HELLO PUNY MORTALS.
... I MEAN, GOOD EVENING, SUBJECTS. I AM HERE ON BEHALF OF THE GOOD PEOPLE AT ASaR LTD TO INFORM ALL MEMBERS AND SHAREHOLDERS OF THE FIRST COMPUTER AIDED WRESTLING FEDERATION MATCH CARD. WE HOPE THAT YOU ARE ALL SATYSFIED WITH YOUR PAIRINGS.
THE MATCHES ARE AS FOLLOWS. PLEASE REPORT TO THE LAB RING AT YOUR ALLOCATED TIME SLOTS
THE MATCH CARD:
6PM:
SHOW OPENING TAPE
KID OMEGA vs FREAKSHOW
(5'9, 215lbs - 5'10 210lbs - "Middleweight")
As the first match ever to be held in The Lab Ring, the good people at ASaR LTD are expecting quite an opener. Do not let them down, lest you be used for less glorious experiments in the future. As the ring is quite new, you will also be used to carry out a full safety check. Try not to break anything. But please feel free to break each other, or yourselves.
((MATCH STIP: The corners are unpadded, the mat is harder than usual, the ropes are looser than usual, no protective mats on the outside of the ring))
6:30PM+
"THE NEON NIGHTMARE" NYLO vs KYLE DRACIOUS
(6'6, 325lbs - "Heavyweight")
After the safety check is completed by the prior match, the good people at ASaR LTD will have undoubtably updated the ring to state-of-the-art standards, including air conditioning (note: air conditioning may need to be recalibrated).
((MATCH STIP: Super hot atmosphere due to broken air con. Characters will fatigue much faster))
7:00PM+
EVA DRAVEN vs ROSARIO
(5'7, 125lbs - "Middleweight")
The first match in the Lab to feauture a female wrestler. In celebration, the good people at ASaR limited installed a menstruation cycle into my programming. My exhaust port shall now leak oil once a month in accordance with human biological law. Anyway, the air con will be undoubtably more stable in this match.
((MATCH STIP: Good air-con. Wrestlers fatigue much slower))
7:30PM+
Promo featuring MATT SHANAHAN
MATT SHANAHAN vs SANDRA
(6'8, 324lbs - "She Wouldn't Say")
The second match featuring a woman, and the first featuring some sort of giant or troll. DNA scans will need to be carried out to determine Shanahans exact breed. Regardless, in order to help Sandra gain as much XP by slaying it, weapons shall be permitted for this match only.
((MATCH STIP: Weapons Are Allowed - See the thread for weapon choice)
8:00PM+
Promo featuring KELLY KING 2.0
SAINT JOEY vs KELLY KING 2.0
(6'3, 245lbs - 6'2, 223lbs)
While Saint Joey is supposed to be in a managerial role, I thought of a better role for him. He is to be the test subject for a special experiment of mine. The good people at ASaR LTD are sure to agree with me that this experiment will be one for the record books. Or a science journal. Or if not, at least a very fancy diary or blog, maybe with a nice island wallpaper.
((MATCH STIP: ---))
8:30PM+
MATT DRAVEN vs CHRONO CLEPSYDRA (/w Yuke)
(6'4, 235lbs - "7'6", 280lbs)
Scans indicate a malfunction in Chrono's height calculations. To determine whether this is true or not, and to allow Draven to shine to his full capacity, the good people at ASaR LTD have provided the Lab with limited edition, shiny new ASaR LTD ladders, measuring at exactly 7'6". Prediction software has yet to determine what role Yuke will play in this match.
((MATCH STIP: Ladders are permitted. No other weapons allowed.))
9:00PM+
Promo Featuring AJ WARNER
NUKE FUSION vs AJ WARNER
(6'2, 225lbs - 6'1, 213lbs)
As the final match of the night, the Lab will most likely be closing down during it. As such, energy saving procedures will be taken, as well as the Lab ring being removed for analysis of its performance during the night.
((MATCH STIP: No ring, bare floor, ring components everwhere for weapon use (e.g. ring rope, apron, poles etc.) falls count anywhere))
Estimated Run Time: 3 Hours
Match Total: 7
IF ANYBODY WISHES TO BE INTERVIEWED, CUT A PROMO, HAS ANY QUERIES ABOUT TONIGHTS SHOW OR WISHES TO DISPLAY ANY OTHER FOOTAGE FOR TONIGHTS RECORDINGS, PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE IN THE INPUT BENEATH THIS MONITOR. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE AND PARTICIPATION IN THIS EXPERIMENT.
