! You won't get bigger if you don't eat!
Azzy: *grimaces at it and shakes his head*
Nicanor: You don't like meat?! *bites into the burger and chews it almost violently* Meat is delicious!
Alphonse: You're eating a Miltank. I hope you're happy.
Azzy: *lets out a horrified scream from this*
Nicanor: ... *looks almost horrified himself until he suddenly regains his smirk* I HAVE EATEN BOUFFALANTS. *narrows his eyes and hisses* This is nothiiiiing.
Alphonse: *looks back and forth from Azzy to Nicanor, then raises a brow* Well, then. *mouths to Azzy, 'He's lying.'*
Azzy: ....... Q______Q
Nicanor: Ahahaha!! *tries to keep eating the burger, but slowly* ...
Azzy: *tries to push the burger out of his hand*
Nicanor: ... You're right, minion. I have more food to eat. *quickly grabs something else and noms on that*
Alphonse: *snorts* ...
Azzy: *sniffs and nibbles on his cracker as he keeps pushing that burger out of sight*
(And Nicanor does seem to ignore it in favor of the rest of the huge pile. Alphonse only stays until he finishes eating; after primly wiping his hands and mouth and tossing out the used pair of gloves, he excuses himself.)
Alphonse: I'm confident you lot will be well enough without me. I really can't stand to stay here another minute.
Azzy: *tilts his head and watches Alphonse* Zuuzuzu?
Alphonse: *throws a disparaging look at their surroundings* This cafeteria is hardly in good enough condition to breathe in, let alone eat.
Nicanor: *after swallowing a mouthful of pie* Next week is training for you, minion number three! Be there or I will find you.
Alphonse: *rolls his eyes, but gives Azzy a small wave before walking off, antennae twitching*
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:11 am
(And the screaming is very easy to find, as Alphonse said. It seems Nicanor is training Azzy.)
Analys: *she hurries towards the noise and peeks in at this*
Nicanor: NO, minion! FASTER! You have to do it FASTER!
Azzy: *flails and let's out a whine* Zuuu!! Azuril..
Analys: ... *she nods, now understanding what he meant*
Nicanor: DO IT AGAIN!
Alphonse: I hate to interrupt your 'training' session here, but I urgently need to speak to Azzy for a few moments.
Nicanor: NO. WE'RE BUSY!
Azzy: *looks pleadingly to Alphonse* Zuu! *tries to move towards him*
Analys: *while Analys looks interested in Nicanor's outfit* What is that cloth made out of-- why do you have such a pattern on one sleeve?
Alphonse: *grits his teeth and strides over to grab Azzy's hand* I -beg your pardon-, but it will only take a couple of minutes. *quickly pulls Azzy away*
Nicanor: HEY-- ... What? Who are you? *squints* You look really slippery. I command you not to touch me!
Azzy: *sobs happily, because he probably has some bruises on him from trainig*
Analys: *but she touches him anyway, tugging at his ears, wings, clothes and etc.* This feels so smooth, and new! You take care of your clothing? Why does it feel so hot near you, are you like Alphonse?
Alphonse: What the bloody hell is he trying to do to you?
Nicanor: *flails and waves his tiny fists at her* STOP IT, SLIMY DRAGON MINION!
Azzy: *and he motions to all sorts of weird attacks and let's out noises of frustration and sobs at the end of it all.*
Analys: *pokes around his back now* So interesting and these... What are these? *pulls at the butt wings*
Alphonse: You poor sod. *glances back at Analys, then back to Azzy* Well, Analys will keep him preoccupied, for now...
Nicanor: AAAGH! DO NOT TOUCH THE GREAT NICANOR'S WINGS!
Azzy: *sniffles and wipes his eyes, and blinking out the tears before he tilts his head at Alphonse,* Zzuu Zuurl?
Analys: *pulls at them more* Wings! they have feathers, could I get some? I can make some great accessories out of them!
Alphonse: *hands Azzy a plain napkin* I wanted to ask if you were willing to spare any clothing... Do you have anything other than that outfit?
Nicanor: NO! NO YOU MAY NOT, MINION! *tries to flap them... Which probably loosens some feathers anyway*
Azzy: *whips his face with then and sniffles more, then tilts his head again* Rill, Zuu.. Zuuril Azzu?
Analys: *and she happily takes them and looks them over* You should give me more loose feathers!!
Alphonse: Black would be perfect, actually! It's all I need. I can't stand the cold, so I asked Analys to make a thicker coat for me... She requires more materials to do so, of course.
Nicanor: *the feathers are soft and seem to curl at the ends, and Nicanor fumes* Then you will have to stay for training! That will be your reward!
Azzy: *he nods quickly and takes off his shirt to give to Alphonse* Zuurill rill Zuu!
Analys: *she smiles and pats his head* You're cute. Thank you for the feathers, I'll make something for you.
Alphonse: *seems startled, hesitantly taking the shirt... but he mumbles,* Are you sure you want to do that around -him-?
Nicanor: *is about to yell at her until he comprehends what she just said, then looks contemplatively at his clothes* Hmmm. I would say the Great Nicanor has impeccable fashion sense, but more clothes wouldn't hurt. You will be my designer minion!
Azzy: *blinks innocently* Zuuril Azurii?
Analys: *pats his head more and laughs* I'll bring it to you when I'm done. *shuffles back to Alphonse while staring at the feathers* These are cute.
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:13 am
(Alphonse has been avoiding the courtyard recently, thanks to a certain... incident, and he's peering warily into the cafeteria, trying to see the menu for today... And Azzy seems alone today, sitting at a table and wiggling his legs, while drawing on a piece of paper..)
Alphonse: *wrinkles his nose when he sees the food, then catches sight of Azzy and strides over to his table, a faint but rather friendly smile on his face* Azzy?
Azzy: -he looks up quickly, the ears flopping and then perking up- Zuu!!
Alphonse: *looks somewhat taken aback, but he moves to sit down* Oh? You think we're friends?
Azzy: Zuuu, zuuzu?
Alphonse: I... yes. *smiles a little more, and as he puts some plastic gloves on, he pats Azzy's head very lightly* Yes, of course we are.
Azzy: -smiles widely and goes back to drawing a crude picture- Zuuuuzuu, Azuuuril
Alphonse: *looks down at the picture*
(It's a picture of.. Nicanor? cackling and Azzy behind him, looking all small and on his ball)
Alphonse: *lets out a snort* Your picture looks wonderful. How has that little brat been treating you lately, anyway?
Azzy: -his tail bounces agains thte floor as he looks up at Alphonse- Zuu! Zurill!
Alphonse: *raises his brows* Honestly? He isn't hurting you anymore?
Azzy: -nodsnods- Zurill, Zuu.
Alphonse: *glances down at Azzy's arms, and he nods* ... Well. I suppose he isn't completely hopeless after all.
Azzy: -tilts his head- Zuu?
Alphonse: I was worried, when I saw what he was like.
Azzy: ... Zuu.
Alphonse: *his lips quirk slightly* But, well, as long as you like him and he's not hurting you, I won't say anything more.
Azzy: -blinks and then thinks of something- Zuuril Zuu?
Alphonse: Ah, I'm thinking of getting something to eat. I don't want to touch it directly, though, I spent so long disinfecting my hands...
Azzy: -stares blankly-... Zuu?
Alphonse: They were dirty... *wrinkles his nose*
Azzy: ... Zuuril.
Alphonse: Yes.
Azzy: .... Zuuuuuriiiil.
Alphonse: *hesitantly glances at the menu again* Do you want anything?
Azzy: -shakes his head and doodles Alphonse now- Zuu!
Alphonse: *looks back at him, and bites back a smile as he sees this* I'll be right back then...Azzy: -he nods and smiles back, before doodling more and humming-
Alphonse: *stares at the buffet table* ...
(CHEESE)
Alphonse: ... When did that get there? *brightens and takes some*
(Then Alphonse goes back to their table, looking pleased with this turn of events.)
Azzy: -and he's happily looking over the crude picture- c:
Alphonse: *smiling quite a bit more than he normally manages, and as he sets his cheese down, he pets Azzy's head* That's really quite lovely, Azzy~ How did you know I liked cheese so much?
Azzy: ... -looks at the cheese, shrugs and giggles- Zuu!!
Alphonse: *lets out a laugh, petting him a bit more before turning to his cheese* Will you show that to Nicanor?
Azzy: -nodsnods- Zuu! Zuu zuzuril...
Alphonse: If he doesn't, tell me, and I will hurt him. :<
Azzy: -giggles and nods- Zuuril >w< Thank you <3
Alphonse: You're quite welcome :< *eats his cheesy goodness daintily*
Azzy: -watches this curiously now-
Alphonse: *after a few moments, and after wiping his mouth, he glances at Azzy* Are you sure you don't want some?
Azzy: -he shakes his head- Zuu! -but continues staring- No!
Alphonse: Suit yourself! *goes back to eating, and despite his constant pausing to wipe, he seems very hungry*
Azzy: Zuuzurill zuu?
Alphonse: If they have any. I didn't see anything else that looked as... edible.
Azzy: -he nods at this- Zuu... Zuurill zuu?
Alphonse: Yes, please.
Azzy: -stands up, clings to his tail... puts the picture next to Alphonse before that, and scuttles off quickkly-
Alphonse: *smiles and looks at the picture again* What a cute kid.
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:38 am
(... And then he stomps off with a yell to find Azzy and tell him about this development.)
Nicanor: -- And she said I wanted to -embrace- them!! Can you believe that?! D<
Azzy: Zuu oxo
Nicanor: I know! It's ridiculous!
Azzy: Zuu, Zuurill!
Nicanor: *grumbles* The only one that's ever hugged me was Lacey!
Azzy: Zuuuz?
Nicanor: She took care of me back in Unova :<
Azzy: ... Zzuzu?
Nicanor: *waves a hand* Another country! Nice place. I'll conquer it as soon as we take over the Asylum.
Azzy: -blinks- ... Zuuuuuuuu.
Nicanor: Anyway, I've never hugged anyone else! So I can't... -want- to... D:
Azzy: .... -shuffles and hugs him- Zu ono?
Nicanor: *freezes up and flushes* W-w-what do you think you're doing, minion!?
Azzy: -pulls away quickly and cowers- Zuuurill ; A;
Nicanor: No! I'm not -mad-, I'm... confused! That's it!
Azzy: -sniffles- Z-zuu ;o;?
Nicanor: *looks away, but holds out his arms* Try it again.
Azzy: -sniffles and shuffles towards him- Azuu..
Nicanor: It's fine, minion.
Azzy: -holds out his arms- ; o;
Nicanor: ... What?! You want me to come to you?
Azzy: -nods his head quickly-
Nicanor: *grumbles but walks into his arms and leans against him*
Azzy: -hesitates but hugs him- ;w;?
Nicanor: ... H-hmph. You're not as cold as I thought you would be.
Azzy: -blinks at this and shakes his head- Zuurill.
Nicanor: *slowly wraps his arms around as him in return* Hmm...
Azzy: -blinks and sniffs up a booger- Zuuzu?
Nicanor: *lets out a sigh... and then abruptly pulls away from him, coughing and blushing furiously*
Azzy: -shocked and tilts his head before clining to his tail- Zuuzuz?
Nicanor: I-I-I feel... *cough* Very ill, minion! I must return to my room! *coughcough* Seeyoulatergocarryoutmywillbye. *runs*
Azzy: ...Zuu..? -waves-
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 6:54 pm
Nicanor: I WOULD BOMB THIS PLACE SO HARD AND FAST THEY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO THINK STRAIGHT!
Alphonse: ... That sounds decidedly wrong.
Azzy: ... Zuuu. -nods his head quickly-
Alphonse: *puts his gloved hands over Azzy's ears* Come along, before he taints you.
Azzy: Zuu?!
Nicanor: WHAT?! He's my minion! I need him to be untainted!
Alphonse: That also sounds wrong.
Azzy: ....... ZUU.
Alphonse: Do you want him to be pure and virginal, too, you blithering pervert?!
Nicanor: YES-- I mean no-- wait, what?!
Alphonse: I'VE HEARD ENOUGH. *drags Azzy away*
Azzy: -looks so confused-
( And later, when they're farther away from an equally confused Nicanor. )
Alphonse: It's alright, Azzy. I won't let him have his way with you. >:c
Azzy: ... Zuu?!
Alphonse: *grumbles* What a -filthy- boy!
Azzy: ... -confused-.
Alphonse: I really don't want to go through the Pidgeots and the Beedrills with you right now, Azzy. Maybe later... when you are a little older... and a little less guilt-inducingly innocent.
Azzy: -his eyes grow huge-
Alphonse: ... *looks away*
Azzy: Zuu zurill zuu?!
Alphonse: When you're older, Azzy! I'll tell you then!
Azzy: -his eyes grow wider-
Alphonse: ... And by the way, if he ever asks to cuddle naked with you, I insist you make some kind of excuse and run away. And don't play doctor with him. See an actual nurse for that... NO. DON'T SEE A NURSE FOR THAT. I didn't mean-- just-- if you are wounded-- then... argh. Yes. *slaps his own forehead* ...
Azzy: ..... zuurill.
Alphonse: ... It will all make sense soon, I promise.
Azzy: Zuu. -flops on his little tail ball-
Alphonse: *grumbles* You will wake up to your sheets, soaked, the morning after a very confusing dream, and it will be -so- difficult to wash them...
Azzy: ..............
Alphonse: *grumblegrumble* And then you will wonder if anyone will ever love you so much in real life, and if your friend's brother actually looks like that....
Azzy: -he blinks and moves to hug Alphonse-
Alphonse: And how would you tell your sister that you're dating a dragon? Oh, no, no need to worry about that, she's -dead- -- *blinks and looks down at this* ... *awkwardly puts a hand on his head*
Azzy: -lets out a noise and hugs him tighter- Zuuu!
Alphonse: I... I'm sorry, Azzy, I... started to lose myself again. *pets his head* Thank you.
Azzy: -blinks up at him an tries to reach up a hand to pet him-
Alphonse: *laughs as he realizes what he's trying to do, and for once it's not one of his brief, sharp barks of laughter; and then he bends down to let Azzy pet his head*
Azzy: -pets his head awkwardly to, and puts both hands to ruffle his hair- Zuu!!
Alphonse: *doesn't seem to mind that as much as he normally would, as he smiles* Oh, you like my hair?
Azzy: -nods with a kid like giggle- Zuuril!
Alphonse: *smiles wider and bends down even more to create a dramatic bow, spreading out his arms* I'm -incredibly- pleased that you do, good sir! I take special care of it -- and I'll have you know that's quite difficult when I have to hunt for shampoo.
Azzy: -giggles more and tries to imitate this bow, his big floppy ears twitching-
Alphonse: Ah, you're a very quick leaner~
Azzy: -nods his hair, but tries to fix his little cap- Zuu!!
Alphonse: *adjusts it himself, chuckling* When was the last time you were able to wash your hair, Azzy?
Azzy: -blinks and counts on his fingers only to hold up all of them-
Alphonse: ... *peeks under the hat now*
( There are bugs. Crawling. and hissing at Alphonse.)
Alphonse: ... This really isn't how I wanted to see other bugs again.
Azzy: -scratches his head- Zuu?
Alphonse: Right. We need to take care of that. Now, preferably.
Azzy: -scratchscratch- ?!
Alphonse: *drags Azzy to his room with a highly obvious grimace*
Azzy: -flails- Zuuu Q AQ
Alphonse: Trust me, you -will- feel better after we clean that... -mess- off!
Azzy: -still hesitant, but follows him.. and looks down at his hands-
(The right one is wrapped up in thick bandages, so Alphonse is using his gloved left hand to pull Azzy...)
Azzy: -he looks worried from this- Zuurill..?
Alphonse: What? Oh, don't worry about that.
Azzy: Zuu?
Alphonse: It's nothing, I'm quite alright...
Azzy: -moves to pat the gloved hand- Zuu ;;
Alphonse: *he turns his head to smile at Azzy reassuringly*
Azzy: ; A; -he just tries to follow him without trouble now-
Alphonse: *when they reach his room, he points Azzy towards the little cubicle of a bathroom within it, and then goes off to his table of supplies to look for shampoo. He also wonders if he should have grabbed some flea shampoo too.*
Azzy: -and he shuffles around, moving to pull his clothes off and sits on the toilet, feet dangling. But he didn't take the cap off..-
Alphonse: *walks over to him with an armful of shampoo and soap, and he nods over at the... little... shower?* I'm not even sure if the water is working... hold these... *pushes the supplies towards Azzy and tries to turn the knob with his good hand* Hmm. ... Ah, I suppose that will do... *walks back to him and yanks off the cap*
Azzy: -he holds them all, strugglign to keep them in his hands- Z-zuu! -nods at him but blinks and looks up as the cap comes off.. in a horrifyingly sticky way.
Alphonse: ... We... need to wash this too.
Azzy: ... Zuuu.
Alphonse: ... *drops the cap into the sink as though tossing a dead thing away and slowly starts taking the shampoos and things back* Into the water with you, now.
Azzy: -he holds onto his tial, covering his most private area, and wobbles in... hurriedly moving into the water and looking like he just found heaven.-
(Alphonse smiles briefly at that, but then he steels himself as he begins his work. It's rather difficult with just one hand, and he apologizes to the bugs the whole time, but, well... he eventually gets it done.)
(Azzy tries to help him by scratching the soap into his hair, so Alphonse won't get his other hand wet, but freaks out quite a bit at each of the bugs that bite him. And.. when they're done he's got several bites on his hands and he's all, 'QAQ' )
(And now Alphonse is trying to clean off Azzy's hands. He's probably better off himself since he was wearing a glove.)
Azzy: -and when they're done he plays with his fluffy hair, happily-
Alphonse: *shaking out his hand, staring mournfully at his wrist* That... that was worth it, wasn't it?
Azzy: -he nods happily and leans over to hug him- Zuurill!
Alphonse: *pats his head almost wearily, but he smiles widely at him* You're quite welcome. I do hope you can take care of your hair from now on.
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