The scene opens on a man standing in the living room of an expensive-looking house, holding a set of note cards. He looks into the camera and begins to speak.

"Welcome back to the Jake Jacobs Show, I'm Jake Jacobs. No story has been captivating social media quite the way our next guest has. From his questionable actions on EEW's Monday Night Burn to his Twitter frenzy, every move he's made has been highly public. We have a one-on-one interview with the artist formerly known as Matt Seraph, live in his home in Brandon, Florida."

The man walks into the den, where the subject of the interview is sitting already. He is flanked by two beautiful women, one a brunette, the other blonde. Jake Jacobs sits down and looks at his note cards.

"Thanks for granting us this interview. Before we get started, I just wanted to ask about your new ring name. This is your birth name you're going by?"

"That's right, bro. Jason Byers. Commit it to memory." He nudges the blonde girl, who looks up from her text messages. "Get me a beer, would you? Make it quick, we're on live TV here."

"A lot of fans have been asking me about your relationship situation. You Yakuza kicked Savannah Leonhart last week on Burn, what's the story?" The blonde girl comes back with two beers, handing one to Byers and one to the brunette. Jason smirks hearing the question.

"Let me tell you something. I'm all about winning, Jake. I win epically, in every moment. Savannah hasn't won a moment in her life. She's a troll, Jake. Kicking her was the logical thing to do, I mean, I can't have her running around, taking all my money for blow and then trying to get me fired by accusing me of using. It was just a very troll thing to do."

"If I can ask, who are these two with you now?"

"I can tell you have bad taste in, well, just about everything. Really? You don't recognize these smokeshows? This is Phoenix Ryan" - Byers gestures toward the brunette - "she's been in a ton of movies, bro. Look it up. Get your phone out, go to IMDB. I'll wait. Actually, forget that. I'm a frickin' bull shark, bro. I don't wait. Yeah, she's also a trained wrestler, too. And she pays for her own rocks, so she's definitely an upgrade." Byers then motions toward the blonde. "And this is Sophie Fox, she's a smokin' hot swimsuit model. And yes, I get both of them. Winning." Jason takes a drink of his beer, as Jake Jacobs tries to ask another question. Byers holds up one finger while he finishes the can. "What now?"

"Rumors are starting to surface that you've signed a contract to appear for FFA Wrestling Entertainment in the wake of this media blowup, any comment on that?"

"Well, duh. Of course I have. Jason Byers is winning, and everybody wants a part of it. I'm on a whole other level, those other trolls can't even process me. Plus, when you look at the money EEW makes week after week, I'm underpaid. I'm winning on all fronts now. Not only that, but my girls have deals too. You can now watch us winning 24/7/365."

"Do you have a message for the FFA roster now that you've been signed?"

"As a matter of fact, I do. I'm putting everyone on notice that Jason Byers is in the building. I'm like a stealth bomber. You won't notice me until after I've already bombed the s**t out of you. I'm just going to continue to bring the goods at every turn and win like no man has even won before. I'll make the rest of the roster look like droopy-eyed, armless children. Because I'm winning. Duh."

The interview fades to black, and Byers can be heard commenting to Phoenix, "You have a great a**, you know that?"