(Shout out to Shattered_Fangs for the naming inspiration)
God's Pubes
Welcome to the forest-hell dubbed "God's Pubes", an addition to the 10th Squad Training Grounds that Captain Kyodai had made. It is the forest that was always situated around Crater Mountain and, at first glance, doesn't appear too impressive, especially from the sky. You have no idea how wrong you are. After the "modifications" Kan had made, people often wander into this seemingly small woodland area and get lost for weeks among the tall conifer and deciduous flora. This is because, while nobody really notices, the trees in God's Pubes will move around, blocking off old paths, creating random clearings, and generally being a douche bag to anyone trying to get out. The thick overhead make it difficult for anything above God's Pubes to see inside, as well as for anyone to leave the forest by flying into the sky to escape unscathed by a crap load of sharp and pointy branches.
The flora will also self-regenerate, as they are programmed too, so days after a large fire, and plenty of people have set God's Pubes on fire in spite, it will convert from charred remains to a thriving, nonthreatening, and unassuming forest. It has also been rumored that the 12th Squad has dumped a few of their experiments here, where it would undoubtedly be kept out of sight and out of mind of the general populace. Kan hasn't either affirmed or denied such rumors, but there have been sightings by plenty of people of strange creatures that prowl the forest.
To reach Crater Mountain, most people will pass through God's Pubes.
