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 Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:12 am
I have a sinking feeling that I might be in over my head...
ANYWAY NOTES TO MAHSELF:
2. Keti-Bug
3. Lissome Llia
6. Zunraa
I owe these guys something. Hell if I know what, though.
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:41 am
 This is FLORAL. He has issues. One of his favorite activities is facing a corner, rocking back and forth, and talking to himself. He likes small, dark spaces. He does not like sudden movements or loud noises. Friendship with benefits: If you're brave enough to approach him, you'll find he's not very judgmental. The nasty: He has two requirements- be 18+ and not dead. Undead is okay, though. Wait... What the ******** is this?  Thanks, Bombazine! Now FLORAL won't have to talk to himself so mu- Oh. I guess he sorta will be talking to himself...
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:20 pm
 This is Redrum. She's kind of weird. And by weird, I mean stay the hell away from her. Her iPod has entire playlists made up of recordings of the wails and moans of the aggrieved. No one has ever heard her speak (and lived to tell of it, anyhow). Friendship with benefits: What are you, nuts? Well, I guess if you want someone to just hover around you like a cloud of despair... The nasty: I have no idea. Approach at your own peril.
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:07 pm
 This is Sari. She is the only sane person in this household, and often takes on all the responsibilities of running a home. If Uncle FLORAL, Mini, or Aunt Redrum (usually Redrum) cause any trouble, she blames herself. It's almost like being a full-time babysitter. Pray for her. Friendship with benefits: Sari is quite easy to befriend, but she rarely initiates conversation. Though she prefers the company of stable individuals, she's not adverse to those that are unstable. She is a good listener. The nasty: She is physically incapable of sex, and reproduces the same way fish do because this amuses me she is based off a type of koi.
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:21 pm
 This is Calypso. She carries herself with grace and poise, and is a classy lady. When she was a pup, Calypso discovered a dogeared alphabet book in the children's section of the library. With this Rosetta stone, she's managed to teach herself to read. You can usually find her at the city library, with her nose in one of those musty tomes. At times she can be a bit stiff, and she's been known to turn up her nose at 'uncivilized' behavior. No one's sure how she's managed to survive so long with such an attitude, but most believe it's largely do to her horrifyingly sharp teeth. Friendship with benefits: Just don't be a d**k. Oh, wait... The nasty: Brush up on your sonnets, boys!
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:02 pm
 This is Reggie. He is incontinent, has a habit of sucking on things for comfort, and hates himself. If he's in the room, you probably won't notice; he tends to make himself as small, silent, and unimposing as possible. He will not make eye contact and almost certainly won't speak to you. If anyone has ever had a conversation with him, it's probably FLORAL and he's not about to spill any beans. Friendship with benefits: He tends to shy away from people. They'll only judge him... The nasty: His right hand. And that's probably how it's gonna be for a very long time.
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 6:18 pm
 This is Randall. He just doesn't give a s**t. He was found as apparently abandoned pup by Redrum. And you know what he did? He made her back the ******** off. Randall would not play along and make the sweet music of woe and despair, in fact, he tried to bite her. She hasn't tried to terrorize him since, though if this is out of respect for his gumption or if she's just biding her time until she can seek revenge... well, your guess is as good as mine. Sari used to look out for him when he was little, so he has something of a soft spot for her. Well, not soft, exactly- More like a not-as-hard spot. Like, if the rest of him was lonsdaleite, this spot for Sari would be diamond. Friendship with benefits: Hahaha! Good luck. The nasty: He'll bang damn near anything capable of giving consent.
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:45 am
 This is STFU (pronounced ess-tea-eff-you), Esty to some, Ohshititsyou to still others. She has very sensitive hearing, and is an incorrigible eavesdropper/gossip. She also don't take no lip from nobody, so don't make her come over there, she cut you. But just because she can't take it doesn't mean she can't dish it out. She could out trash talk a high school clique and knows words that would make a sailor blush. Her voice also runs the gamut between glass-shatteringly shrill to ******** deep and is always, always loud. If you're looking for her ( whyyy?), you can usually either find her plastered on a street corner singing folk songs on dark nights, or uncomfortably close to you when you're telling a friend a secret. Friendship with benefits: Are you crazy? The nasty: Yeah, you must be crazy.
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