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 Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:26 pm
Yes this is a period rant. I'm ready to rip my uterus out. Normally I'm really light day one, day two is freaking hemmorhaging for a few days then it's lighter and a full freaking 8 days later she's gone. Sucks to be me but whatever. Cramps tend to kick in day two.
This month light day one, and then for five days straight very heavy. No cramping so I wasn't complaining. So now, still heavy and BAM! Holy hell, my uterus is dying a slow painful agonizing death. I'm quite certain I will O/D on motrin before the night is through. WTF. This hasn't happened since college. I don't like it, by the way. Can I hit menopause now?
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:55 pm
lol diva cups are nassttyyy xD back when i was really desperate for answers about my ridiculous period, i researched about diva cups. i can't do it. just too much no.
i take birth control, half because i don't want to get pregnant, but really because i wanted my period to slow down. i used to get like 8 days of full on red waterfalls. it was horrible. it's lightened up a bit now, but it still lasts a while. my mom's periods are light and last 4 days tops. wtf is this.
for cramps, i normally smoke a bowl. it really makes it better. i used to try everything; pills, hot/cold cloths, eating bananas, working out... nothing worked. but weed puts it out like THAT. i love it.
the part i can't stand is the imbalance of emotional levels and stuff. there's no escape :(
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:01 pm
Have I shown you pictures of my post baby/birth control boobs? Holy hell, never again. LOL. I had to have those puppies surgically removed!
Diva cup does have it's nasty aspects, however it's my nasty. And after working at McDonalds and seeing the plethora of disgust women leave laying on floors/walls of public restrooms, I switched simply because I couldn't stand the idea of cleaning up other peoples' gross. I also like that I just toss it in my pocket when i suspect the beast is near and working with all guys none of them are the wiser when she finally appears. 12 hours no changing is great...ok...bad days it's still every 4 hours but even with a super plus pon I was overflowing in 2 hours. How do you hide a period from a bunch of dudes like that? X cuze me, stop the ambo so I can run into that convenience store and change my drawers again. Yeah, no. LOL.
I have 3 kiddos. I can't be firing up the bong and expect to be cohearent enough to mother them. They'd burn the freaking house down. gonk
But I hate her today. If I could get an ablation for shits and giggles I totally would. I'm not going to need to store anything in my uterus anymore. It's wasted space. Get rid of it's ability to house things so I don't have to deal with the filth anymore.
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