I have a water cannon (its a water cannon)
I bless my water cannon (it is a holy water cannon)
I bless its water (it is a holy holy water cannon)
I bless the heck out of it (its a wholly holy holy water cannon)
I have it pierced (its a holey wholly holy holy water cannon)
The Discordian Society of Gaia
A guild for those In The Know and Of Much Ilk.
