>YOU examine ROOM. Aside from the DRAWERS to your right, there is a COMPUTER on a table, a ******** OF LEGOS, an ODD YELLOW THING, and several holes in the wall. Your lack of things depresses you.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:06 pm
>YOU PLAY with LEGOS. You feel like a child again! How long has it been since you played with LEGOS? >The ******** OF LEGOS becomes MODEST ASSORTMENT OF LEGOS.
Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:41 pm
> YOU LOOK OUTSIDE <******** that LEGO T-REX. Time to get out of this ROOM. >YOU see an ODD OCTOPI trapped in a similar ROOM. There appears to be a SINISTER SUN painted on the wall. The ODD OCTOPI appears to be on a trip.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:01 pm
>YOU CHECK COMPUTER You decide to leave the ODD OCTOPI to his hallucinations. The smell of marijuana clouds your nostrils like a sweet aroma as you check the computer. Oh hey! It's your favorite website, GAY-A ONLINE. It appears four of your FRIENDS are online. They are SKAERYLL, MEDEUS, HASH, and COOKIE.
Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:06 pm
> Message KATHULU; the FRIEND YOU DIDN'T NOTICE WAS ONLINE BUT IS AWESOME >YOU are sure YOU have never known anyone by the name of 'KATHULU,' but you sure wish you could meet someone as awesome sounding as him.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:46 pm
>Go SHOPPING ONLINE and order yourself a GODDAMN PINEAPPLE. >You feel the urge to buy yourself a GODDAMN PINEAPPLE. You use the one and only ONLINE SHOPPING STORE to get yourself a GODDAMN PINEAPPLE. >Search for GODDAMN PINEAPPLE >RAGE RELENTLESSLY
Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:46 pm
>YOU WHISPER at ODD OCTOPUS >YOU WHISPER at the ODD OCTOPUS. You appear to have a rampant desire to be ******** by TENTACLES.
>YOU ARE NOW THE ODD OCTOPUS.
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:27 pm
>OO SPIT on SINISTER SUN Duuude >The OO feels the desire to spit on the SINISTER SUN. How dare it smile so smugly? >The SINISTER SUN has smudged into an UGLY PAINT SMUDGE. There appears to be a HOLE behind it...
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:28 pm
>OO EXAMINE HOLE >Your large WISDOM SKILL doesn't fail you, that is a hole indeed. >Obtained ODD OCTOPUS CAPTCHA CARD
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:45 pm
OO>REDISTRIBUTE SKILL POINTS to increase SEXUAL DESIRES >SEXUAL DESIRES? What are those? You are an ODD OCTOPUS, and SEXUAL DESIRES will just get in the way of your natural high and your being an octopus. Seriously, why would an octopus need SEXUAL DESIRES? That is just silly. It's not like your TENTACLES could be used for anything other than crawling around or grabbing things.
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:54 am
>OO climb up wall and inspect hole >Your SUCTION CUPS do not fail you as you climb up the wall to INSPECT the HOLE. There are MANY PIPES inside the hole, and it looks like a PASSAGEWAY. STEAM escapes from the PIPES, and the PASSAGEWAY is very hot.
YOU> Your PHONE is ringing. >Obtained YOU(JIM) CAPTCHA CARD.
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