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[1.] This game is free to enter, and will close on May 13th at 6pm Eastern!

[2.] You may only enter this game once, and cannot enter for another player. Eve Priestly can't judge your clothes if they're on someone else after all talk2hand

[3.] Don't be an idiot and plagiarize an existing fashion blogger. Eve Priestly!! does not need to copy her... copy... from existing sources!

[4.] You cannot add any information to the form you fill out for entry after the close of the game. Up until May 13 at 6pm Eastern, you can edit whatever you like--I will not judge until that night. After all, once Eve Priestly!! completes her article, she doesn't edit! ... for anyone!

[5.] By entering, you're allowing me a certain amount of artistic liberty. I will be mainly going off your text description, so please realize it may not match your reference pixel-for-pixel! Eve Priestly!! might be a fashion goddess, but she is not a camera! Or an owl, but that is a different thread.

[6.] This game is going to be judged exclusively by me. I'll be judging you not on how accurate your fashion writeup is because that is awfully subjective, but on how hilarious it is and how much I want to draw your proposed outfit! I'd say it's about 70% hilarity and 30% awesomeness on a general scale.

Here is the entry form!

Darlings, let's get started!
Username: Silverah
Character: Tallulah
Reference Images: Ahoy! Pretend the octopus is a hairclip and the roses are earrings.
The Ripping:

"What the hell is this, Cowden? Bad enough you show up with a cobbled-together date, but this is obviously last season's dress that you found on sale at Belk. I get that some people can't drop two grand on a prom dress, but this is so out of style that it's not even retro. You get some credit for matching your accessories and knowing what colors look good on you, but where did you find that octopus hairclip? Because you should put it back on whatever shipwreck you raided. I get that it's almost summer, but nautical is never okay for prom. Cute shoes, I guess, if you're into flats, but the scallops just make me think nautical nautical nautical. Even if they match the hem of your dress. But still - Flats! At prom! This is just so you won't be taller than that sophomore you dug up to bring as your date, right? And really, what were you thinking with that octopus hairclip? Actually, never mind, I don't want to know. NEXT."

Darlings, let's get started!
Username: DarkHeartedSorrows
Character: Sova Matthews
Reference Images: [x]
The Ripping:

You know… I was almost willing to give you some credit for your outfit; and then I looked again. Hiking-boots? You’ve got to be kidding me! Those may do you good when you’re being a freak out in the woods, but those boots don’t belong here, honey! And if you were going to wear those boots, why didn’t you wear a longer dress? But no, you chose knee length.

Then you tried to accessorize! What is up with that creepy owl necklace? It’s long and stands out against that black dress, and it’s just horrible. I feel like it’s watching me. Are you a creeper like that owl? Is that a cry for help? Your hair certainly is. Did you even try to do anything with it? I never understood those stupid little strands that stick up. How do they stay up like that? Are they anti-gravity, or do you actually try to look crazy? You’re a disaster. You make me sick.

Darlings, let's get started!
Username: Ravvlet
Character: Guen
Reference Images: the outfit, brought to you by boredom and photoshop
The Ripping:

Firstly, sweetheart, let's go from the bottom up. Where do you see yourself going in this outfit? The shoes say bowling, or maybe boating. Someone out there is doubtlessly thanking you for taking them off their hands though - see, I can be positive! However dear, you're not going off to be handed the Nobel Peace Prize, you're going to your high school prom. People will see you in those shoes. They will judge you. I am judging you, right now. So far, it's not painting a pretty picture.

As for the rest... well, yawn. Navy dress, navy hat. You even had navy on those godforsaken saddle shoes- yes, darling, the 1950's DID call, they said they wanted their outfit back! Boring, boring, boring. It's interesting you chose to dye your hair the color of Listerine - I hope it doesn't smell minty fresh, that always made me vaguely nauseous. If that's your natural hair color, well, three words: salon, salon, SALON. At any rate, here's another plus to keep you from getting TOO down - that nice, wide skirt will put your date far enough away that people might not immediately associate him with you! Though, let's be honest- you don't HAVE a date, do you?

Well, that about wraps this one up. Surely, some of these have GOT to be jokes. I mean, I'm laughing.

Well, alright, kittens, prom's over and I suppose it's time to let you know who wasn't entirely useless on the RC today. Before you all rush out the door to get drunk, there's a dear. No one wants to start off the month of June by rolling over and puking all over their boyfriend, do they? Unless you do. In which case, well, more power to you!

Take a look while both eyes are focused, darlings!

Sova Matthews provided an unforgettable presence at prom tonight, no doubt largely because of the broken toes on the dance floor. Ohh my. Still, under the low lights, she looked almost graceful and that's a trait I can fully endorse. Come over here for your picture, darling.

Gigi Gennaro is another person I'll not soon forget. Those shoes took courage, and for that I will reward her! Still, next time, take some tips from someone who's been around the block a few times: No thumbtack shoes on the dancefloor! You'll hurt yourself! Come over here and after your picture, we'll go get a banana sundae. 'Kay?

[Thanks for the entries and your patience, you guys <3 I'll have these done by Saturday! All of you nearly caused my stitches to rupture with laughter, so... A++!]