Omnomnomicon
Alternatively you can develop a hormone disorder called PCOS and not get your period for like two years.And with PCOS comes incredible capability to gain shittons of weight in 2 seconds, and take 2 years to lose 5lbs. and the possibility of becoming infertile. And having the worst pms symptoms in the world, aka leaving from school early because you were crying hysterically from your cramps. And because no one could picked you up, you call your Dad, who you never call, and when you scream "MY MOTHER ******** v****a" in the phone he just goes, ".... okay." and comes. Yep.
Then you sit at home in the den with a hot wet towel on you and watch TLC AND CRY.
You know, possibly. I don't really know though. /le shrug
Reply
