HellfireSamurai
It's been about 3 years since I last had a cellphone but when I did my ringtone was the STD song from the movie THE REAL CANCUN. Not the best one to have when you're in a place with a bunch of kids and their parents around and all the sudden you got song lyrics about all the various STDs coming out of your pants pocket.
One of my friends had a ringtone that went "It's ringing, it's ringing, the ******* phone is ringing!". He had quite a few close calls with that one. Another friend had "Last Resort" by Papa Roach as his ringtone. That one also almost got him into trouble on a few occasions.
And while on the subject, my friends and I were chatting with our principle one day and all of a sudden we hear this catchy action news jingle, then her phone says "We are covering live from the field to bring you more of this breaking news bulletin: Your phone is ringing!"