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the following contest is an xtreme rules handicap match scheduled for one fall. introducing first.....

the lights go out and a gong sounds. the fans begin to cheer as blue light covers the arena, fog pours in, and the haunting music of the Undertaker begins to play. After several seconds, the Undertaker walks out in the midst of the fog, then stands on the stage and stares down to the ring.

"And his opponent, from Death Valley, weighing in at 299 pounds, the Undertaker!"

The Undertaker slowly begins to make his way down the ramp. He stops at the end of the ramp briefly, staring into the ring. He then turns and makes his way up the stairs. Standing at the top, he raises his arms and rolls his eyes into the back of his head as the lights come back on. The Phenom walks across the apron and steps into the ring through the ropes. He unfastens his coat and hands it to an outside official, then turns back to his opponents

(you could've at least tried to think up an entrance for them)

The Undertaker has little to no patience, so since they won't attack him, he'll attack them. He runs in, going for a hard kick to the gut of Drake first. If that connects, he'd throw a quick right hand at the head of Wayne

the phenom is caught with the chopblock, going down to a knee.

well, this was not what the Phenom was really expecting, and as such he is hit with the dropkick which knocks him onto his back

the Phenom is then hit with a splash. certainly not the worst in his career, as he's been splashed by Mabel/Viscera/Big Daddy V, the Big Show, Mark Henry, and Yokozuna. still, it's keeping him down for the moment

the Undertaker gets his hand up, blocking Wayne's leg. Sitting up, he attempts to keep hold of the leg and get to his feet, then deliver a single hard stomp to the leg

(I can keep this feud going until the next PPV, because it'll help keep Taker's streak in XCW alive.)

Towards the end of the match:

The Deadman has Drake and Lil' Wayne by the throats, setting up for a double chokeslam when Nicki Minaj, steps up on the apron in an attempt to distract him. But he smiles wickedly as he hoists both men up and back down before Nicki herself tries to get in the ring.

She makes the mistake of being nose-to-nose with the Phenom, as he hoists her up in preparation for a Tombstone Piledriver when the lights go out and return the same way.

In the ring behind the Phenom is a black man dressed exactly like him and just as big. The black Undert pulls Minaj away from Taker, who turns around and scooped up into a Tombstone. He drags both downed rappers over the Phenom, as the referee counts the three.