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Wanderer Ankh

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:05 pm


Seriously...? I remember that part of my life...
PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:27 pm


I have two tips

1 for Men: If you don't smell good and have nice teeth and hair, you are probably NOT going to get laid. And if you do not know how or are incapable of confidently talking to women, you are NOT getting laid.

1 for Women: If you don't let a man know you respect yourself and are not a one night stand, you WILL get laid, but also used. And if you blow up their phones when they don't text/call back, talk about how bad your ex boyfriend treated you, or have nice hair, pretty teeth, and smell good, you are NOT getting laid.

Just what I've learned. And I get laid, by my steady boyfriend.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:50 am


I'll wed you, bed you, and then bury you all in one day. Just kidding. I've never been laid.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:09 pm


GUESS WHAT I AM! "............" If you guessed lonely and socially awkward, BINGO! such a smart person. xp

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:07 pm


I'll lay you. redface




emotion_dowant
PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:09 pm


stare This thread still exists...and so does that amount of time its been since I got any too... crying Going on about four years now.

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Zekil Blakhardt

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:40 pm


Necruse
I've never been laid ;>__>
PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:41 pm


Zekil Blakhardt
Necruse
I've never been laid ;>__>
da eff bro Dx

Necruse


Matasoga
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:36 pm


I don't think that I would be able to attempt to have this conversation where children participated with equal footing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVvfau1fWrI
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