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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:02 am
Character: Wriggle Item: Pesticide
Outcome:
Short: Murdered Wriggles bugs and caused irritation on Wriggle's skin.
Long: Hearing a seriously loud banging at my door, I was a little suspicious to who it could be. That postman rings the door bell over and over, not the door itself. So who could it be?...
Creeping to the door slowly I look through a distorted window and notice there's a green blob surrounded by black and brown. The buzz sounds, even with a door in the way, the sound was deafening.
Wriggles still kicked at the door while her insects eat at it. A little frightened, I grab my shoes and go around the back of the house to reach the front. By then Wriggles has already broken down the door and began looking for me. Now frightened out of my mind, I fled down the streets. No phone to contact and call for help and too afraid to stop in case my pursuers caught up.
Despite my attempts to flee, Wriggle and her army of bugs soon quickly caught up. Fortunately, just before Wriggle's sent her army at bugs at me, a gardener was next to me, amazed by what was happening. He had some pesticide in his hands. Without a second thought, I snatched the pesticide from his hands and fired the spray at Wriggle's and her army. I closed my eyes tightly during this. I only dared to open them after I held the buzzing noise quickly dropping in pitch and volume as well as a female's scream, crying in agony and pain.
Wriggles had covered her eyes and rashes appeared all over her visible skin. All her insects had fallen dead onto the ground, creating a large, circular patch on death insects. Of course Wriggle's forced herself to retreat and for now I was safe. No way in Hell am I going through that again.
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:07 pm
Character: Satori Item: Computer
me: raaaaaa Satori: i know whats on that
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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:50 pm
Character: Cirno Object: Knife Outcome: There I am doing nothing but responding to a Touhou guild topic when the strongest idiot comes busting through my door. After hearing her small stature fruitlessly slam against the door for hours, I had let my guard down and was caught completely unprepared. Quickly grabing a knife (it has a +9 ogre slaying enhancement...not that it helps here...) I charged torward her hoping to end the fight before it could begin. She may be the strongest fairy, but that dosen't really count for much. Seeing her ready a spell card I dodge to the side...and die. She's just too smart... caster-class servant 45k/450k  character: Utsuho object: pen outcome: OH SHI- *burned to death*
A pen may have been a mighty match for Youmu, but if you wanted to match Okuu you really should have used a pencil
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 1:47 am
Shingami Hiroshi Character: Cirno Object: Knife Outcome: There I am doing nothing but responding to a Touhou guild topic when the strongest idiot comes busting through my door. After hearing her small stature fruitlessly slam against the door for hours, I had let my guard down and was caught completely unprepared. Quickly grabing a knife (it has a +9 ogre slaying enhancement...not that it helps here...) I charged torward her hoping to end the fight before it could begin. She may be the strongest fairy, but that dosen't really count for much. Seeing her ready a spell card I dodge to the side...and die. She's just too smart... caster-class servant 45k/450k  character: Utsuho object: pen outcome: OH SHI- *burned to death*
A pen may have been a mighty match for Youmu, but if you wanted to match Okuu you really should have used a pencil gonk facepalm
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:40 pm
Character: Suwako (Kanako a little too) Object: a Frog
Suwako would come in raging at the atrocity of disecting frogs in my biology class, I, who had opted to keep my dismembered frog for proper burial. I rapidly try to explain the situation but she readies her hat to throw at me. Not wanting to be eaten I throw the frog into the hat and watch it land. Gory noises flow from under the hat. As Suwako watches in horror as a frog hat eats a frog I attempt to inch away...right into Kanako who greets me with an evil grin.
I die many times over.
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:27 pm
Character: Suika Ibuki Item: Mosin Nagant 1891/30 with a canteen of hard liquor attached to rifle sling and with the obligatory black spike bayonet the size of my shin
Suika kicks down the door piss drunk and comes at me. I put on my 'oh boy, here we go again...' face and prepare to repel the enemy at the gates. Takes a swig of liquor from canteen, Suika stops, asks to try the hard stuff. surewhythehecknot.jpg End up going hunting and roasting a boar using the bayonet attached to rifle as a spit. thingswentbetterthanexpected.jpg
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 6:13 pm
Character Sanae Object Stick Outcome What do you think... >.>
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:02 pm
Character: Byakuren Hijiri
Object: Cheese
Outcome (short): Nazrin would have found her instantly
Outcome (long): Nazrin sniffed the air while on the flying ship Palanquin. She smelled a familiar and loving scent that filled her with happiness. Cheese. She flew off the end of the boat, getting a rope caught on her foot and pulling the boat with her all the way to Makai, where they found Byakuren resting. Nazrin woke her up by snatching the cheese out of her hand.
Crappy, I know, but still I tried
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 6:37 am
Character: Tewi Object: Binder Outcome: I win :3c
Elaborate: Tewi breaks down my door with an army of rabbits. After the initial shock of seeing so much fluff, I reflexively grab my binder and hurl it at the rabbit girl, aiming for her chest. Caught off-guard, she doesn't move fast enough to graze it, and the binder collides with her hitbox. *Pichuuu~n* Her rabbits [familiars] explode into time points and I collect the point items that spread from her deathsplosion.
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 6:57 am
Character: Flandre
Object: Chocolate Muffin
Outcome Short: I win out of pure luck.
Outcome Long: So I was just sitting around in the kitchen, preparing to eat a muffin when Flandre bursts in and tackles me. My face hits the edge of the counter and my nose is demolished, sending blood all over the counter. Damn. Mom's going to be pissed. Desperatley I throw the muffin at her. She catches it, sniffs it, and then smiles and says: "Thank you!" It turned out the muffin soaked up some of my blood, and apparently blood and chocolate is tasty.
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Mind-boggling Abomination
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