SAXTOOOOOOON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALEE!!!!!!!!!
The name is SAXTON HALE! Australian! CEO of Mann Co! And the Man who just BOUGHT a partnership with your organized, lifeless, dedication-to-Gods community!
What's that? They call this a Guild? I refuse to succumb to this new age hippie slang!
From here on out, all of your valuable money offered to this stronghold will be directed to ME!
"Why should my money be given to you?", you foolishly ask. I'll give you two manly, chest-haired reasons!
1). Because I'll eventually buy your house, land, and family... and....
2). Because the money you donate will be directed toward BIGGER prizes in contests and events that yours truly will be holding!
What's that? I'm NOT holding the contests and events? I want the son of a gun who IS to be fired! Then I want him rehired. THEN I want him fired again, but with his pride shattered!
What? I can't fire partners? Fine, just fire the chump who gets me my coffee every day.
Now excuse me, I have some business with a group of Mann Co. product-hating, vegetable-eating, individuals protesting in the parking lot.
Saxton Hale - AWAY!
[To make a donation to The Valve Gaming Guild, please send a trade to Saxton -Mann Co- Hale, or just gift an item to him.]
