COLE
"I hate girls...oh and guys who think they're girls. What the ******** is wrong with them?"
Cole is the type of guy who, in essence, wants to annihilate all the girls and gays and transexuals in the world. He thinks that men are superior and, in particular, that he is the best, ever. While he likes to "prove" that he's number one in everything, he's sadly wrong. Most of Cole's achievements consist of setting records in video games and competitions, but he's getting a bit older now, and there are better and younger kids that are slowly taking away his titles. He used to be that one guy who first reached the maximum level cap in the next expansion pack in the name known as WoE--but alas. He acts like he's smart, but he usually 'learns'/get the 'facts' from watching his telly. Cole doesn't like being around a lot of people, but at the same time he wants people to know he's there. He is very hypocritical, but doesn't really care because in his mind, everything makes perfect sense. After all, he thinks he's the best of the best of the best!
Cole grew up with the idea that men are superior by his father--otherwise known as the Colonel (Where do you think Cole got his name from?). And the mentality that women suck stuck with him. He finds boobs to be disturbing, and gets teased a lot about it, especially when he called the prettiest girl in his high school class ugly. Therefore, he didn't have many friends growing up, or now, really.
Cole currently works at a pizza parlor. He deals with the deliveries. Here's how it works. Cole is to take online orders via chat and via the outdated form of communication, email. His...well, he wouldn't call her a coworker (but she is) Cassidy is the one that deals with customers in the store while her dad is the one that cooks the food. It's a big family-owned business, you see, who's trying to branch out in the big...pizza industry. Cole just happened to land the job when his mom talked to their old neighbor. That was about six years ago. Still at the same god-damn parlor...
But it would be this particular pizza parlor--creatively named Choi's Pizza--that Cole's life would change forever. You see, Cole's a whiner. And Cole liked to complain about having to chat with the people that were ordering, and he was quite a douche towards them. Sometimes, people wondered how he still had a job. But we digress. And he would complain to Cassidy and Mr. Choi about the people who ordered and sometimes questioned the customers why they would want shrimp and pineapple pizza--and bugged them even more if it was a chick ordering. It was unacceptable, as Mr. Choi would say, and so Cole was put on a...forced vacation. Which Cole didn't mind. This let him play more games and browse the web. And then he started to get late on his rent at Mrs. Choi's. Sometimes people wondered why this family bothered to help an abomination of a person in the first place.
And then he thought of it. "Why don't I make a program that'll talk with them for me?" He asked himself. Brilliant. Genius. Prodigy. He praised himself for being so smart, even when it was Cassidy the other day that told him to code up a program out of frustration and anger.
So, he searched the web on how the hell one was supposed to code a program in the first place. He messaged some of his online buddies who made websites and small programs and asked for tips.
