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 Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:00 pm
So you know 4chan...?
Well... apparently there's this bible summary..... and... well... it's actually REALLY accurate xD
*note: I know it's kinda old... but still.... it's fricken hilarious xD
Here it is....:
Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her " Apple or GTFO" (cuz she was already showing t*ts). She chooses the former and then her and her f*ck buddy Adam get b& from Eden for being trollbait. Then a lot of serious f*cking incest occurs and we get the human race (which explains a lot, really).
Then later, God gets uber pissed about Pharaoh Hitler pwning the jews, so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens up the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis. God Lol'd.
Some other less important sh*t happens, mostly composed of a bunch of f*ggots writing emo poetry about god for him to fap to.
New Testament: God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday God gave Jesus more cheat codes than he gave Moses, plus the rcon password for life, and some CP.
Later, Jesus became a hard core ska punk and trolled the old school jews hard. They got super pissed and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had god mode turned on though, so he waited 3 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into life's server, and laughed at the Jews.
After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this f*ggot Paul wrote an assload of sh*t about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never f*cking said but everybody listened to Paul anyways because they're stupid.
THE END
So how accurate do you think that was?
Ahahahaha. It made me laugh hysterically during class xD
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 7:39 am
lol, its kinda true though. Their are so many people out their who think they have the story right. So many want to be different and think that Everything that effects anything is bad. There starting to sound like communists -.-'
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 11:15 am
xTessa TesterossaX lol, its kinda true though. Their are so many people out their who think they have the story right. So many want to be different and think that Everything that effects anything is bad. There starting to sound like communists -.-' I agree, it seems that they want to control everything. I dont think thats right. confused
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:17 pm
Genius! and you made that or was this some shiz that I missed at church, bible or other religious source.
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Reply!! cuz I've got a lot of free time since it's summer razz
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:13 pm
All I know is.... Sofiya has a giant stuffed panda, and that's all I'm concerned about. xDDD
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