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Master_Terranort Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:26 pm
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 5:45 pm
What can I say? My claim to fame
Won't come in the shape of hearts and flowers...
No time for a flashy intro this time around. Devon no longer wanted to screw around; he needed to leave a mark on the EEW Universe before he could really grab their attention. He ran directly to the ring, slid in and sat in one of the back turnbuckles.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:59 pm
"I CAN'T USE WHAT I CAN'T ABUSE" coos in as the arena goes back. Purple lights go up on the Titantron. It's "Vow" by Garbage.
"I CAN'T STOP WHEN IT COMES TO YOU."
As the guitar riffs bust in, flashing is everywhere, and as the Titantron plays her video, Cambria comes out, and then runs to the ring. She jumps up on the stairs, and flips over the top rope. She then does her corner pose, beating her breasts and then raising a fist in defiance to the sky.
"From Los Angeles, California, the Feminist Fighter, CAMBRIA....LYNN!"
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:01 am
Devon, laid back in a turnbuckle, looks at Cambria and says directly to her, "Dwamm! Too bad you a feminist, girl!"
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:47 pm
Cambria smiled Devon's way.
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 1:18 am
Devon, growing impatient, hopped out of the ring and sat on the Announce table. This match isn't going to happen any time soon.
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:51 pm
(Really? It's been a goddamned month.)
Devon forced the headset away from one of the announcers and said, "We have been waiting for the longest time, you whores."
He looked around the room angrily.
"Now quit your a**l fisting and GET. IN. THE RING!"
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