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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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 Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:25 pm
 - Please, can you help a blind man?
- Keith LeBlanc: Judith's youngest son. Had some work in the past related to him. Never Met.
 -We met once, didn't we? I don't remember. Alzheimer, you see...
- Noelle Delacuz: Blind girl with a sheep.
- April LeBlanc: Judith Eldest Daughter. Met a couple of times. Not my type, obviously.
- Crimson Skizo:
- Dante Tepes: Crossdressing friend of Hans. Slept with.
- Vladimir Tepes: Friend of Hans. Slept with. Don't really like.
- Ayil Von Wend: Blind girl without a sheep
- Jacob Waldroup: Homophobic teenage boy who I made question his own sexuality very badly. Hehehehe.
 - Oh, it's you again. You wouldn't want to give me a kidney, would you?
- Alanis LeBlanc: Judith's dauther. Met once at a Fondation's party.
- Hansel Weber: A cute German man, who seems to be crushing on me, and whom me and Ben conned.
 -Ah! Great meeting! Mmh? What are you talking about? I feel perfectly fine.
- Maurice Gauthier: Old French man part of the team. Rutheless.
- Dietrich Kirk: German man part of the team. Best lawyer on it. Slept together a couple of time. It was... quite pleasant.
- Judith LeBlanc: Harsh woman, who's not that harsh if she respects you. Paid for lawschool. Works for her. It's never boring.
- Marlene Smith: British woman. Not the best in-court, but excels in off-court mater.
 -Have I ever told you I was an orphan?
Yoakim LeBlanc: Judith's son. Used to be together for a month or two five years ago.
Benedikt Traiylor: A conman and a regular lover.
 -My boyfriend just leaved me for that transsexual woman with aids....
 - You know... Why don't you spend the night? I'm sure you could find a way to entertain me.
 - ...Well, that wasn't planned...
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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:49 pm
Entry: 1
Date: Summer 14
Location: Living Room
Listening: Brett Everett moaning in 'Rascal Superstar: Brett Everett'
Current Mood: Amused
I was picked to be the one going over to the island where the boss is currently working. Well, by picked I should say that the old man didn't want to go, the female would have been useless and Hotstuff was busy with a casse. Yeah, those parent's are still complaining that Judith threw their kid in a poll of Acid. Well, it was his own fault! Plagiarism in her class? What was he thinking? Well, anyway, here I am (once again! Falling to pieces~ Damn that radio and their old pop song D<).
Cute little island. Yeah. Not bad. Could have been much worst. Got totally lost when I got off the ferry tho. Lame, yeah I know. BUT, odds would it, I meet two blind girls at the lake because of that. (one was with sheep, but that's an entirely different story). So, of course, I plaid the blind card to play with them. Poor girl, she kept faling everywhere, including the water. It was so hard not to laugh at that. I have to say, one or two of the "banches" were actually my cane. Hey, it was funny!
Anyway, got back home just in time to escape a hurricane. I have to say, nice doing boss, nice doing. Really ******** great place. Too bad you didn't bought me food` >> I should sue you for that! Nah, just kidding. Anyway, it's great, I like it. Currently waiting for some poor guy/girl/thing to brave the storm to bring me my food. They just had to have a better job if they didn't want to do that.
Anywya, back to my porn.
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 4:20 pm
Entry: 2
Date: Summer 15
Location: Bedroom
Listening: Jacob Waldroup crying in the living room'
Current Mood: Delighted
Well, first day on the island kept getting more and more interesting! I had decided to torment some poor delivery boy bye ordering some Chinese food, not having any food of my own yet, but you already know all that. Anyway, soon enough, got someone kicking at my door. I go open thinking that it was the delivery, but it turned out to just be some teenage boy trying to get a shelter form the hurricane. Normally, I would have said yes, let him in and put some clothes on, but the boy, Jacob didn't even wait for my permition and started to act like if he was home and looking through all my things and complaining I didn't have any hot cocoa.
So, I did what any normal person would have done at that point. Punish the boy.
Through some very cunning and manipulative moved, I've been able to make him believe that he was gay. I think I sent him straight into depression-land. I love it. So now he's all confuse, believe he likes boys and thinking that he needs to sleep with one to make sure he is really gay. Oh, this is simply hilarious! I can't wait to see what he'll do next. hahaha. Oh well, time to go sleep. I have some paperwork to do in the morning. Might stop to see The Old Woman since I'm here... and I work for her. There's only so much things you can do while being on the phone, afterall.
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:51 pm
Entry: 3
Date: Summer 25th
Location: Living Room
Listening: Roman Heart's moaning in Queer Me Now
Current Mood: Prideful
I have been here for a little while now, Journal. Nothing really interesting had happen between this entry and the last, but I think today something worthy of mentioning happened. I was out in town doing some work and things, but that's not important. What's important is that when I returned home, I found that man, all dressed in green like a leprechaun trying to force his way inside my apartment. Or something. I say 'or somthing' because I am not sure if he tried to break in or trying to destroy my front door because I wouldn't answer. Seems like the colour green makes you stupid, sometimes. How was I suppose to open the door if I wasn't there? That man should have thought about that possibility...
Ah, but that's beside the point. I approched him, pretending to be someoene that I wasn't (nothing new there, isn't it?) and we striked a conversation. I didn't learn anything from him, other that his name was Benedikt and that he is from Britain, judging from his accent, but of course, I wasn't trying to learn anything about him. I was able to make him believe that I was only a neighbour, who had just discovered was terminally hill with Cancer and that his greatest regret in life was to not have been able to donate his money to the local charity. Ah! He imidiatly became extreamly nice, trying to get me to give him my money. Trying to scam me much? Oh, of course, but I was trying to scam him first, in a way, so it was all good. I tried to get his banking in formation, but he wouldn't give them to me, so, I simply said I would write him a cheque and give it to him. Of course, said check where inside my appartment. Oh, I wish I could have seen his face when I entered the very room he had been trying to get into earlier! Ah, that had been a funny moment. Of course, he didn't try to come inside or anything and he left, having understood that I had fooled him. This made my week.
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:30 pm
Entry: 4
Date: Summer 27th
Location: Kitchen
Listening: Bird's chirping from outside
Current Mood: Tired
Well, it seems like I was wrong when I had said that Benedikt had left in shame for being duped by me two days ago. He came back yesterday. I have to say, I was quite surprise to see him standing at the front of my door. I supposed that if a man returned after something like that happen, then he must at least be granted the entry to my living room. He said he had a business deal to propose to me, and what a deal it was! As it turn out, he had some pictures of a man who's name I can't remember right now, being awfully close to his naked underage sister. His plan was to scare him into a ****** trial and make him settle off court with an amount of money three time higher than one would have normally proposed. And for that, he needed a lawyer to convince the man that it was the right thing to do. Why, I have to say, it was quite the interesting suggestions and, just for the heck of it, I accepted to play his game. We,ll see how it turns out.
P.-S. That man had way too many green clothes in his closet.
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:47 pm
Entry: 5
Date: Fall 11th
Location: Bedroom
Listening: Benedikt sleeping
Current Mood: Tired, yet, amused.
Oh, so much things happened since the last entry. So much fun things! Just thinking back on it makes me want to laugh, but it is currently 5am and I just woke up and I'm too tired to laugh, so I shall simply make a smiling face in this journal. =D See? Smiling face. Now, what is making me so happen?
Well, first off, everything about Ben's plan worked really well. I went to the bar where Hansel (that's the German's name. So stereotypical, don't you agree?) was known to often go. As luck would have it, I met him in less than 10minutes from being there. We immediately strike a friendship! Or should I say, he liked the poor blind and helpless me while I made fun of him in my head. Stupid German. Ah, but that aside, I was introduced to some of his friends and everything (might I say, that bouncer friend of his is so hot, you have no idea, journal) then, I asked him to 'guide' me to the bathroom where Ben made his threat and everything. He was so happy to discover then that I was a lawyer, I almost laugh at him. He was cute, but lord, can one be so naive? It would seem so.
The next day, I went to this place where twins who are friends of him lives. I convinced him into giving us the money. 200K to be exact, but Ben believes I only got 120K. Ah, what can I say? I'm a greedy lawyer, sue me....haha! I made a pun, I'm so funny. Where was I? Oh, right, the money. So, I had it and then they were all happy that their friend (Hansel) wasn't going to jail that they started to drink. Next thing I knew, we were in the middle of a foursome. Ah! Oh, of course, I played the innocent straight blind man card who was just experimenting... and they believe me. Hilarious. I do have to say, it was a good night. I'm still not sure about the crossdressing boy... bah, once naked he was like the rest of us.
So, skip two days and Ben finally comes to knock on my door, wondering how everything went. I told him that it went extreamly well, but that I was keeping all the money, and that as a conman, he should have been more careful. He then started to plea for me to give him at least his half. Now, I had always intended of giving him at least that much (well, the half of 120K, not 200K. The 80K extra shall remain a secret), I just wanted to led him into sex, because dammit, I'm getting as much as I can get and he had already admitted to being gay.
Turns out, that he was more than willing to do it, so we did it. About 30 times. ********. (pun not intended this time), we did it for 3 straight hours! I dont think I even had sex that good before, which I don't understand, because he wasn't that great at it either... I mean, he isn't bad, but not THAT wonderful either. I think... It might just be the whole trill of coning and the money and everything. I have to say, it IS nice to not be lying once in a while... I suppose it makes everything more easy? Well, either way, he sure knows how to make things fun. He's sleeping next to me in the bed right now. Oh yeah, we did it one more time before sleeping. Damn, that was good.
I'm so keeping him as a friend. No way I'm loosing my chance of getting more of that... Oh, and to just have regular normal non-sexual fun too. And who knows, maybe we'd con someone else. Maybe. Not sure.
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:54 pm
[entries relating to the time skip can be found in the skip forum.]
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