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PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:41 pm


What is the worst someone can give you on valentine's day, and don't do the simple, "a broken heart" pull out the worst!!!
PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:48 pm


Hoo boy, that's a hard one... (as a guy giving something to a girl) I'd think going on a date with the person, somehow getting the girl to drink a lot (of soda or water) so she has to go the restroom, and have it so that, when she comes back, there's a black rose and a penny with a post-it note, "The penny's for the waiter," on the table (leaving them to pay, of course). Then, later that day (because this was a lunch date), go to their house with their best friend, ring the doorbell, kiss their friend, and then fake a suicide before the poor girl's eyes. (Faking is worse because it says, "I want to hurt you but I don't want to die.")

Yikes. That story scares me, reading it again. 0.0

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:49 pm


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What is the worst someone can give you on valentine's day, and don't do the simple, "a broken heart" pull out the worst!!!
probably a breaking up, I got that one for x-mas though sweatdrop
PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:33 am


moon_the_angel_of_hell
What is the worst someone can give you on valentine's day, and don't do the simple, "a broken heart" pull out the worst!!!


Penicillin. Particularly if it's not needed.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:52 pm


A STD, and no I didn't get one. -_-" I'm clean...
PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:47 pm


oh I know!! 2 years ago we had a v-day party (this was 6th grade) and the teacher made her "famous" chili rolleyes which wasn't that bad at all, so blah blah i came home and sat around (friday night) and my stomach feels funny, so I'm with my dad on his bed watching tv, he goes to the basement for some reason and I suddenly get to the urge to run out to the toilet. There I barfed (more like exploded) all of the chili out of my system like 4 times. later I discovered that I had also barfed out my nose because I could still smell the chili sweatdrop I spent the weekend sick, needless to say I can't eat chili anymore. happy valentines day stare

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:05 pm


-_-" Now I don't ever want to eat chili
PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:37 pm


moon_the_angel_of_hell
-_-" Now I don't ever want to eat chili
then that is my gift of valentines bliss to you mrgreen lol I refuse to eat chili now xd

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 9:39 pm


Let's see. Worst thing...I'd have to say taking your special someone to a cemetary, holding a seance, get nothing while out in the cemetary; saying good night to a loved one only to find said loved one the next day possessed or crying because they brought something home from the cemetary and it kept them up all night.
(I am speaking from experience. It has happened to my friend and I had to help them get rid of the entity. Not the best way to spend valentines.)
PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:50 pm


pantherdor
Let's see. Worst thing...I'd have to say taking your special someone to a cemetary, holding a seance, get nothing while out in the cemetary; saying good night to a loved one only to find said loved one the next day possessed or crying because they brought something home from the cemetary and it kept them up all night.
(I am speaking from experience. It has happened to my friend and I had to help them get rid of the entity. Not the best way to spend valentines.)
ewe possession is nasty stuff, sorry that happened yo your friend

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 1:01 am


Giving that person a "How to loose weight..." Book.

They dont react well. Even if its a prank gift. >__>
PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 5:54 am


I have to say Having to end up on a wild car chase from your bf stealing from a bank and you being the get away driver

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 6:42 pm


a conversation heart that reads 'You look gay'

Not fun to get
PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 7:36 pm


How about a bunch of bad news? Like- He cut off his finger a week before Valentines Day, and they couldnt replace it. And his parents are sepearated a few days later. And he cant come back to school for about two months because he cant write without his finger.

Sigh.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:56 am


being told that the dog you've had since you were four has been dead for a week..... crying
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